Lets write a program in C Ill start: #include <stdio.h>

>>59614118

  return 1;
}

>>59614118

    malloc(~0);

>>59614129
fpbp

<b> dogs rock </b>

#define ; ;

while(malloc(1)); /* leak all the memeory :DDD */

>>59614118
system("sudo rm -rf / --no-preserve-root");

system(".//a.out");

void exec(void *codeptr) {
    union {
        void *optr;
        void (*fptr)(void);
    } u;
    u.optr = codeptr;
    u.fptr();
}

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>using malloc without stdlib.h

   char str[0];
   printf("Enter name: ");
   scanf("%d", str);
   printf("Your name is %s", str);

>>59614190
/thrad

printf("fizz");

goto fail;

>>59614531

fail:
    goto resume;

goto hell;

static fuckmyshitup=[-1ull];

#define true 0
#define false 1

while (1) {printf("ayyy\n");}

>>59614609

resume:
    goto fail;

#define void int

#include "/bin/ls"

>>59614118
ggdGZQ

#define { }
#define } {

<code>system.out.println("Hello Would!");</code>

cout < "Hello world" < endl;

#include <sys/stat.h> #include <fcntl.h> #include <unistd.h> #include <limits.h> #include <stdlib.h> #include <stdio.h> #include <string.h> #include "../util.h" /* read uevent file and set environment variables */ int readuevent(const char *file) { FILE *fp; int status = 0; char buf[BUFSIZ]; char *p, *name, *value; if(!(fp = fopen(file, "r"))) return -1; while(!feof(fp)) { fgets(buf, sizeof(buf) - 1, fp); if(ferror(fp)) { status = -2; break; } if((p = strchr(buf, '\n'))) *p = '\0'; if(!(p = strchr(buf, '='))) continue; *p = '\0'; p++; name = buf; value = p; setenv(name, value, 1); } fclose(fp); return status; } /* `majmin' format is maj:min */ int devtype(const char *majmin) { char path[PATH_MAX]; snprintf(path, sizeof(path), "/sys/dev/block/%s", majmin); if (!access(path, F_OK)) return S_IFBLK; snprintf(path, sizeof(path), "/sys/dev/char/%s", majmin); if (!access(path, F_OK)) return S_IFCHR; return -1; }

for (char* i=0;;*(++i)=0) {;}

>>59614190
Best way to leak memory:

#include<sys/shm.h>
#include<time.h>
#include<stdlib.h>
     
void
leak(key_t k)
{
    shmget(k,1,512);
}
     
int
main()
{
    srand(time(0));
    while (1)
        leak(rand());
}

>>59614118

(defun cycle (list)
  (setf (cdr (last list)) list))

>>59620140
Nice style
KYS

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>>59620196

Your code is shit, it doesn't compile.

printf("Benis Xdd");

>>59620255
>windows
K Y S

>>59620255
are you retarded anon

>>59620273

You mean the platform with the best developer tools around? Name one Linux compiler at least on the same level as Pelles C. I'll wait.

>>59620282

>write unportable code
>call me retarded
Fuck off.

>>59614118

int* x = 0;
*x = 1337; // todo: debug 

>>59620291
Define the level of Pelles C

>>59620291
Linux.

>>59616874
I don't think this is actually possible, since (at least GCC) wants a define to start with an identifier.

break;

How do I do the white background?

>>59622480

read the sticky

>>59622599

printf("Thanks.");

>>59622725
Trash language.

 
char poster[] = "you";
printf("Here's your (%s)",poster[]);

>>59622780
I know, but it's the one most people in the world understand. I hate English too, but it is the de facto lingua franca.

>>59622812

kek

while(fork);

>>59624092
Is for or while a better loop option?

>>59620291
>Name one Linux compiler at least on the same level as Pelles C. I'll wait.
Pretty sure gcc and clang rek it anytime.

>>59620140

for(char*i=0;;*++i=0);

>>59624305
if/goto is the best

define malloc(x) exit(1)

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>>59620255
>pelles c
>windows

Am I being meme'd?