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>realize there's more to life than being afraid of my privacy
>install windows 10
>first thing i do is look up a way to animate my wallpaper
>download wallpaperanimator.exe bro
>download it
>try to run it
>it just opens a torrent client
>it starts downloading shit
>Try to close it
>im sorry you do not have authorization to close this program
>go into task manager to close it manually
>this program is running a process of System, cannot be closed
>go into safe mode
>remove file
>not sure if process has done irreprable damage
>suddenly a popup occurs
>"there is no disk in :H, please insert CD.
was the botnet ride always this bumpy?
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>tfw tried to download "two_hot_British_milfs_suck_desi_cock.exe"
>tfw my computer is locked up with Russian text on the screen
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>running a random executable you found on the internet
You're too fucking retarded to be breathing much less using Windows. Kill yourself.
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>>59488106
>realize there's more to life than being afraid of drugs
>go to a dealer to buy some morfine
>try it
>body doesn't respond at all and everything is fucked
>that you put in this stuff
>dealer takes my money and rapes me
>try to crawl away but can't feel legs
was the methhead ride always this bumpy?
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>>59488384
>morfine
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>>59488189
>No package manager
What do you propose then, microcuck?
Only Microsoft® Approved™ programs?
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>its another windows anime shitposter
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>>59488403
download VirusTotal uploader senpai
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>tfw may have googled the words "child porn" with windows 10 telemetry enabled
I'm fucking scared, what if the cops come?
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>download a program
>get hacked by the fbi
>computer explodes
was the botnet ride always this bumpy?
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>install Windows
>rape a child
>FBI arrests me
>I get raped and shanked in prison
bumpy af bros
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>>59488403
What is chocolatey for 200 Alex?
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>download "notavirus.exe"
>run it
>suddenly my computer crashes
>won't turn back on
That's it, back to linux. Why can' I just run random executable I download off the internet?
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>>59488106
Nice story but is obvious you have never used windows 10, they removed safe mode in 8 you cant just boot into safe mode now, you have to make a recovery usb first.
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>install Windows 10
>get arrested for pirating my lolicon instead of paying for it
fug
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>>59488106
>using animated wallpapers
Install Windows Vista Ultimate
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>>59490381
What are you talking about? I have ltsb and booted into safe mode.
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>>59488106
Literally not a problem on Windows 1.1
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>>59490381
Yes you can boot into safemode wthout the usb
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>>59490381
Not sure if trolling or ignorant. Just because F8 doesn't bring up the menu doesn't mean Shift + F8, modifying your boot config, or shift + click restart can't get you there.
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