What does it take in order to code financial simulations

A brain.

>>59447127
calculus, statistics, some (((big data))) crunching algorithms.

>>59447127

oy vey

yeah dude trying to break into a wall street career being anti semitic you'll go far bro

Being Jewish yourself

>>59447127
>code financial simulations for jews on Wall St

Watch Pi: Faith in chaos (1998) and think again

>>59448186

>acknowledging tremendous representation by Jews on Wall St == anti-semitic

That's analogous to calling me prejudiced because i brushed up on my mandarin before i went to dim sum in China Town.

>>59447127
jewish parents

>only jews are capitalists
Terrible meme

>>59448186

Jews lie all die I'm pretty sure OP could lie face to face with them too, kike.

>>59447127
You think finance is based on math?

>>59447127
your morals

>>59447127
simulated ass blasting patterns

Excel. It already has a normal distributed random number generator built in. But you can make a formal to convert random numbers to normal distributed numbers yourself as well.

Done it many times before. Monte Carlo Simulations with Excel are fun.

>>59449674
>not using NIST for random numbers
Heathen found.

>>59447127
Probably a fucking lot considering the fact that high volume trade machines run custom hardware/kernel stack to handle it to make sure you save as much clock cycles as possible.

>I want to give the jews MORE money
why

>i don't want to actually produce anything, I just want to shuffle money around

>>59447127
I know a guy doing that now, who was hired right out of college. He was a USAMO winner.

I'm a software engineer for a bank.
The guys that write our simulation and trading software are all based in New York and all of them have Masters or PhD in Computer Science, Mathematics, or Physics.
I imagine they also have extensive backgrounds in economics.

Their salary is probably 10 times mine.

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>>59447127

>all the butthurt kikes itt
lmao

>>59451948
>plate of fried foreskins