Do you use same text editor that CIA uses? Do you want their

>>59290809
>Do you use same text editor that CIA uses?
Yes.
>Do you want their license?
No.

>>59290893
This.

>>59290809

i used the license and it actually worked

>>59290932
I hope your ready for when they come knocking on your door

>>59290809
>10 User License

>>59290932
Enjoy Guantanamo.

>>59290982

lol ... they can come ... mb they hire me or smth

NOTHING TO HIDE!!

>>59290809
I've used the licence. Will they visit me in my shithole country because I've used their licence?

>>59290932
block sublime to call home with a firewall

>>59291055
Yes. Please prepare some flowers in your anus as a welcome present.

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I want their dank trojans

>>59291091

did you see the leaks ... it does literally nothing. IF they want to get me they can do so and there is nothing i could do to prevent this.

As long as im using the internet im fucked - and even if i dont. They can probably spy on my through a hidden WiFi Network somewhere close to me. It is literally pointless to do anything so why not use a free license.

I dont gib a fuxxx

>>59291105
There trojans are too dank for you.

>>59290932
RIP In Peace

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>>59290809

all this VIM shilling rly reminds me of this tech related image board on this clover leaf something meme website

>>59291110
Yeah. They have embedded wireless hardware exploits. They can see your screen, gain shell access and everything if they place certain wireless devices within proximity of your hardware.

>>59291191
Affinity Computer Technology is a CIA front
http://affinity-usa.com/

Ironically they do
>"""Computer Virus Removal"""
>"""Computer Repair"""

>>59291182
>there are CIA officials shitposting on /g/ RIGHT NOW

>>59291182
>spy on 4chan
>learn to shitpost

>>59291014
Guantanamera?

>>59291224

>http://

well i mean ... i used the code already so why not visit http: websites owned by the CIA

>>59290932
Anon...

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>>59290809
Thanks OP

>>59291286

plz no bully :(

>>59291182
>get off my lawn
Doesn't sound like 4chan desu

>>59291319

GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!!!!!!

Not sure if these are useful.
Dozens of Windows and Office keys:
https://wikileaks.org/ciav7p1/cms/page_46628880.html

>>59291337
they are not really
if your sublime text eats that key it will work for that version forever

only some releases later on the key might get blacklisted if too many people use it, but will still work on those versions it worked before

windows and office volume license keys will get blacklisted and wont activate anymore and currently activated products will also stop being activated

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>>59291287

>>59291287
>>59291397
Are you the famous hacker known as 4chan?

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>>59291397

:^)

>>59290809
>Users
>1. =^..^=

Do you think any traps work for the CIA?

>>59291337
Those are just the generic default KMS keys and are already in the public domain. They won't activate, they are just used to install then they need to be activated with a valid KMS license server (or a pirate tool like KMSPico)

>>59291337
Those are just the generic GVLK keys that are posted on the Microsoft website

https://technet.microsoft.com/en-us/library/dn385360.aspx

>>59291264
obviously. Do you think those fuckers are different? They randomly waste time here, shitpost and then off they go to murder people with the 0-days they have on cetain cars. Ask Mercedes Benz about it.

>>59291704

HI CIA .. Hiding in plain sight heh?!

>nobody would suspect that i come here and say the truth

got'cha mate

>>59291633
>Do you think any traps work for the CIA?
do you think any non-traps work for the CIA?

>>59290809
>User# 1:
>=^..^=
(>﹏<)

>>59291719
as much as I would think it is a cool job to have I'm sorry to dissapoint you mate but I am neither CIA nor Burgerlandian.

>>59291105
>>59291182

CIA honestly seems like a chill place to work at. Pretty sure these guys are all on /g/ right now...

>>59291764
It's confirmed. The pedophile (>﹏<) mac faggot works for the CIA

>>59290932
Don't drop the soap

>>59291817
PROBABLY THE SAME FAGGOT EXPLOITING EFI ON OSX
FUCK YOU GUY

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>>59291787
>CIA have been here all along

fuc...

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>>59291397
>>59291487
>>59291545
>>59291589

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fucking a man
cia man

>>59291887
kek

>>59291319
The whole "conversation" is reddit tier.

>>59292479
This.

There was something kind of comforting reading through their how-tos and the little comment threads. There's bits of love and personality embedded in the careful, technical descriptions of bugs and tricks and tools. It's like hearing my mother tongue- the language of wikis and READMEs and forum posts.

>>59291224
man it's scary how convincing it looks.

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>>59293127
https://www.yelp.com/biz/affinity-computer-sterling

Here's their Yelp.

>>59293208
The only flaw is that their website looks to professional while their yelp reviews are lacking, but even then, if I wasn't told that this was a CIA front, I would have never have suspected it.

>>59293339
It's probably a real business that is used to funnel certain hardware/employees and other things through that might seem suspicious otherwise. I'm sure it IS a legit business.

It's not the same as a full out facade where the business doesn't even exist.

>>59291110
i told you to block it so it keeps working and don't get blacklisted, you retard

>>59293208
Fugg, I had my wife's son's laptop fixed by them

>>59293127
"Affinity" (noun)

1. a natural liking for or attraction to a person, thing, idea, etc.
2. a person, thing, idea, etc., for which such a natural liking or attraction is felt.
3. relationship by marriage or by ties other than those of blood
4. inherent likeness or agreement; close resemblance or connection.

:^)

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look! I meme!

>>59293499
Anon, I...

>>59293499
rip

>>59290932
F

>>59293670
Is it upscaled or are your pixels really tiny?

>>59293742
I use the scaled mode in the display settings so I can fit more shit on my screen. I also think it makes better usage of the 2K screen.

>>59293868
You mean less? If you scale to fit MORE, that implies you're scaling down, whereas your screenshot looks scaled UP to be bigger than 100% (hence more clarity).

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>>59293921
by default OS X will up scale (it looks like it's using a 1080p space on a 2k screen), so I use the down scale option to get more shit on there (and make things look better).

>>59290932
F

>>59291787
>there's CIA niggers among /g/
No shit, Sherlock

>>59293499
>wife's son
...You mean your son? (adopted or otherwise)

>>59291787
/g/ is the CIA

>>59290932
*bangbangBANGcrash*

GET DOWN ON THE GROUND FUCKO!

>>59290932
F

>>59294966
We will crash this board without survivors?

Oh man, I am loving all the onboarding pages. I'm soon going to be convincing my coworkers to start using version control. Now I can just make some small changes to these and say "If it's good enough for the CIA, it's good enough for us!"

In you fucking face C.I.A

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>>59290809
>Do you use same text editor that CIA uses?
No.
>Do you want their license?
Sure, it's my tax dollars anyways.

>>59291287
>>59291397
>>59291487
>>59291545
>>59291589
>>59290932
>>59292028
>>59293670
enjoy the sun famalams, pic very related

>>59291105
yuck

>>59291182
ed, man!

>>59291787
>CIA has penetrated /g/

FUCKING CIA NIGGERS
I AM GOING TO RUN ALL OF YOU

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>>59290932
*shiu shiu shiu shiu*

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>>59290809
Top kek

>>59291787
>>59291907
>>59294966
>>59295450
ugh sorry you don't get to bring boards

>offline product key
Why is this allowed?

>>59296271
Because online key would discriminate against Africans without internet who installed ST from a USB stick.

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10 person license my ass. CIA saved me 70 NEETbux

>>59290809
I just went through it and it appears to be nothing substantial sadly.

>>59291224
No Privacy Policy?

>>59296347
nice CSS pajeet.

that wordpress degree going well?

>>59290809
=^..^=

>>59295450
>Honor bound to defend freedom
>Works as a prison for people who have no rights or access to a judicial system

well played

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>>59296347
we're the cia now

>>59296869
enjoy ur v&

>>59290809
What the heck it works!

>>59290982
Sorry oficer i get it from the 4chans

>>59291055
Nigga they don't visit it , they there 40y ago

What the heck my brother gave me that activation code last year to me? He bought it from Affinity technology.

>>59291182
>>59291269

Nope, all these ((((CIA NIGGERS)))) and their lame jokes sound more like SA goons or redditors.

>>59291182
>implying they doesn't lurk
Like internet is huge as early 2000's
Even you are here, please get out, is this or fb

>Do you want their license?
Why? The universal license key is trivial to obtain.

http://appnee.com/sublime-text-3-universal-license-keys-collection-for-win-mac-linux/

What did the CIA mean by this?

https://wikileaks.org/ciav7p1/cms/page_17760284.html

>>59298203
That girl you were chatting with who used cute ascii faces? That was a CIA spook.

Have a nice day.

>>59293742
macbooks have been using HiDPI displays since 2012

>>59298081
god damn your brother is a CIA nigger, he is playing tricks on you

>>59298203
>ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ ← baby seal

>>59290809
°‿‿°

>>59290809
Man, seriously, who gives a shit about CIA now, they fucking got everything but *BSDs yet I'm sure they got it as well.

Just don't be a fucking pedophile, run Linux, don't be a nigger by hacking some bitch that pissed you off and you're good to go.
The worst thing that the internet has are the MPAA niggers that keep taking torrents down, since CIA and related don't give a flying fuck about your chink cartoons and your waifu folder with 1k pics.

But eh, still love how /g/ and FOSS community tried to fight anyway but you cannot escape.

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>>59298640
Also
>inb4 CIA nigger

>Captcha: Helicopter
Mi General!

>>59291278
Guajira guantanamera, guaaaaaantaaaaaameraaaaaaa, guajira guantanamera

>>59290932
if you ever make it back out, post pics of ruined asshole

>>59298225
>CIA spook.

holy fucking shit, I just now got the "CIA nigger" play on words

What's the editor like I'm slightly curious what it is based off of.
>>59291055
You're even worse off pal. Americans at least somewhat care about Americans, you just disappear one day and might turn up around gitmo a few decades later.

>>59298865
its like vim with a gui and without the shit insert mode thingo.

same hotkeys tho

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4chan I'm CIA

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>>59296347

>>59299321
You have to go back

>>59290809
If I use this key and they find out, can I disable it so they don't put me in gountanomo prison?

>>59299543
>Implying brony pro-hillary cia-niggers can figure out you used a key from a wikileaks leak

>>59290932
of course it did. Sublime's serial checking isn't exactly advanced.

My entire workplace uses a key for sublime that I got from a friend.

>>59299543
If that's all it takes imagine a lot of reportes would do it just to get coverage of the place

Also CIA negroes

>>59290893
Why not contact them and ask if you can use it?
http://affinity-usa.com/contact/

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>text editor
>With license
>That's 70 Obama's in value

I'm convinced that the prices will be lower after all of this

I'm also curious, given the amount of shit they have (I have not personally looked, they're already probing my ass because of probation and don't need it to be worsened) but I genuinely wonder if he CIA uses this solely to blow money so they "use their budget" "properly"

Or is there some actual benefit I'm not seeing here

>>59300152
>wonder if he CIA uses this solely to blow money so they "use their budget" "properly"
Yeah, happens in all fields.
Take note of what roads get redone in your town. Come finical year there's a rush of work on roads that didn't need doing.

>>59291787
They sound like fucking goons and redditors

>>59291787
>All the botnet warnings was not just conspiracy memes, it was CIA leaking info to other /g/ents

>>59291182
>>59291787
Looks like your average workplace banter they're doing there.
Nothing special and nothing chill about it. Every place has those

>>59293339
>>59293208
>store manager is a fucking ayy
cmon man, be more observant

>>59295450
I fucking love this
>one of the biggest spying agency in the world, once again outed as the the literal endboss against the free world it claims to protect
>these /g/uys have nothing better to do than stealing licenses as a big fuck-you

btw all of these voyeurist fucks deserve to get gassed

not even shilling but those comments make them look like geeky bros. id share a beer with them (and then ask them to not hack me, nothing to hide, reeee, etc)

>>59296869
Using windows you are a volunteer at CIA for a good timw my pallo.

>>59290932
F

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>>59293208
Oh hey they're getting better.

>>59296358
Professional data analyst here.
Me and my team spent the last 2 days looking through it and I can also confirm that there is nothing substantial. Sad.

>>59296358
>>59302813
please stop this meme

>>59299397
Eat shit and die, cracker. We OWN your country.

>>59291787
Terry told me the CIA was evil and I want them off my board.

>>59291787
They seem to have a Reddit tier sense of humor. I doubt they like being here.
But it's like some of them are watching, knowing our IPs and the places where we post from.

>>59298203
¯＼(º_o)/¯

https://wikileaks.org/ciav7p1/cms/page_11629155.html

>>59290982
i did 2

wtf i love sublime now

>>59291787
>he isn't one of us

>>59303097
>somafm

Spook has good taste in internet radio at least.

>>59290932
g-d bless the american tax payers

>>59290988
Top fuckn lel, even uncle Sam cucks them

>>59290932
Enjoy your next cab or bus ride to its fullest because it will be your last.

>>59290809
using their sublime text licence right now on multiple computers
thanks based usa spais

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>>59290809
No.

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>>59291397
>>59291487
so is this CIA's top secret base :^)

>>59291787
>Some of you guys are alright ;^)
And we would all be off the hook

Yeah I use vim, Its great
>licence
?

>ITT: idiots that don't realize why the CIA uses Sublime
>it's staring them in the face yet they cannot see

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQ5SNUJDNxs

>>59306724
A slick interface and good performance?

>>59306724
what do you mean by this

>>59307052
>>59306989

Thank you for proving the point.

>>59290809
WORKED SO HARD
WENT SO FAR
IN THE END WE GET FUCKED LIKE A FAG

>>59306724
let me guess, you think sublime is a government program?

I don't practice Santeria.

>>59291282
>let https makes me secure meme
plz anon all your shit's MITM'd anyway

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>>59300533
Yeah. I looked through the banters, it's literally nothing. Huh, I wonder what all the hype was about. Pretty much useless stuff.

>>59296347
>cia anons try to open their editors
>window pops up
>sorry all seats for this license are currently in use
lol

>>59298203
( ﾟдﾟ)､ vomits saliva

>>59300118
why do they only use the same wordpress theme in all of their front sites?

also, does the licence work on 3.3126?

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>>59298203

>>59298847
really activates your schizophrenia

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>>59307741

>>59290809
Ha it works, awesome

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Thanks CIA! Next up, VMWare keys.

>>59308280
It's too amusing to resist

>>59307819
i dpn't get it

>>59308280
only 10 cia niggers were using the Sublime, right

>>59291287
Oh, my god. You madman!

>>59299321

my @valores = split"",$linea;

holy FUCK dude, I didn't know it was possible to write such disgusting code. where did you learn?

>>59307741
He was so convincing with his comforting use internet emoticons! I really felt like it was a regular john-anon behind that chat-room.

>>59290809
isnt this only for windows? i dont use that.

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>>59290809
>Projects named after memes

What the fuck. What kind of loony toons fucking world do we live in.

>>59308724
these are just average dudes who decided to work for the government instead of making fat stacks in private industries

only difference is their work revolved around killing and spying on people and others revolved around writing copy pasted node.js spaghetii