Why aren't you using Jobs-era Apple products again? >/g/

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>using a 8 year old turd vs using a new turd
>it's still a turd

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>>59596789
The new 15.4" MBP is patrician tier. Typing from mine right now.

>>59596869

Enjoy the botnet or FaggOtSS then.

i am

and in true apple fashion, the sd card reader doesnt work, and gpu is dying so the thing will constantly lock up and will not turn on until the battery has fully discharged, and the battery itself only lasts 3 hours max and you cannot buy a genuine replacement for it.

trackpad is nice and it has a matte display which you cant get anymore at least

>>59596918
>Tripfag
>retarded
Nothing new here

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>>59596916
But if you spill a drink you've irreversibly lost over a thousand dollars, and if you want to upgrade or tinker you're SOL

>>59596990
>gloss screen
>Wikipedia article
>typical american

>>59596990
>spill a drink on expensive electronics
I've never done this even once in my entire life and don't intend to, as I take very good care of my belongings. I would never use "spill-proof" as a qualification in purchasing electronics because I'm not a butter-fingered retard.

>upgrade or tinker
I have no interest in opening a laptop up to add more RAM, bigger HD, etc. This laptop will last me for years, and then I'll buy another down the road.

>>59596990

Macs aren't for tinkering. ThinkPads are. If I drop my MBP off my balcony its also fucked, what's your point? Accidents happen and sometimes there's no repairing shit.

That being said, I have a desktop, 2 ThinkPads and a 2015 15" MBP.

>>59597061
You need to fuck off of /g/ if all you do is buy something and never tinker around with it.

>>59597104
Ok m8. I spend my time making shitloads of money and fucking my fiance. I don't give a fuck about playing with RAM sticks and RGB lights, Timmy. Remember to clean out your piss bottles before bed.

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>>59597084
>Macs aren't for tinkering

nuMacs aren't, real Macs were

>>59597197
f a t h a n d

>>59597154
Sure you do, I'm sure your fleshlight loves it when you find the time to make love to "her" when you're not preoccupied with 4chan threads. Also tell the fleshlight congratulations on marrying such an upstanding member of society.

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>>59597212
Both of you are timid cucks,
I'm the chad thundercock here, FEAR ME

>>59597104

>I MUST open and dick around with EVERYTHING even if I don't even know what I want to do or why I want to do it

Autism. I have more than one computer, poorfag.