So how many of you are elite hackers? http://www.liverpoolec

>>59330963

Silly sensationalist nonsense.

Sober and considered parental advice can be found here:
http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html

>>59331629
True then, true now.

>If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip!

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>9. They have an odd sounding nickname (famous ones include MafiaBoy and CyberZeist)

>>59331629
>If your son spends more than thirty minutes each day on the computer, he may be using it to DOS other peoples sites. DOSing involves gaining access to the "command prompt" on other people's machines, and using it to tie up vital internet services. This can take up to eight hours.
Why the fuck is this so funny?

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My fucking local news...
No wonder the South calls us northern monkeys.

>>59332307
never done that myself manoncuck

>Your internet connection slows or goes off, as their hacker rivals try to take them down

Damn, so that's why my internet is so shit. Really makes me think.

>>59331696
You're witnessing the Greatest Generation of 4chan trolls before 4chan existed for them to join.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkLtXfsPqVQ

>Some circumstantial evidence suggests children with Autism and Asperger’s could be more vulnerable to becoming hackers.

They left the best for last.