What are the most important languages to learn and the best order

>>59611657
Java
C#
Python
JavaScript
C++

>>59611680
this

>>59611657
>>59611657
>>59611657
>LISP
>Haskell

Whoever told you this is not your friend. If you ever want to buy groceries or pay rent you should learn java, c#, javascript, and sql

>>59611657
>C
>Assembly
>Shell scripting
>Git
>Autotools, binutils, make

>>59611657
Whos is this gun gal?

>>59611657
>C++ (basic)
>python
>javascript

>>59611735
That's wageslave thinking.

I learned them in this order

C, also Git and enough Bash to get around
Java
JavaScript
PHP and SQL
Python
C#

I also learned VB NET at some point but have no recollection doing so

>>59611755
What do you recommend for a living, then?

>>59611778
Starting a business

>>59611755
That sounds like something a NEET would say.

>>59611809
>>59611755
>t. neet

10/10 would impregnate

Python -> Javascript -> C/ASM -> C++ -> Java

Javascript so they whet their appetite
Elixir
Go
C

x86 Assembly
C
C++
HTML/CSS
SQL

>>59611909
>Javascript -> C/ASM

Ouch. That's gonna be quite an adjustment.

>>59611825
>>59611847
t. Pajeet

obviously Brainfuck.
>>59611680
I would have said that 10 years ago. Not in 2017.


Right now I have to say C, Visual Basic (for quick, dirty tasks that don't need much performance) and Assembly. Assembly obviously is a weird choice but I find it really gives a true understanding of what you're actually typing (and what the computer is seeing when you compile).

>>59611742
Poppy.

>>59611974
You would have said that 30 years ago. Not in 2017.

>>59611974
>Assembly
>gives a true understanding of what you're actually typing
This.
C and Assembly together will really help when it comes to optimization.

>>59611657
>Lisp
>Haskell
Lol Irrelevant much

In reality I would say
Java
C
Javascript
maybe C#/C++

>>59611657
>asm
>c
>python
>Pajeet
>JavaScript

>>59611951
Python - general purpose, easy to get started, comfy to write and good design
Javascript - if you plan to go into web. python experience will help you spot all the bullShit of js/node land and not fall for it
C/ASM - to speed up your Python and get basic understanding of compiled langs, PCs, etc. gotta start somewhere, minimalist lang
C++ - good balance of speed/productivity, previous C exp helps you spot bullshit of C++
Java - might as well add VM lang, android is growing, learn last so your brains don't rot, also fuck microsoft

i believe this ones cover like 98% of the market

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>>59612006
>look her up
>find her youtube account
>pic very related

>>59611657
>Racket
>CLOS, MOP, and the unhygienic macros of Common Lisp
>Prolog
>Datalog
>Haskell
>Forth

>>59612081
>Lol Irrelevant much
ROTFL ignorant monkey much.

>>59611657
HolyC is the only language you need.

>>59612127
What? She doesn't do commercials.

>>59611657
which BLACKED video is she from?

>>59611657

>Java
Because it's everywhere and you'd better get used to it.

start with some high level shit -VB,C#,python,etc.

continue with C, for cancer
might as well try assembly

then use whatever u want

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>>59612257
Poppy is pure! Pure!

>not perl

/g/ is dead.

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>>59612210
Her YouTube videos are literally designed to get her attention so people buy her music.

>>59612257
Literally came here to post this.

>>59612320
perl's pretty dead, about any dynamic scripting language can handle its problem domain. Ruby is very perl-derivative.

>>59611657
I hate this underage looking bitch

>>59611974
Python or JavaScript over visual poo

>>59612336

Its all a meta critic of pop culture

>ctr+f COBOL
>phrase not found

>>59611657
That gun was for charlotte

>>59612046
It's good to understand the cost of operations in High-level languages.
But in many cases, your compiler is smarter than you, and there isn't really a way to guarantee a 1:1 mapping of high-level code to assembly (unless you are a VOP wizard with SBCL (https://www.pvk.ca/Blog/2014/08/16/how-to-define-new-intrinsics-in-sbcl/))

Also;
https://www.pvk.ca/Blog/2014/03/15/sbcl-the-ultimate-assembly-code-breadboard/

inb4 the browser is the new metal, and javascript is the new machine language

HTML
CSS
Javascript
NodeJS
Electron
Typescript

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>>59611657
Does anyone know what kind of bullet that is?
Here's a closeup of it.

I'm curious to know if anyone else does.

I added the blue color to change the image enough so you can't cheat and use Google Images to find it.

>>59613243
It was actually for Mars Argo

>>59613368
snap cap, aka paralyzer

>>59611955
T. Virgin

>>59611886
you cant impreg men

>>59613368
9mm ball ammo

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COBOL

I learned in this order:
Java
C
C#
Python
VB
javascript

>>59611738
Patrician.

>>59611657
> Lua
> C
> Assembly

>>59611769
>I also learned VB NET at some point but have no recollection doing so
kek what

>>59613467
Doesn't even look like a man desu.

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>>59613618
>>59611657
You're closet fags m8s. Admit it

>>59612293
She looks like nathan fielder in drag

>>59611738
Preach.

>>59611657
C, Git, and Bash
then Java if you got buttraped by pointers and recursion
or C++ if you didn't pathetically fail

Python for scripting

Javascript for web app bullshit

>>59613368
thats a dummy bullet

>>59614410
>Bash is a Language

And next he's going to tell us that MTF are actually women!

Java OR C#
Python
JavaScript
C++

If you are industry focused:
Javascript
Java
C++

Nevertheless, my heart is with Python and its scipy libraries.

>>59612336
her music is a joke. The entire thing is an art project, look at the lyrics of her music and the music vids. Tons of illuminati/satanic/corporate imagery. its making fun of advertising.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nAep_wOlL0

>>59611738

>mfw found a .c script that exploits dirty cow on a server 2 days ago.
>uname -rv
>kernel was updated
>nice but owner still wanted to do a full checkup

Couldn't find any traces of escalation but at least the script was useless on that server.


But truth be told most of the malicious scripts you see on a day to day bases are written in php/perl/js as skiddies are using those compromised autodefacers.

English

That's it.

>>59611657
Assembly, C/C++, Python, Bash, Sh. You may want to include one functional language to this stack.

>>59615331
>The entire thing is an art project,
agree with this but
>her music is a joke
she's not bat at music at all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3nrzRbJOm8