>I'll give you your 8/10 girlfriend, anon, but I want 20% of the processing power in every CPU you ever buy again, and you have to use only Windows operating systems for the rest of your life.
Do you take the deal?
Yes obvi
>>59474219
>I'll give you your 8/10 girlfriend, anon
but I already have a 8/10 gf...
>>59474219
what if i want a 8/10 bf? :3
>>59474257
Are you willing to accept an 8/10 girlfriend_(male)?
Can I have eight 1/10 gfs instead? I'm an AMD user.
>2017
>women
Outdated technology.
>>59474219
Why would someone want an eighth gf after going through seven already? Seems weird.
>>59474267
yes
>>59474272
>>59474219
Counter-offer on primae noctis rights in perpetuity on a fork of a renewed 7-9 catalog at 25% processing power with contingency on capacity to perform
>>59474219
where the fuck you get 20% from?
your ass?
>>59474381
ur mum
Well, considering I'm a misanthrope who hates Windows, and would rather jerk off to porn than have the relational obligation of a girlfriend, no.
>>59474219
>in every CPU you ever buy
ok i let my Gf buy the next pc
what now?
>>59474219
As long as she loves me, we have a deal.
>>59474267
you should wait a little and get 8 2/10 next year
>20% processing power in every CPU you buy
That's fine for personal use. My company can buy for themselves.
It's like I'm not lo-
>use only Windows operating systems for the rest of your life
This just got very tough.
>>59474219
Even if I'm not gonna try and loophole that shit like other anons, yeah. A stable relationship with someone worth reproducing with is infinitely more valuable than computer performance