>pc is asleep >pc wakes up for a split second >pc goes

B O T N E T

>>59528943
This sometimes wakes me up.

Gotta love these threads
>put laptop in sleep or sometimes hibernate, before to bed
> wake up to it on and awaiting login
>shivers

>>59528943
Your PC just checks are you already dead or not

>>59528943
systemd

>>59528943
>not putting your pc in an underground nuclear shelter and completely cover the walls with 3 inch thick aluminum, turn the room into an anechoic chamber and putting a signal obfuscator in the middle.
Its almost like you want to get your nuclear plant get hacked my MOSSAD.

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>>59528943
>walking into kitchen
>both microwave and blender turn on
>disconnect both but they keep going for a good 30 seconds after being unplugged
is my house haunted?

>Windows update starts
>100% hits, ok its done time to use it
>No its not
>150%
>200%, 300%
>Hard reset it and everything works again

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>>59528943
>PC starts up
>Brief command prompt window opens

>Walk by tablet
>screen turns on

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>>59528943
>not unplugging all power connections to your pc after not longer using it

>>59528943
Looks like your pc suffers from sleep apnea
Try putting your case sideway

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>>59531599
>thread is dying
>it appears on the first page again

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>turn of monitors
>go to bed
>fan speeds ramp up
>turn monitor on to see whats up
>fans go back to idle

>finish jerking off
>go to the bathroom
>mouse is definitely where you didn't leave it

>>59529104
would it care if i disappeared?

Are you sure that's your PC and not a dog?

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>>59528943

>>59529682
pretty good hold up time breh

Japanese capacitors

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>>59529910
>search on google
>unusually high activity detected, please enter captcha

>have computer set to stay awake all the time
>set some downloads for the night
>fall asleep
>wake up and computer is completely off, hit power button and machine loads up with all windows reloading one at a time

windows 10 reeeeeeeee

>>59529682
No, that just means your appliances have really fucking durable capacitors

>>59528943
T. Tablet user who double clicked the sleep button