I FOUND IT /G/. THE ABSOLUTE WORST OF MODERN WEBDESIGN. htt

I'm confused. Thought that as the comments on the right. That I would see the actual article if I scrolled past the headline on the left.

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D:

>>59637942
stop peeking at other peoples code your perv.

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wew lads

>>59637942
some hackerman pls explain

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>>59637691
OH GOD

>>59637691
My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.

>>59638297
Cute small boobs

>>59637691
Women can't do anything right it seems.

>>59638356
By that logic you should have sucked dicks when you were young, like you wanted to, because you're a faggot anyway.

>>59638356
Good pasta

>>59637961
KEK

>>59637691
>half the page is a fixed image with the title and some share buttons
>random cross links to tangentially related topics

And I don't know if it's just the author, or if the IM layout with single sentences is somehow causing it, but the whole article feels super pedantic.

Also,
>allwomenstalk
>all women stalk
kek

That web design is absolutely atrocious, and the shit is the same shit I hear everywhere about bootlegs.

Companies are just mad that bootlegs are as close as you can get to irl piracy of physical items. They even use the same lies too to get you to buy their shit.

1.) Your only fooling yourself with fake goods cuz they're low quality
I can fool every hypebeast in a 4 mile radius with the fake yeezys I can buy with a reproduction box, bag and receipt from footlocker. The average person won't be able to tell that a bag is fake because the logo is off by 0.0005mm
2.)but it funds crime
Just like piracy funds Russian hackers.
3.)fake goods are unhealthy
Torrents give you viruses.

Etc.

>>59638417
b-but muh diversity will bring better ideas and creativity

>>59638836
It's a revolutionary design by womyn you shitlord, and the only thing lacking are more black womyn and trans wimmins.

at least it works without javascript

>>59638078
>live in Spain
You have to go back britcuck.

What do you think about my site:
https://www.google.com/

No bully, please.

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>>59640139
Garbage. I made it much better for you.

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>all women stalk
I knew it.

>>59637942

Mind explaining to a compE what is so funny? I got paired with EE's in college so I didn't learn any web dev =D

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>>59637691

>>59637691
I gotta give credit to the web designer: he did a fantastic job making it look exactly like the person who hired him wanted.

>brands are so mad about fake shit they literally shill on shitty sites
>tfw me and my cousin buy fake chinkshit brand clothing and sneakers and resell them locally to goyim
too bad those chinks still leave glue residue on sneakers otherwise they'd be perfect, i've had a few faggots complain cause there's a bit of glue on the rubber which i just clean with hot water and tell them it's another pair

>>59637691
This site can’t be reached

money.allwomenstalk.com unexpectedly closed the connection.
Try:
Checking the connection
Checking the proxy and the firewall
ERR_CONNECTION_CLOSED


wew lad they don't support https

I guess I can't browse it.

>>59643714
Stop mansplaining

>>59637961
This is a joke now, but in 10 years female devs will probably use this exact logic to defend their shitty code (not trying to say all women who write software are bad programmers).

>>59643812
>Stating accurate, verifiable facts. Especially when these facts are inconvenient to the feminist worldview, or contradict feminist talking points.

no

c-customer is king?
>yeah and I want the right half to look, like, messages

imagine having to make this pile of shit

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What the fuck.

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>posts 8/10
>is 1/10
really makes ya think

>>59644526
chat apps are all women understand

..may ... maybe it looks ok on mobile ?
right ?

>>59637691
Wew how do women handle this shit

>>59645226

m8, I know plenty of women who would recognise this site for the bullshit monstrosity that it is.

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>>59637691
ghay

>>59637691
This is really hard to comprehend. I first thought the headers (in purple) were meant to be someone else's messages because, you know, that's how text messages work. This is the definition of bad design.

>>59646090
I bet none of them will fuck you lmao

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>>59637691
Nice website my dude

>>59637691

fucking kill me.

>>59639990
Noticed the same. It's kinda sad I can give it credit for that.

I think you forgot this http://www.lingscars.com/

>>59651193
>http://www.lingscars.com/
ling scars

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>>59651292
>the source

Anyone remember Yvette's Bridal Formal?

>>59651323
>>59651193
>>59651292

>shitposting, the website

>>59638231
Nothing interesting. Just a whole bunch of formatting markup for various social media shit.

>>59638448
By your response I dub thee a newfag and you should lurk moar

>>59638078
Why every single person from Spain I ever see mentioned is a stupid cunt or a party dude. I FEEL ASHAMED BTW I'm Spanish

>>59638078

>be from Barcelona
>it is fucking Hipsterland
>hipsters, feminists and faggots from all over the world come to my country because it is a "cool" place now.

I think I preferred the drunk tourists.

>>59651193
Fuck off, all websites should look like that

>>59651193
Whoa! Nothing more to say....

>>59641735
Even before the content starts, there's a whole page of meta tags that are only relevant for sharing on social networks, followed by multiple pages of social media tracking and sharing code.
The actual textual content on the right fits into two lines (172 and 185) out of the 274 delivered.

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>>59638417

>>59648873
Why so mean with him

>>59651193
>>59652868
>>59651292
>>59651323
On top of all of that:
Live:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_izAfZy8YmA
Ling on Dragons den:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cc1ktZRZ5ZM

I'm interested is this fucking real?

>>59654357
>tfw ling is actually kinda cute

>>59654357
Same guy again. She has a live webcam setup... What the fuck...
http://www.lingscars.com/webcams.php#models

>>59644526
Honestly the tells of what makes an official product are often signs of poor quality.
Chinks actually put effort into brand name knock offs. Where as the brand them self will just rely on that. The brand name.

>>59637691

actually what the fuck is this

A) who the fuck puts content to the right of the screen?
B) Social media links on the bottom is fine but in the fucking center of the window nigga why? Why would you not put it at the top WITH THE FUCKING REPOST BUTTON
C) Texting???

>>59648919
:ok_hand: :100: tha'ts lit tbqhwyf

>>59652684
Thank you friend