>The CIA has the dankest Windows exploits >tfw the botnet

>Where were you, /g/?
You know they are just like you and me right? The documents are laced with ironic shitposting the exact same as the stuff you find here. Just how different do you think the neets that work for the CIA are compared to you or I?

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>>59298690
It wouldn't suprise me if at least half of the CIA niggers browse this cantonese cuisine site in their free time.

I mean, considering they're knee deep in that shit and they know everything that goes on, they're probably more paranoic that your average neet, and unlike them, they can actually shield themselves.

>>59298955
If anything the usual suspect is someone you know t b h f a m.

>>59298690
Those edgelords you make fun of grew up and got a job

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>mfw i'm a cia agent and i can shitpost here.

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>>59298955
>tfw the CIA shitposters know when you're samefagging

What kind of retard would work for the government, unless the CIA is paying these niggers extra cash under the table every government pay-scale is garbage compared to private sector for individuals skilled enough to develop and package exploits.

>>59298955
This was my initial thought when I saw this shit. Probably regular /g/ users. CIA work in one tab, /g/ in the next. Probably frequent the private tracker threads too.

>>59298690
Dank!

>>59299114
I'm sure a black budget and no accountability goes pretty far

>>59299028
I have a job as well, what's your point?

>>59298955
>Implying they're allowed to protect themselves from known exploits.
When in that role if you're 'unacessable' it's insta kill.

>>59299192
But anon, they stole a lot of these exploits from other hackers or foreign entities. They're in enemy hands, of course they'd protect themselves.

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>>59299149
Carol, how psyched are for this movie?

pls respond

>>59299149
Is your employer CIA?

>>59299114
>do you like feeling like a big guy on the internet? Then you'll love seeing that weebfaggots bedroom through our hacks
If I were able to do it I'd join the NSA today to spy on you fuckers

>>59299192
Depends I guess, maybe they can't do it on their "regular" computers, but they would definitely be required to protect the important information.

Any CIA nigger here care to tell us how it works?

>>59299309
I'd be worried if you weren't a retard with no applicable skills.

>>59299267
That's genuinely creepy, CIA.

Are you aware that you could get in trouble for that? I am visiting with someone who owns a smart TV when I was discussing that movie...

I usually have better OpSec. Oh well, we all have our slip ups, eh?

Good job though, CIA. The fact you were able to h4x0r me that quickly is very impressive.

>>59299028
>getting a job as a cia nigger

>>59299309
if I was in the NSA I'd watch free private shows on camwhore sites all day

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>>59298690

TROJAN EVERYTHING

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>>59300102
Can user 72251 please give me a (You)

>>59299071
All of my keks

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>>59299071
>arguing with myself

>>59300102
This is what happens when you hire straight out of uni's.
Fucking hell. What happened to the working apprenticeship. Sure uni studends can do things for startup's. But established enterprises NEVER have a pathway that'll help new recruits learn the ropes.

>>59300154
Nah youre guilty just like him you dumb *** nigger

:^)

>>59298714
I shitpost in our corporate slack all the time

Front-line cybersec is just memes, constantly

>>59298690
Working for the CIA.

>>59300262
hello comrade, see any good cams lately?

>>59300199
>guilty
wut i do?

simon btfo lmao
>>59300280
I just have an extremely analytical mind and remember patterns easily.

You did nothing, you dumb shitposter. Yall are probably good guys

wait did a lucky guess over a movie cause this shitstorm?

This is my true form btw

I'm scared O_O

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>>59300116

Is everything okay now???? Lol i will leave this app forever if it is. I was just bored and came here

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>>59300412
>lol

leave now

>>59298714
>neet
>work
hmm

>>59300382
>Д
>Japanese
fucking stupid CIA niggers and their nigger cattle

>>59298714
>neets that work
bizarro-NEETs

>all that edgy shit just to spy on others instead of protecting planet earth from ayy lmaos and space niggers
wtf i hate the cia now

>>59300619
Japanese kaomoji smileys use different unicode characters, some of them are cyrillic letters, Dmitry. Don't get tяiggeяed.

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You don't get to bring friends

>>59300102
This is so fucking hilarious to read, coming from the best of the best in cyber national security, this is insane.


These people are fucking morons.
>trojan everything

>>59300102
Fucking kek

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>>59298690
>>59298955
Really makes you think

>CIA niggers are real

Come on guys, CIA did nothing wrong. Wiki leaks only wants to take your attention.

Somehow it's reassuring that they are THIS incompetent

Greetings from the BKA, we are listening too!

>>59298714
thats genius!
nobody will suspect "neets" doing the spying.

>>59300654
>"""work"""

>>59298690
>>59298714
wtf I love CIA now

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>>59299267
>scarlett jew-hansson

fucking nuclear-dropped.

>>59299114
>What kind of retard would work for the government
I agree with you, but you get connections.
I as well work for three letters agency.

>>59300102
What's with the [User #1234] thing anyway
Were names redacted? Why?

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>tfw you will never make and sell 0 days to the cia

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VAULT 7 CIA HACKING TOOLS DOCUMENTS Downloads

https://archive.org/details/VAULT7CIAHACKINGTOOLSDOCUMENTS

>>59303776
>Malware that runs when you try to extract the zip file
noice

>>59302123
how about
not destabilizing the fucking middle east
oh wait
you can't do that because you want the fucking oil pipeline against russia
i guess it's worth it then
who cares about the millions who die
who cares about the "refugees" shitting up europe and directly destroying the EU by enabling right-wing populists

thanks obama

>>59299071
dumb frogposter

>>59303776
Nice try, CIA.
No wait.
>>59304155
Nice try, CIA.

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>>59298955
Sure why not.

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Crashing this thread

[spoiler]and zapping faggots[/spoiler]

>>59298690
>>59300102
>>59300116
>>59300382
>>59304465
faggots, learn CSS

>>59300102
This is fake, isn't it?

>memetic warfare
This shit makes me laugh, every time.