>hi, i am a professional progammer >cool, what you know

>>59525140
What answer would you expect if you ask "what do you know about X?"
I mean pick any subject where you could derive anything from that.

>hi i am programmar from india
>welcome

>hi I am a professional artist
>cool what do you know about art?
>i know how to draw a circle!

Same thing OP, they could say literally anything about their profession.

>>59525140
Thats a pretty retarded question desu. It's like asking a professional football player what he knows about playing football.

I fucking hate people like that. I'm a physics undergrad, i use python literally every day, but i also acknowledge that i know literally fuckall about programming. Because outside of numerical stuff i am fucking lost. Meanwhile the C students in my course claim to be fucking programming geniuses.

>>59525203
What numerical stuff do you do?

>>59525216
I know how to do arithmetics and logarithms

>>59525216

mostly modeling and numerical solutions to problems.

>>59525140
>"So tell me about yourself"
That's just a dumb question, OP.

>>59525140
>>hi, i am a professional progammer
>>cool, what you know about progamming?

Actual answer from an actual professional programmer (me):

"Ummm, how do you want me to answer that? For example, do you want me to give you a copy of all the copious notes I've taken over the years about the usage of various languages, libraries, systems, and software packages? You'll need to tell me how much work you expect me to put into giving you an answer. My rate is $80 an hour."

>>59525140
>/g/
>i know how to fizzbuzz in haskell

>>59525140
>hi, i am a professional programmer
>cool, what you know about programming?
>i can make super abstract shit in a functional language nobody uses
>oh. can you work on a massive code base as part of a team?
>n-no...

this literally happened to me a couple nights ago in a bar
>i'm a computer hacker
>oh yeah? what programming languages do you know?
>well idk about that but i hacked my school's mainframe when i was 14 years old!
>what method did you use to hack it?
>i opened up a wormhole

he came back 10 minutes later and apologized for bullshitting me which was nice.

>>59525384
>Actual answer from an actual professional programmer (me):
>"U-um... th-the first la-language I learned w-was P-p-pascal but l-lately I-I'm very much into O-O-O-O-OP...

>>59525384
i seriously hope you didn't actually say that in person

>>59525414

>earthpounds
>moonpounds

holy fuck i hate brainlets

>>59525152
I know X-men

>>59525462
Not as bad as:

>So what do you do, anon?
>I work in software development
>So you know how to hack my cellphone? XD
I mean, I'd probably make a lame ass joke about their job if I knew nothing about it too, but man...

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>>59525562
>non-negative

>>59525709
>Java for Android programed by _____

how cute

>>59525169
Hello world

>>59525709
>when u code to display the assignment example and hope the professor only checks the output

>>59525709
What in gods name should this program do?

>>59525992
If the input changes he is pretty much fucked.

>>59525709
>>non-negative
Why is this supposed to be an issue? "Positive or zero" is dumb.

>>59525709
>non-negative
What's the issue?

>>59526921
run java for android(aka google) to convert them to moon pounds

>>59525414
Who is this spic