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Do you use your smart phone while sitting on the shitter?
What other tech do you take with you?
If you don't, what do you do to pass the time?
Do you shit and pee sitting down, or do you stand up to pee?
How fragrant is your shit? Did you ever taste it?
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>>59495960
>sitting on the shitter
How fucking much of a luddite are you?
Most of /g/ uses rectal siphoning technology to prevent the need for such archaic and invasive devices.
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>>59495960
Yes
I have a knife with me most of the time, knives are technology I guess
I shit sitting down, I pee standing up
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>>59495960
i usually don't spend more than 3 minutes in the toilet.
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>>59495960
sauce
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>>59495960
I'm practising the Apple Lifestyle™.
I replaced all the cumbersome apparatus such as the sink, towels, toilet, etc. and replaced it with a single Apple iShower.
The high power jet from the simple minimalistic wireless shower head ensures that all fecal matter is promptly pushed down the drain and removed from the anus.
The patented Apple iSteam system then dries me off with little physical effort. I can even upload some nude selfies to the cloud as I dry with the built-in megapixel retina camera.
Simple. Elegant. Marvelous.
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>>59495960
>implying I shit, or have shits to give what people use
if I did shit, I have a gameboy DS
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>>59496611
>Most of /g/ uses rectal siphoning technology
I thought I was the only one.
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>>59496751
>tfw Apple users cant spell practicing.
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>>59495960
>>59496751
Life is easier with Windows©
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