Uptime thread? Uptime thread. $ neofetch _,met$$$$$gg.

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>>59592634
beat this faggot

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>>59592698
this is nice. Is this a server or an embedded device?

>>59592750
server

>>59592775
what does it do? How much users does it have?
How do you apply kernel updates without restarting?

>>59592698
uptime | sed "s/your uptime number/replace with what you want number/g'


Wow?

$uptime
 22:27pm  up   GODAMNSHITFUCK,  1 user,  load average: 0.05, 0.16, 0.28

>>59592784
>1 user, me
>stores data
>i dont

>>59592800
>>59592698
easy way to check if it's true. Post your current reading NOW. :^)

>>59592836
It's easy to manipulate with sed without you ever knowing, either in text or image form.

>>59592634
Those mushrooms appear to be severely overcooked.

>>59592750
Lol nice

>>59592858
Fucking sed, lets make it illegal to use
Its a threat to our national security

>>59592883
Theyre not cooked

>>59592634

         _,met$$$$$gg.           
      ,g$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$P.        OS: Debian 8.7 jessie
    ,g$$P""       """Y$$.".      Kernel: x86_64 Linux 3.16.0-4-amd64
   ,$$P'              `$$$.      Uptime: 16d 22h 16m
  ',$$P       ,ggs.     `$$b:    Packages: 672
  `d$$'     ,$P"'   .    $$$     Shell: bash 4.3.30
   $$P      d$'     ,    $$P     CPU: Intel Celeron CPU J1900 @ 2415.7MHz
   $$:      $$.   -    ,d$$'     RAM: 1120MB / 3859MB
   $$\;      Y$b._   _,d$P'     
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   `$$b      "-.__              
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### PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT ###
THE LINUX KERNEL HAD A SECURITY UPDATE ON 08 MAR 2017
UPDATE AND REBOOT YOUR SYSTEM
### PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT ###

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Raspberry Pi home (file)server.

My desktop is not on when I'm not at home.

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>>59592698
get rekt nerd

         _,met$$$$$gg.           
      ,g$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$P.        OS: Debian 8.7 jessie
    ,g$$P""       """Y$$.".      Kernel: x86_64 Linux 3.16.0-4-amd64
   ,$$P'              `$$$.      Uptime: 167d 2h 40m
  ',$$P       ,ggs.     `$$b:    Packages: 672
  `d$$'     ,$P"'   .    $$$     Shell: bash 4.3.30
   $$P      d$'     ,    $$P     CPU: AMD Ryzen CPU J1900 @ 4428.9 MHz
   $$:      $$.   -    ,d$$'     RAM: 256MB / 2042MB
   $$\;      Y$b._   _,d$P'     
   Y$$.    `.`"Y$$$$P"'         
   `$$b      "-.__              
    `Y$$                        
     `Y$$.                      
       `$$b.                    
         `Y$$b.                 
            `"Y$b._             
                `"""" 

[root@cloud ~]# uptime
 17:17:20 up 93 days,  3:02,  1 user,  load average: 0.14, 0.10, 0.06

I am but a pleb who does updates and logs in as root

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I try not to let a box go without a reboot for more than a month. Especially since the OS will probably have a major update in that time period. My VM server pictured was just rebooted the other day to finish updates.

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this is the my longest uptime. had to shut it down today though

>>59592634

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>>59592634

>>59595690
literally this

>keeping your pc on while you're not using it
>wasting electricity
>spending money to accomplish nothing

>>59596797
>>59595690

>implying we're posting our desktop specs
>implying we don't put our PCs to sleep when we don't use them
>implying our computer doesn't do something useful in idle time like help research or mine butt-coins.

30 minutes
just changed kernel

>>59592750
What does it do?

pi@vehumet ~ $ screenfetch
    .',;:cc;,'.    .,;::c:,,.    pi@vehumet
   ,ooolcloooo:  'oooooccloo:    OS: Unknown 8.0 jessie
   .looooc;;:ol  :oc;;:ooooo'    Kernel: armv7l Linux 4.1.17-v7+
     ;oooooo:      ,ooooooc.     Uptime: 96d 4h 35m
       .,:;'.       .;:;'.       Packages: 1156
       .... ..'''''. ....        Shell: 25678
     .''.   ..'''''.  ..''.      CPU: ARMv7 rev 5 (v7l) @ 900MHz
     ..  .....    .....  ..      RAM: 134MB / 925MB
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[root@server ~]# uptime
 13:19:11 up 50 days, 12:44,  1 user,  load average: 0.00, 0.00, 0.
0

Arch Linux server

[@arch ~]$ uptime
 13:23:48 up 15 days, 17:58,  2 users,  load average: 0.00, 0.00, 0
00

Arch Linux desktop

>>59595690
you get uptime with linux
you can rely on linux

>>59598029
what?

>>59598039
it doesn't reboot randomly (windows reboots randomly)

don't you know anything?

>>59598076
so? what does that have to do with uptime?
maybe I just woke up and turned my computer on 2 minutes ago

>>59596797
>keeping your pc on while you're not using it
Ever heard or a thing called server?
>>59597255
msql server
>>59598039
uptime (of server, ofc) gives you a clue how well a machine is maintained.

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>>59598029
>you can rely on linux