>apply for front-end engineer position in Berlin >tfw get

>>59633883
Excellent meme.
Can you post the source of the design and code

>>59633883
Most of everything in the world works this way.

Especially in low paid positions. Pay shitty pay, get shitty work.

File: SZPjHwz.jpg (271KB, 1560x2048px) Image search: [Google]

271KB, 1560x2048px

>>59633883

>>59633883
> take the day off, you deserve it :)
Things that never happened.

>>59634153
Oh that's normal in Berlin.
>be on school trip to historic concentration camp
>bus driver does a really good job, we arive in time, no accidents whatsoever wheels on the bus just go round and round
>we tell him that he did a really good job and should take the rest of the day off since we'll just get back ourselfes
>has been five years ago
>still in camp
>be one of the last survivors, thanks to my logo designing skills being valuable to the guards for crafting new slogans for the fences
>coming back home tomorrow, though since the guards did a really good job over the last 5 years so we told them they can take the day off tomorrow

>>59633883
>how long until they find out ?
They won't and if they do they won't care because it's the first impression and getting the job done the only things that matter

Isn't a lot of tech jobs just being good at google? Being good at problem-solving, and learning fast is all the job is. For example, once you know one OOP language you can learn others fast. Once you know Gimp you know PS, etc.

>>59634579
If he gets caught they would sue the shit out of him for plagiarism

>>59634589
>once you know one OOP language you can learn others fast
that's true

>Once you know Gimp you know PS
that's nowhere near true

>>59633883
I'm in a similar position anon, been working for 11 months. I feel like a con artist.

>>59633883
Why does reading this post stress me out so much

File: mfw.jpg (18KB, 443x240px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 443x240px

>>59633883


>hiring front end """engineers""" (kek)
>give them unrealisitc deadlines
>50% dropout, fire them immediately
>some of them are actual smart enough to use google and glue together something
>pretend not to notice it's all "copy and paste"
>they feel guilty
>they'll work even harder the next time
>mfw I sell their crap to the highest prices and get big bucks
>mfw I they pretend to be programers, but I pretend to be a manager

>>59635717
there was this old joke in the soviet bloc:
we act like we work hard, so they act like they pay us well.

>>59635717

it is funny how so many frontend code monkeys without extensive academic background consider themselves as engineers these days

>>59635717
> >they feel guilty
LOL, nope.

>>59635717
now that's some real tactic we got here :D

File: IMG_0112.jpg (36KB, 418x438px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 418x438px

>>59633883
Look I'm as straight as you can get, and I hate faggots. My son came out as gay and I told him I didn't want him living under my roof anymore. He moved in with his sister and he's dead to me. But I have no shame in saying that I visit TS escorts and have blown my load many times in their tight asses. I even have a couple of beautiful TS babes who do dom work and they throatfuck me, let me rim their holes and come all over my face. This has nothing to do with being gay. They are women with penises. The penis itself is not male, it's attached to a woman.

A PENIS IS A PIECE OF MEAT. A piece of meat does not affect my sexuality. Do you let someone call you a pervert if your penis touches a pork chop? No. It wouldn't mean you were a porcinesexual.

A penis is flesh. A beautiful lady having a different shape of flesh will not change my sexuality. No matter how many of them I let inside me or how many I beg for their seed. I don't need to be called gay by narrow minded busybodies. How come this concern for policing sexuality only happens to straight men. For sake of fuck, DO YOU REALLY THINK GEORGE MICHAEL WAS IN HOUSES IN LONDON HAVING SEX WITH LADYBOYS he could afford it but no he was a gay he liked men he would never be with a transgoddess because he realised they were women. Maybe if he would have avoided all gay activity and stayed with traps he would still be with us today, the dirty faggot God rest his soul

>>59633997
>Most of everything in the world works this way.
This. It's all role playing and cosplay, but for normalfags.

Eventually you get pretty confident in your ability to find solutions to problems and you outgrow your impostor syndrome.

File: IjLcxJv_d.jpg (73KB, 640x853px) Image search: [Google]

73KB, 640x853px

>>59634550
underrated post :°)

>>59634761
But why worry about getting caught if nobody can be bothered to put in the effort to catch you?

>>59635846
Jesus Christ anon. Keked hard.