>His laptop isn't touch screen with active digitizer to avoid fingerprints with stylus support
> his screen isn't covered in greasy pizza fingerprints
>His screen isn't covered in jizz
i'm blind you insensitive fucks
>his screenreader isn't constantly choking on jizz
>his screen doesn't have a smudge from when he opened a can of chef boyardee and some tomato sauce flung onto it but he didn't have any napkins and since he was laying in bed he just licked it off
>he doesn't have a separate touchpad for drawing with better depth sensors
>>59522191
>carrying more than one device
>>59522287
>leaving your bedroom