>omg guys the CIA is gonna get me! >guys wtf I never even

>t. AMD shill

Why are you here

/g/ is mostly comprised of paranoid, socially retarded anime watching losers, so it's no surprise that they act like that

I mainly come here to get info on new hardware and cool new tech, just hide such retarded threads and you'll be fine

>>59298976
hello, CIA nigger

>>59298976
>guys omg there's nothing special about me and I pose no threat to a female's hymen much less a world power structure but I still think the CIA is watching me right now!

And yet, there they are hacking everyones stuff

>>59298976
Your missing the point my frogposting friend.

YOU have a boring normal life, confirmed.

ITT: Mysogonistic rapists

God, sometimes my computer even gets `cranky' when i say something particularly hurtful/(truthy?) about intelligence critters

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>>59298976
This is literally /g/ rn lmao

It's really something of a phenomenom

>user #6709 is sitting in his cubicle
>huge neckbeard and stinks up the next five cubicle rows but he hasn't been fired because "he once caught a terrorist"
>watching Chinese porn and shitposting on /g/ and only a few hours left on shift before he goes home and does the same thing
>high level agent passes by and gives him a nasty look
>"H-haha just doing research on a suspect sir"
>"Oh, carry on son."
>your taxpayer dollars are funding this guy and the thousands of others just like him
Can I get a recommendation anon? I promise I'll be your friend

> back in the days before we hit peak terrorism it was easy to catch a dozen
> nowadays it's all double agent catch and release garbage

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The CIA is made of bronies, weebs, shitposters and cancerous phoneposters.
We are all a threat to them, because we are like them
They know our potential

>>59299366
>at any point in time you could anger one of these average CIA employees by saying their waifu is shit
>they're now dedicating their entire tenure to watching every move you make on the internet in the hopes you might stumble on one of those fabled /sp/ threads and they can send in the SWAT

>>59299437
>ur waifu a shit
>car starts itself, locks you inside, drives u off a cliff, my little pony theme song playing all the while, voice comes over just before death telling you "should have voted for hillary"

>>59299366
>implying we don't have 4chan anons working for the feds
4chan is CIA and CIA is 4chan.
>>59299454
kekkerino

>>59299454
Shitposting truly is a dangerous game

it's funny because im pretty sure i dont know how to pick up girls

> In fact, terrorists are mostly a cover story so we can kick back and eat donuts all day while watching the desperate housewives series
> that way nothing goes wrong

>>59299454
implying I can afford a car lol

bane?

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>>59299454
top kek

uhghf this was just day one of this crap
this is going to be blabbed on about endlessly for fucking ever
im already nostalgic for the amd/intel shit posts that populated half the board

>>59300400
>This isn't worth talking about.

Hello Mr Smith, feel free to leave anytime.

>>59299366
>The CIA is made of bronies, weebs, shitposters and cancerous phoneposters.

gross

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>>59298976
/g/ is actually dropping truth bombs and basic gestalts about the feds everyday and you just aren't listening

stay in the matrix, for your own good

>>59298976
>guys omg Linux is compromised! I use Windows to play games and watch Game of Thrones


Literally me :^)
>>59299454
Top kek
>Psshh. Nothin personnel kid

sad

>>59299144
Yup lol

>>59299366
They've probably stared too long into the abyss

>>59298976
Your tiny agent dick couldn't even take a women's virginity even if you tried.

>>59298976
i mean what is the point in trying to stop them from hacking me at all
why would they _want_ to hack me
if they wanted me gone i'm pretty sure they could kill me

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>>59298999
>socially retarded anime watching losers

Only that part is correct. I feel no arousal when I see 3DPD bitches and whores. I can only fap to 2D girls now.

My brain has ascended to a higher reality.

>>59303154
There are no qt musclegirl amazonians in 3D, that's why 2D is superior.

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>>59303179
never enough musclegirls

This is likely part of a Russian disinformation campaign meant to undermine the U.S. intelligence agencies in general, and to more immediately lend credence to President Donald Trump's allegations that former President Barack Obama spied on him.

>>59303248
>Russian
Why are people still paranoid?

>>59298976
>>59298999
Thanks cia niggers

>>59298999
You come here for info on new hardware and tech? This is the wrong place for that, period. This board is nothing but paranoids and shills.

I don't know your endgame, but you're lying.

>>59298976
>Is /g/ seriously this full of retards?
Yes. Old news.

>>59298976
>Is /g/ seriously this full of retards?
Yes. Modafinil is expensive, so they will be retard tomorrow too.

>>59299519
Its easy anon just use your hands and lift with your legs not your back.

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https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3032434/wikileaks-release-claims-uk-government-helped-cia-hack-household-smart-tvs-to-turn-them-into-microphones

FUCKING IDIOTS

THEY HACKED PEOPLE'S TVS AND TURNED THEM INTO LISTENING DEVICES

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3032434/wikileaks-release-claims-uk-government-helped-cia-hack-household-smart-tvs-to-turn-them-into-microphones

READ THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3032434/wikileaks-release-claims-uk-government-helped-cia-hack-household-smart-tvs-to-turn-them-into-microphones

>>59306611
>THEY HACKED PEOPLE'S TVS AND TURNED THEM INTO LISTENING DEVICES
But Samsung has been doing that for ages without any hacking.

>>59298976
>omg guys hitler is coming for jews but that's okay because I'm not jewish xD
Just because the government isn't actively shitting on you, doesn't mean they can't or won't.

Unless you straight up support repealing the 4th Amendment, kys. And if you do, kys twice as hard.

>>59299207
>>your taxpayer dollars are funding this guy and the thousands of others just like him

Why do you think kawaii weeaboo Snowbro blew the whistle?