>pc is asleep >pc wakes up for a split second >pc goes

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>cmd.exe opens and then immediately closes

>cpu fan goes full blast for 5 seconds with nothing running

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>PC makes weird noise
>Hit it
>Noise stops

>>59393268
>forgot password
>click forgot password
>enter username
>email arrives
>>password reminder
>ohnoitisn't
>>the first five letters of your password are...

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>virus scan
>your system needs to restarted to remove these files

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>>59393277

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>decide to do a routine chkdsk
>run chkdsk with both /f /r commands
>chkdsk just shows for 3 seconds, says "the volume is clean" and windows starts up
is this bad?

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>>59393268
>Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow!
Also
>Playing youtube vid
>Close window but yt vid sound is still playing in the background

>>59393294
Are you me?

>google eugenics, science basis for racism, we wuz kangs
>goto xvideos
>suggestions: blacked

>>59393304
This.
How does this work every time?

>be walking in the woods
>nobody is around
>phone is dead
>suddenly out of the corner of my eye i spot him
>shia labeouf

>>59393427
He's probably looking for another place to plant his shitty flag

>>59393319
has anyone else on /g/ had this happen, and is it bad?
please, i want to know

>Mouse position resets

>>59393486
please, i don't have any signs of a failing hdd (clicking sounds, corrupted files, shit taking ages to load) but i want to be sure

>>59393353

I want to forcefully impregnate Erika

>Random Windows must restart to apply the changes window

>Cant eject USB when nothing is using it

>DVD drive ejects on its own
Happens to me often and im sure my Windows install is compromised but im too lazy to reinstall.

>Computer makes noises when its off
>Ethernet Flash turns on with the PC every now and then

>>59393277
>welp guess im not sleeping tonight and im calling out sick tomorrow

>computer is asleep
>fan sounds like like the turbine in a nuclear reactor for a second
>ethernet light glows brighter than an atomic explosion
>pc doesn't awaken
>worry.wav

>>59393630
End your life.

>android phone running cyanogenmod reinstalls the OS and restarts itself
>it's says it's still on the same image

>Have to shut down file server for maintenance
>Taking forever and notice network traffic is at a standstill for my other PC
>Won't even load Google
>Server finally shuts down, internet in the house back to normal

Maybe it's because I never shut down the Windows server and it needs to contact mommy Microsoft before turning off?

>Suspend PC
>It turns on again later on
>Only a black screen and the mouse
>Worry.png

>>59393268
>Talk about a certain product often for a couple days
>Suddenly I start getting ads for said product

Google is always listening

>>59394051
>Not using Ublock Origin
>Not using uMatrix

I have a similar problem, but instead of ads i get spam mail.

You have no idea of how much spam related to Viagra and junk anime stuff i get.

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>>59393268
>Logs onto PC
>Brief Command Prompt window opens and closes

>>59393418
because it's usually the fan rubbing up against something like a wire and when you kick it it's no longer rubbing up against anything

Look at all these winbabies complaining about problems that the MacOS master race doesn't have to deal with

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>get up to date on my favorite news sites buzzfeed, slate, huffingtonpost and vice
>take a break, go to pornhub
>suggested categories are cuckold

>>59393693
>not plugging it out of the socket

If it's off, it can be full dead.

>>59394133
Do you have ED, anon?

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>turn pc on
>it takes off an flies away as it spins all fans at full speed for a moment

>>59396136
Happened to me as well.

>>59393427
Underrated post

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>>59393294
Windows is compiling your new kernel with a brand new cia backdoor

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>laptop is asleep
>here a loud beep, fans starts spinning full blast
>few seconds later it turns off

>>59396136
This happens every time and goes on for a few minutes i turn on my pc, but only during winter. It's kind of embarrassing because i don't want to wake my family when i wake up at 3am and turn on my pc and it goes full jet engine for 5 minutes.

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>turn on laptop
>open up tor
>log into dark net market
>realize i forgot to enable my vpn before opening tor

>Windows updates
>updates are disabled and you're not connected to the Internet

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>PC goes out of sleep mode whenever someone turns on the bathroom lights

>>59393268
>no programs running, HDD starts to rumble

>>59396991
LOL

>>59393668
>it ejects properly the second time you try to eject it, without anything changing

>>59396991
I had similar. My pc went on whenever someone switched on lights in the room

>>59396991
>>59397193
>turn on table lamp
>wired mouse disconnects and connects, can hear the USB sound

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>>59393268
>take excessive amounts of Adderall XR
>become paranoid and convinced CIA niggers are spying on me with little tiny cameras covertly planted everywhere
>turn every light off in my house and sit quietly on the kitchen floor, naked and in complete darkness
>hear a faint and continuous, high frequency noise echoing across the room
>panic
>mfw my cat was passing gas

>>59394742
Or is the hard drive vibrating because of loose screws.

>sudden plugged-in sound out of nowhere
>loading cursor that lasts for 0.5 sec

>>59397280
You can say fart, anon. You're mom's asleep.

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>>59395952
>Implying unplugging the cable will stop it from happening.

>>59397280
>tfw vyvanse addiction fucked me up and turned my into a psychotic paranoid freak
>tried speed and all i did was stay up for 5 days and masturbate 10 times
>really want to just take something to get some energy to code or do stuff
is ritalin any good?

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>start windows 7
>between 1 or 10 minutes from startup there is this weird jingle and i have no clue what it is.

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>>59393268
>>59393277

>>59396249
Probably waking up to hibernate

>>59393418
>>59394742
>>59397307
in periods of inactivity windows is """""indexing""""" and it stops because you also move a mouse

>>59397859
is it this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmdprbBOMT8

>>59397787
>really want to just take something to get some energy to code or do stuff
just unplug yourself from the internet
ban yourself from your router for 24h, give your sim to your neighbor, etc

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>>59397966
um kinda
did anomalous hack my bootcamp partition?

>>59393565
chill mate, i don't know if it's bad or not, backup important data just to be sure

>>59397399
your*

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>turn on pc
>cat jumps on keyboard
>sends my mom my entire Internet history

Fucking cats

>>59398134
kek
how tf

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>open up My Computer
>E:\ drive shows up
>I don't have an E drive
>refresh window and it vanishes

>>59398134
>YouTube starts recommending me weird videos
>check history
>bunch of searches for 'dog humping cat'
>take cat outside and shoot it for being a cuck

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>>59398317
>CIA shows up to my house
>takes computer
>turns out cat was recruiting people for ISIS
>give cat pork flavored food

>>59393912
This has been happening a lot to me. Tried reinstalling Windows but still happens occasionally.

>>59397859
Like a good neighbor State Farm is there

>>59395952
But i do, thats how i deal with the problem.

>turn on computer
>finishes loading the OS
>pointer is off center

>turn of tv
>couple hours later i'm in bed
>tv turns on by itself for a second then shuts down
>5 seconds later
>turns on again with static for a second and shuts down
>this happens every night at same time

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>>59397704
*internal screaming*

>>59398604
I've got one that goes from stand by, to almost on every morning at 5am.
But never fully on. Just the standby light. I get the noise I usually expect when turning it on, but no sound or image.
It's got a integrated FTA tuner. To my understanding they are hackable. Never did it used to update what channels where available by it's self. But now it, and many others do.

>>59397787
Jesus christ, how much vyvanse did you take?

>>59398060
yeah that could help with all this overload of information we are consuming nowadays, i am far too internet addicted but i might try that some day

>>59398669
uh i took max prescribed dose (70mg) every day for around six months, and at the end before i quit i took double doses and even once downed 4x70mg pills in hope of the magic returning
i think i was VERY sensitive to this substance, as the information about it says it should wear off after 12 hours, however for me it had me tweaking for 20+ hours every time, and even after those 20 hours i could not sleep
basically all i did that summer was play counter strike 16+ hours a day, smoke cigarettes, and fap
and yes you are free to call me degenerate because i know i was, and i am disappointed in myself and embarrassed about this period of my life

>>59398709
what matters is that you got yourself off that, not many people can do that, anyway, congratz anon

>>59399133
thank you anon, makes me glad random people can say such nice things online

i think the biggest reason i kept my addiction going was the notion that it was "medicine"
even though i know i was consuming literal amphetamine every day, something in the back of my mind kept telling me "it's fine, it's MEDICINE, think about how bad your focus is without it", oh and also it made me an absolute god at counter strike and that was fun
labeling it medicine is dangerous imo, it's not a medicine it's a "symptom reliever" or something

>>59393304
My computer used to make this metallic crickling crackling sound.

All Google searches pointed to dying PSU.

Months later it stopped.

Currently typing this on said PC.

Can /g/ diagnose?

>>59398274
fuck please no more thats it im done

>>59399246
ur welcome, i also struggle with paying attention to stuff, i considered taking some meds, but reading this i think i'll pass, i'll buy some vitamins or some shit

>>59398604
>>59398662

I used to have a BIG ASS CRT TV that would periodically give off a frequency akin to it being turned on, but it's power state never changed.

I shouldn't say "used to" since I still have it. It's just plugged out and covered in cobwebs at my father's house.

>boot up GNU+Linux
>Everything works as intended

>>59399363
it sucks doesnt it
i would kind of still recommend trying it out if you have a psychiatrist, talk to him about it
but the important part is RESPECT THEM
if the doctor says take one every 6 hours, you do exactly that and nothing else

but it also feels kinda pathetic you know, thinking that you have to rely on a substance to "function", i have heard of people with adhd/add who have found ways to cope with their focus problems and recognize them and use them to their benefit, look into that

best of luck

>>59397787
Ritalin high is pretty shit tier, better than nothing though

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>>59399303
PSU: pic related

>browsing onion pages
>"this site would like access t your location"
>webcam light turns on for a second

>>59397787
>tfw was diagnosed with aspergers when I was a teenager
>tfw they prescribed me two different kinds of medicine, an upper and a "Stabilizer" AKA downer, and warned me about getting off it quoting some syndrome with 20k cases per year in the US
>tfw it turned me into even more of a sociopathic shitler
>tfw I went cold turkey and went ballistic, assaulted someone and got assault charges at 16
>Went back on higher doses
>waned myself off secretly
>eventually got to zero mg/day
>got control of my life
>still paranoid as shit

>turn off CRT TV while being in complete darkness
>look at tv screen, picture is still a bit visible because of the phosphor afterglow

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>eject usb drive without removing it safely
>it is actually corrupted

>>59399363
not him but if you wanna play it safe, fish oil, bacopa extract and ginkgo are a good combo. It's subtle but effective enough. I have really bad ADD and maladaptive daydreaming but it lets me pull myself away from the computer and daydreaming all the time to get my other hobbies done.

>>59393268
>no internet connection
>a message box appears that has never been seen before

>>59398274
spooky

>>59399763
I Rar bombed mine. Can't delete the culprit either. And am far too lazy to reformat it.

bios takes ages to load
windows boots in seconds

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>>59393317

>"User Account Control"
>"adjawijcv.exe requires administrator permissions"

>"Cancel" "Allow"

>>59393268
you have a virus you faggot.

>open web browser for a few hours
>minimise it
>desktop icons have moved to random places

>>59398658
WHO HAS 192.168.0.151
TELL 192.168.0.151

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>>59400062
>boot up computer
>"windows defender is turned off" notification
>mfw I never turned it off
>try to turn on
>button doesn't work

>>59400131

I had a similar problem, but I found out it was because a game I ran would boot in a tiny ass resolution and immediately fix itself so I would never notice.

It kept pushing all my icons around and it drove me up the wall. I forget how I noticed.

>>59397211
That has to do with your electric setup
It happens to me too if i turn on the fan

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>usb disconnect sound
>nothing was disconnected
>device manager shows no disconnects

>>59393304
This used to happen with my old PC, the sides of the case used to vibrate. I had to remove both of them it got so bad.

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>webcam led blinks for a split second
>hdd spins at night randomly
>random tabs open in the browser
>files went missing from hdd
>microphone enabled for no reason
>upload bandwidth used for no reason

>>59400214

Its the NSA honkies.

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>computer sitting idle
>open task manager
>100% cpu, 100% disk
>19340266asn2123.exe

>log in via ssh
>"Last Login: 2 minutes ago from [unfamiliar ip]"

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>>59400225
>disconnecting the power cable doesn't stop it
>mfw

>>59400241
>oh wait this is a laptop

>>59397787
>take adderall
>try to fix bug in ur code
>see every possible outcome, every possible problem and potential solution to said problem
>10 hours later
>havent written a new line yet

>>59399430
Underrated

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>>59400249
>battery charge stays at 98%
>mfw the NSA niggers are using voodoo shit to charge batteries

>>59400290
>tfw the radiation from the surveillance van charges your phone

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>fuck about with malware in a vm
>try to close it
>doesn't close
>have to force it through task manager
>suspicious icon on host desktop
>process consuming shitloads of CPU
>file extensions start changing
>UAC window pops up

>>59400214
and I thought I liked Black Mirror

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>>59393268
>browsing random porn site
>new tab opens for a split second and then closes my itself
Either my browser's pop-up blocker is doing a great job or there's some nefarious shit going on.

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>>59400298
>electricity bill is decreasing
t-thanks, NSA

>>59400308
lol what a fucking noob.

you're supposed to use a minimum of 14 layers of 3 different VM software.

fucking rookie

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>>59400308
>all partitions are now malware-infested
>formatting doesn't help
time to dumb that drive

>>59399653

Watch old CRT TV. Turn it off in complete darkness. Put hand onto screen. Static discharge from dust on the screen to your hand causes screen to glow around your hand.

>>59400387
>>>/sci/

Where's that old picture of a dude's laptop screen showing up on a TV for no reason at all? I think that's what it was.

>printer turns on in middle of the night and prints network config test page

>>59400387
You can also beam them with lasers and high powered flashlights for a show.

>>59400427
>it then prints all the porn on my hard drive

>>59394133
I've been meaning to cause the adblockers I use suck
I'm just lazy af

>>59400491
>it forwarded my grandmother all of my porn
>it translated all of my documents to Swahili
>it legally changed my name to Reggie


>

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>go into downloads folder
>.exe folder i never downloaded with this as the icon

>>59400257
>take vyvanse
>start learning python
>holy shit i want to make a game
>make a text based game
>start making classes for enemies and weapons
>start coding the fighting system
>try it out and realize i didn't even fucking make a menu screen yet
>can't figure out how to connect all the shit i made
>jack off for 2 hours instead

>>59394742
Not quite, usually it's about oscillation and resonance. If you hit it, it will need some time to reach the resonance point again.

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>>59400094

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>>59400800
kek

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>>59393268
>Playing the vidya
>Game alt-tabs itself

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>winblows 10
>shutdown computer
>the frame before it goes blank I hear a loud urgent notification sound

Why tho?

>>59400871
I didn't cuck myself with W10, but in W7 that usually means "Hey user some dumb fucking shit won't close, are you su- oh, looks like it closed, sorry to bother you"

>monitor is off while computer is sleeping
>randomly turns back on with nothing touching the keyboard/mouse

>leave windows to sleep mode
>go to sleep
>computer wakes at 4:00 am to update
>does not go to sleep mode again
fuck you mikrosöft

>>59400590
System requirements lab has a download with the same icon that scans the hardware on your pc to see if you can run games. Might be that.

>>59400893
That's what I figured, I have CCleaner t bagging in my task bar so perhaps it's that.

>>59398274
>Insert USB
>There are 3 partitions and one cant be accesed
Scary as fuck.

>>59393427
>sound randomly turns off and on for no reason on my phone
>random songs That I have saved start playing
>Google botnet apps pop up and block my screen
Leave me alone CIA niggers

a real one that happens to me though
>cat kept growling at shit outside so installed motion-activated lights by my porch
>lights turn on randomly throughout the night along with my cat still growling
>look outside
>hear rustling in bushes, nope.jpg

>try to look for content (porn or audio clip for vidya) which is not available in reliable sources
>do not find the content
>couple of minutes later get a fb friend request from a hot looking woman which has native name and legit native friends (mostly males).

>Turn off PC
>The notification that x program is stopping you from shutting of windows comes up every time i do
>But nothing is open

>>59401133
A ton of shit runs in your processes that it's apparent, try checking that out

>>59401161
>that it's
Isn't*

Windows faggots

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>>59401328
>implying paranormal shit doesn't happen on loonix machines
this is what loonixfags think

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>>59393707
>Work in a NNP
>Go through the airlock to the reactor maintenance level
>There's a running turbine in the reactor

>turn off pc
>turn off speakers seperately
>can hear a very faint eerie noise
>sounds like chanting?
>freak the fuck out
>work out it really is coming from my speakers
>turn speakers on
>no more chanting
>turn them off
>chanting returns
>put my ear up to it to try and work out what the hell is going on
>man starts talking
>my speakers somehow were picking up Gregorian chants from a radio station

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>no USB devices plugged in
>constant unplug+replug+can't identify USB device notifications
>all USB ports otherwise work fine
>only happens in Windows
what could it be

>>59401477
I've had that happen before, but it was just the woofer picking it up so it was pretty bassy and deep

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>go to bed
>computer off
>wake up at night
>computers on
>glass of water by fan vent is warm

>>59401371
how bad is that

whats nnp mean

loool is the cia on my copmuter