/v7g/ - Vault7 General

I've got nothing to hide.

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>>59290444

does devlan.net provide you with a trip get script?!

Are any of the exploits patched? What's stoping someone from going on a rampage and fucking everyone's shit up until then?

>>59290444
trips confirmed for russian

It's nothing new and that we didn't know before. This just confirmed some things.

>>59290477

>What's stoping someone from going on a rampage and fucking everyone's shit up until then?

i think Wikileaks intentionally left out code/files that could be used in such a way. They only left in shit that has already been available for some time.

>>59290510

rly meks u fink

>>59290505
So you're saying it's fake

STALLMAN WAS RIGHT

>>59290528

you tell me ...

>>59290440
Good. Don't make any mistakes, either. Oh, don't engage in any anti-establishment activism, either. See someone in power doing something wrong? You betta shut the fuck up and mind your god-damned business. Do as your told. It's only wrong if WE say it is. 2+2=5, o.k.? You are a good citizen- you have nothing to fear.

what operating system should i switch to from windows now?

>>59290573

windows xp

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>>59290505

> Wikileaks has carefully reviewed the "Year Zero" disclosure and published substantive CIA documentation while avoiding the distribution of 'armed' cyberweapons until a consensus emerges on the technical and political nature of the CIA's program and how such 'weapons' should analyzed, disarmed and published.

>this image
Fuck off, /pol/.

>>59290542
Again.

>>59290573
Wait until the patch before taking any decision, but Ganoo linux is the easiest option.

>>59290573

everyones equally fucked so Windows is as secure as any other meme OS

except for TempleOS

>>59290570
holy lol check out this post boys

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>>59274635
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/wikileaks-cia-what-are-they-explained-vault-7-year-zero-julian-assange-secrets-a7616826.html

>One of the most eye-catching programmes detailed in the documents is "Weeping Angel". That allows intelligence agencies to install special software that allows TVs to be turned into listening devices – so that even when they appear to be switched off, they're actually on.
>Weeping Angel

Has Tumblr infiltrated the CIA?

>>59290590
>hey let's take a bath in the sea, it's good for health, saltwater'n'shit
>get radiated by a nuclear submarine

Great vacation right there

>>59290590
>year zero

hey they named it after a NIN album. Are CIA fans of NIN?

>>59290608

>Has Tumblr infiltrated the CIA?

did you see their shitposts in their own devlan.net wiki? mostly reddit memes, anime weeb shit, cringey comments .. safe to say they use tumblr aswell

>>59290573
You need to operate from a "least worst" perspective now, which is still libre software

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reminder to be wary of wikileaks at best

>>59290573
Write your own

>>59290608
>>59290636
>Tumblr

Everything else is excusable due to natsec. Tumblr however is not and they should be stabbed with bullets until they die.

>>59290653
This
Wikileaks has had some sketchy shit going on recently

>>59290609
Uranium fever. We fallout now

>>59290653
>>59290671

Langley please ............

>>59290653
Hello, CIA... Are you guys fans of NIN?

>>59290621
It's a reference to 0day, and it was named by WikiLeaks not cia

>>59290653

Look at that fishing expedition.

>>59290684
who

So is VLC outright compromised, vulnerable to some kind of malware injection, or what?

I just need to know if I should switch to MPV because of this.

>>59290741
All we know is that they know of a vulnerability and how to exploit it. You should probably switch to MPV anyways.

>>59290653
can't trust no one, never could.

it's been an interesting few years anons, i'll give you that.

>>59290689
Not him, but I HIGHLY doubt that this is the entire hacking capability of the CIA.

Wikileaks is a russian front!!!
No trump
No kkk
No facist usa

>>59290653
Agreed, especially combined with the fact that the leak contained nothing substantial

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>>59290829

>>59290653
>>59290793

It's probably just WL bigging itself up

i think my tv has one of the tools running on it

>>59290477
They've got the exploits, but they're not letting random everyman have access to them. I'm assuming they're waiting on developer groups - linux, apple, m$, etc. to contact them for exploits details so it can be fixed.

TERRY WAS RIGHT !

t...teslas are still safe right?

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>>59290608
Dude, CIA are literally ponyfags

>>59290608

>There's no difference between microphone and speaker

No need for Tumblr. Lovely Richard Feynman did something similar to his parents when he was 9 years old or something.

>>59290741
>So is VLC outright compromised, vulnerable to some kind of malware injection, or what?

I haven't seen anyone show proof of this. All I have seen is they use a modified VLC as a decoy program to exfiltrate data from a target system. They mention that the VLC player is loaded (either showing a movie clip or playing a song) and in the background it is siphoning data from the target system without anyone's knowledge.

>>59290832
Everybody can do that btw

You just need a modified 2.4ghz dongle and do a dos attack on the tire pressure sensors on cars from the 2000s

bord computer shuts down then and that leads to a stalled engine

if being done at 150mph that could lead to harm

>>59290722
Langley
a.k.a. CIA HQ

>>59290653
fuck off cia niggers, NiN coming for you.

>>59290895
>Langley
Or the surname of Asuka.

>>59290867
speaking of m$, they aren't given much attention in Year Zero.

could it be because they allowed a backdoor?

>>59290832
Your car, maybe, but not my 90's shitbox.

I'm looking though the embedded hardware section.. they're exploiting some hardware at the GPIO level- controlling LED modulation, and activity state. Many sections are incomplete, tho... here's just one example.
https://wikileaks.org/ciav7p1/cms/page_1179700.html

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>>59290892
his whole story is fishy though

>>59290812
kek

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>>59290812

>>59290347
i dont think that the avarange joe should care about NSA/CIA. it should care about facebook and this kind of things. the people that are beeing spy'd on should know how to counteract. the big corps should use thier power/money to pressure the agencies. they also should hire some people that can counteract and make good software.
also how to quote a text from a anohter thread?

>>59290812
No Jews
No CIA
No spying USA

>>59290945
Yeah, color me suprised

>>59290951
How did left-wing normies get to this point?

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>>59290347
I kinda like the CIA more now. They were laughing at the paranoid wackos who thought they were safe this whole time.

>>59290966
>paranoid wacko
How were they wackos if they were right though?

>>59290573
Trisquel, Parabola, or FreeBSD.

this shit off the back of claims Intel provided hardware backdoors into PCs

http://boingboing
.net/2016/06/15/intel-x86-processors-ship-with.html

fuck it /g/ I'm out
i'm moving to my local forest and learning to hunt with a bow see y'all niggers later

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>>59290347
Not even meshnets can save us now

>>59290892
Hastings was killed by an explosive placed in his steering wheel instead of an airbag. The actual car crash was done by malware, but they had to make sure he died.

>>59290954

you just reply to the post number like >>xxxxxxx just like you normally would and it cross references

np guys .. i enjoy helping out the CIA! Just hire me ;)! Contact me!! You know how!!

>>59290573
Gnu/Hurd.

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>>59290505
Honestly, playing the doubles advocate here for a second, they should just release everything. Even the damning, civilization destroying stuff.

The best way to end the problem and prevent it from ever happening again is by forcing a worst case scenario.

Hell, if Wikileaks has access to such leaked info and tools, then you can be damn sure other groups have it to and are actively using it for nefarious activity.

>>59290951
>the grugq

Dropped. Why does anyone listen to this glorified scriptkiddie faggot?

>>59290987

BOTNETS

>>59291021

i agree anon

>>59290347
this really clonkers my bonkers.

The NSA has free range over all Earth dwelling humans for passive recording of everything we do, touch, say, think, download, look at, read, hear, close and open. how long we do those thing, and who or what with. The ONLY thing the NSA has any red tape about it TAO, and even then it's a rubber stamp yes-men "court."

Somehow the CIA found this to be absolutely harram and created it's own internal TAO without any rubber stamp court.

Holy shit everything is shaking apart because Hillary didn't get her turn and it is so fucking INTERESTING to watch! We are currently in the best timeline. I will kiss the ground of whatever beautiful person leaked this shit to the press. Of course, they're only doing it to shake shit up because the deep state did not get what it wants, but still.

What's happening?

>>59291021
They have that insurance file they circulated that they'll offer the decryption code to if Assange dies, allowing them to continue their activities

Honestly though I have a suspicion they're compromised in some form, October last year was extremely weird although that could be down to Assange's hikikomori-induced mania

>>59290347
HACKING UEFI BOOT PROCESS:

add a hook during the UEFI boot process and access the OS's kernel which is left in unprotected memory right before calling ExitBootServices during UEFI startup.

https://wikileaks.org/ciav7p1/cms/page_36896783.html

>>59291062
what insurance file?

>>59291039
> I will kiss the ground of whatever beautiful person leaked this shit to the press

Do you like deep-sea diving in the atlantic ocean?

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>>59291051
The CIA can get into anything, basically

>>59291071

is Legacy mode the way to go nowadays?!

fuck .. i should have known that beautiful bios GUIs are literally botnets

Stop it guys can't you see Wikileaks is diverting your attention against Trump? They're clearly backed by Russia/Trump.
It's literally nothing. We need to focus our attention on Trump's unconstitutional Muslim ban and his clear as day ties to Russia! The CIA are the last liberty loving group that fights against Trump's dictatorship and we ought to help them in any way we can

>>59291051
Assange blew another load.

>haven't been on /g/ in ages
>Vault 7

how's the shitstorm going lads?

>>59291051
something bigger than any of us

>>59290965
wikileaks is literally funded by them. it's public knowledge

assange had his life destroyed by false rape charges, now he wants revenge. you have to be a complete moron to not realize what's going on with wikileaks, USA and russia.

>>59291076
Elaborate?

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>>59290347
APOLOGISE

>>59290653
>>59290671
CIA detected

>>59290991
Where do you think youre going?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVlhMGQgDkY

>>59291074
There's 3, all AES encryped

One released in July 2010

Then 88GB in June 2016- https://twitter.com/wikileaks/status/743824112376766465

Then 83GB in December 2016- https://twitter.com/wikileaks/status/810813937566543872

Neat system really

>>59291118
They're almost certainly dead

>>59291127
fucken roboshits wont be able to walk properly for another 5 years at least.

plan to top myself before then anyway

Finnish media is actually saying that smart televisions can record your voice and CIA reads your whatsapp.

I'm somewhat surprised it's actually told to the majority.

>>59291132
>88 gigs worth of Assange dick pics

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So, do I need to throw out everything?
Good thing I don't have any """smart""" TVs, but I do own a smartphone. I already knew I was sacrificing privacy, but it's getting out of control.
Also, should I just nuke with Windows drive and just use Debian Sid? I can hold out a few months without native games by just using emulation.
At this point, I'm really just going to do a bare minimum and not obsess over it with a faraday cage running free as in freedom hardware.

>>59291051
CIA hacked everything hackable.

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>>59291120

GNo.

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>>59291132
surely some nutter is trying to bruteforce this

>>59291179
top kek

Not going to lie, former prominent data analyst here. I worked for private business, been hired for federal contracts, and have worked with law enforcement numerous times on a series of cases.
I am very trusted by numerous sources to deliver high-quality results and be able to seek out and determine patterns in data, and correlate it all together to come to a swift and accurate conclusion.

After parsing through all this data, I have determined that there is nothing of any significant value in these so-called "leaks" whatsoever, and that we should not concern ourselves with the content of this.
I thoroughly request none of you should waste your time with this information, and just continue to let us experts deal with it and the repercussions of it.

Thank you

>>59290440
You don't need to have something to hide, they can hide it in your computer for you.

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>>59291166

>finnish news

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eobh_IfBYa8

Welp, time to build one of these I guess
https://hackaday.io/project/19035-zerophone-a-raspberry-pi-smartphone

>>59291163
Don't do it, man. Ur part of our family. we need you here for when the great cyberwar breaks out. We don't have thier skills, but we can Zergrush 'em. We are legion 'n shit

>>59291127
>can't climb a tree

The simian wins again

>>59291127
I don't know why they're putting so much money into this crap

It'd be super useful for commercial uses but military wise it's only good for bomb disposal or suicide bombing (especially the dogs). If it's a computer you only have to destroy a couple components to disable it, a grenade would fuck its shit up

>>59291258
Raspberry pi's motherboard is deliberately compromised

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>post yfw the botnet meme was real

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>>59291227
ebin copypasta

>>59291082
Except your pants.

>>59291258
Or just buy a phone that isn't a computer

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>>59291353

>>59291021
should give it to interested parties first so they can fix the security issues then release everything once bugs are fixed or after 3 months.

>>59291353
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUIcCyPOA30

>/pol/ is barely talking about this
>ribbit barely even talking about it
>/g/ barely even talking about it
>only place seriously discussing it is cripplechan
>this is easily bigger than Snowden

Really activates your almonds

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>>59290542
So was Terry

>>59291362
>implying they can't

Reading through the comments is strange.

>User #71473
>It actually is After Midnight right now... so I have to like this page cuz its hella apropos at the moment.
>#burningTheMidnightOil

Are these really the CIA niggers? What the fuck is this shit?

https://wikileaks.org/ciav7p1/cms/page_14588483.html

>>59291289
Hey monkey...checkmate cyborgs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6b4ZZQkcNEo

>>59291435

yes its all from devlan.net their secret internet

they shitpost like crazy .. memes, weeb shit, anime gifs etc

>>59291435
CIA hires directly from /reddit/

>>59291353
why didn't you believe it ? prism leaks happened years ago

>>59291387
if you know about data signatures of certain exploits, you can monitor whether other countries are using the exploits and determine how advanced their cyberwarfare is. like a bait carjacking car.
If they just get patched, one exploit goes away, and perhaps a new unknown exploit becomes viable.

>>59291435
bunch of nerds are working there anon.

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>>59291404
>/pol/ is barely talking about this
Lol, every other thread is about this. There are so many wikileaks threads that mods have pinned this.

>>59291345
well fuck

>>59291345
Post proofs

>>59291509
>believing cia niggers

https://wikileaks.org/ciav7p1/cms/page_15729106.html

>CIA trusts ubuntu
>CIA trusts their repository

HAHAHAHAHAHA SUCK IT AUTISTS

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>>59291431

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What the fuck man, I just use my pc for porn and chinese cartoons

>>59291527
Yet another reason not to use Ubuntu. Wasn't the Amazon botnet enough?

>>59291476
so that'd be using the old exploits as bait to find out about new exploits ?

>>59291524
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ARM_architecture#TrustZone

>>59291527
>12.04 LTS
So this data is pretty old, huh.

>>59291527

>You no longer need to edit the contents of /etc/apt/sources.list for ubuntu VMs. As long as you point your DNS server to 10.9.8.21, the default URLs (ubuntu.com) will resolve to repo.devlan.net

they use their own repo

all the shit they do is hosted on devlan.net

Judging from the comments and other info there they have their own version of GitHub .. literally everything. Theres probably also a Chan hosted on devlan!

Thats the TRUE dark web you will never get to see.

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>>59291509
>>59291524
Not direct proof, but really makes you think..
https://wikileaks.org/ciav7p1/cms/page_3375248.html

>>59290945

>scared his car had been tampered with
>crashes at high speed and dies
>it's okay, guys, he just had a manic episode

I'm no psychologist, but wouldn't he be more likely to drive carefully if he was that paranoid? I don't think a deep-seated fear of being 'accidented' to death would lead to reckless driving.

I've mostly been caught up to speed on all of the major shit so far, but what the hell is devlan.net?

>>59291583
>private infrastructure, like any other entity
>TRUE dark web

>>59291083
Shit man, when UEFI came around fucking everyone was screaming how much of a security risk it was.

But we're stuck with it because there's too many good features in EUFI to not use it, unless you're specifically hardening a system.

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>>59291247
>they actually show bagina and tids on national news

>>59291599

mb how often it got used and then wiped

theres a (((TOP SECRET))) description about how they should proceed when wiping a phone etc. They actually reuse them. It could be that one of the Pi's got used - then wiped and it gets a +1 on the sterility scale?!

Like when some people use it over and over again it increases the chance someone fucks up and the device gets identified.

>>59291623

>the CIA is any other entity

>>59291617
Internal CIA shitposting network, from what I can tell it looks like your average skiddy forum full of 15 year olds.

>>59291583
>Theres probably also a Chan hosted on devlan!
>tfw we'll never get to shit post on ciachan
sadfrog.png

>>59291051
Somebody set up us the bomb

>only times Stallman is mentioned is in the copyright reference of GNU Make, which the CIA regards as "sucking the least"

https://wikileaks.org/ciav7p1/cms/page_16385140.html

>>59291601
>wouldn't he be more likely to drive carefully if he was that paranoid?
Certainly not. At the very least you could argue that his mind would be preoccupied with looking out for pursuers and he'd have less attention on the traffic. Not to mention that if he does feel pursued, he'd drive less careful to get away.

>>59291661
Are the CIA niggers the ones in charge of suckless?

>>59291661

at least he has that going for him

Ahhhh so fuck when we had that wave of threads saying 'don't cover your cameras goys' it was really the fucking nsa being ass blasted about this?

Holy shit.

https://wikileaks.org/ciav7p1/cms/page_36896790.html

>install ubuntu on mac hardware
>Good step by step guide on how to do this can be found on the interwebs

Good God the CIA is run by redditors

>>59291677
>suckless
They're well known for hating GNU software, so no

Ok so let me get this straight
>CIA can hack everything
>everything made from the 10's onward is compromised
>CIA have their own intranet that hosts their own everything including shitposting, shill deployment, repos, EVERYTHING
>basically we're all fucked
Have I got most of it down?

>half this shit is just an "askubuntu.com" forum

https://wikileaks.org/ciav7p1/cms/page_15729322.html

This is embarrassing

>>59291717

I say we just smash the Mac (and face) of anyone we see with a Mac. Problem semi-solved?

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>>59290996
because on conspiracy is not enough, lets try to squeeze two in there

>>59291644
hopefully we'll know more in the coming weeks about how they use/exploit SBCs. im really curios about it. that, and how they exploit consumer routers. I wouldnt be surprised if they have shit to break into openwrt/dd-wrt flashed routers.

>>59291735

yes

>>59291735
yeah but this has been know for years

>>59291735

No. Linux only has 3 zero days and two are old and probably patched. Therefore install Gentoo

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http://www.gq.com/story/the-last-true-hermit

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who meme warfare center here

>>59291766
Yes but this is the nitty-gritty and cant be thrown out with a 'lol tinfoil hat' argument anymore

>>59291693
>we had that wave of threads saying 'don't cover your cameras goys'

I missed that. What was the argument in favour of leaving cameras uncovered?

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>>59291748
>alex jones smoking

I thought his gruff, sexay voice was natural. Sniff.

>>59291778
you KNOW they recruit from 4chen

>>59291809
Channers are going to be too politically unstable

>>59291786
I guess? What will change now though? Nothing.

The exploits probably differ for different Linux distros, but the page I saw on wikileaks regarding Linux was an attack on machines running SSH servers.

why is anyone surprised that a large organization would have its own intranet with common services

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Sparrowhawk, looks like this one targeted Solaris. Apparently they didn't manage to infect Solaris 8 SPARC though!

>>59291556
no, you wouldn't be able to find new exploits. You'd be able to find organizations which have the resources to identify the original exploits and see what they try to do with that info.
You can also use software security flaws as a way of feeding false info to foreign governments, a software 'double agent'. e.g., you find that the Chinese are using an exploit to track what some Nuclearsubmariners are doing on their personal iPhones off duty , you fuck around with the iPhones so you can fake user activity, and monitor how the Chinese use that data.

>>59291841

>2014

>>59291778
http://www.dtic.mil/dtic/tr/fulltext/u2/a507172.pdf
>ACADEMIC YEAR 2005-2006
Wow, they been doing this for a while.

So who the fuck are /ourguys/?

NSA or CIA?

>>59291840
No, I was just surprised with the amount of shitposting.

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EFIfags BTFO, better get BIOS.

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how do i physically remove the microphones from my phone

It's great that this happened. Now the Ryzen shitposting can calm down.

>>59291693

if the CIA is after me, I assume that I'm fucked no matter what I do, and stupid shit like taping over my camera isn't going to save me.

>>59291863
FBI

>>59291882
>open up and cut wires
>use a needle and fill with epoxy?
etc, I just taped over everything for today but I am going to de-botnet my life

>>59291857
>28 pages, double spaced, mega margins
>a page of citations

>school of advanced warfare
>a fucking Major
>a fucking Masters degree

What in God's name are you doing burgers

>>59291882
Execute hammer.exe

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https://wikileaks.org/ciav7p1/cms/page_14588102.html

>Rage++
>StackOverflow
>#obliqueRichardMarxReference

Are all CIA employees actually 16 year old memesters?

>>59291770
doesn't cover IME/whatever AMD's thing is or any of the other possible hardware vectors in the machine.

>>59290570
>anti-establishment activism

We're coming for you Antifa. Soon you will be declared a terrorist organization.

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>>59291900

Feds are bros.

(Btw Feds, gimme a job damn it)

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>>59291912
Sloppy referencing too

Just awful

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>>59291082
>>59291095
>>59291112
>>59291206
>>59291660
dem

>>59291205
You have to analyze the situation.
Who are you and who is your enemy?
If you are nobody and your enemies doesn't have budget of USA's secret agency, then you are most likely fine.

If your life is dependent on something stored on your PC, then you should know all of this way before it hit public.

Either way we live in era where privacy is just a concept available only for plebs (aka 99% of population). The moment you become somebody rich / famous / important then literally anything can happen.

>>59291848
have you ever set honeypots up to see what random skiddies do with it ?

>>59291857
>Attacking an ideology is among the most difficult assaults known to conventional warfare practitioners. Ideologies are based on transcendent ideas and
are inherently complex military problems.

>Ideologies are at a minimum: very difficult to eradicate kinetically, highly dynamic, garner support for often undetectable reasons, contain both intangible and tangible attributes, generate visceral enmity, compel noncombatants to take up arms, influence strategic, operational and tactical relationships and in the simplest form present a daunting challenge for most conventionally trained military forces

Jesus Christ

>>59291778
>>59291809
Moot never went to Google

Moot went to work in the meme warfare centre

Screencaps this

Mac fags BTFO, botnet.

>>59291021
>the doubles advocate
kek

>>59291935
Does the FBI have any dragnet internet surveillance or are they legitimately /ourguys/ ?

I need a good guy in this story. If it could be the FBI, who I thought were cool as a kid because of GTA games anyway, so much the better.

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HAHAHA apple routers fucked!

>CIA has been buying exploits
>they're so incompetent they can't even into basic exploits in 2017
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
this timeline is hysterical ngl

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>>59292034

>>59292050
Read the "troubleshooting" threads, they're all clueless af

Does anyone know how bad the damage is going to be for cisco yet?

>>59292018
FBI apparently relies on illegally obtained tips to build cases which they then acquire a legal chain of evidence for before trial.

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>>59291970
Let time tell us the truth


While I was writing that phrase Brazilian's biggest news channel announced that they will talk about wikileaks, this shit is going to get nuclear

>>59292066
>(`･ω･´) <-- Pedobear?
>ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ ← baby seal

they're actually retarded this timeline is amazing

https://wikileaks.org/ciav7p1/cms/page_14587255.html

> User #73369 http://repo.devlan.net/ubuntu oneiric main multiverse restricted universe

User #73369 == "deb"

>>59291863
NSA. This is just fucking embarrassing for the CIA.

>top secret super cool spies

At least the NSA leaks didn't come with a bunch of reddit shitposts.

>>59291326
Because you have to build shit before you can build something good. There's no nth generation without a 1st generation, and those always suck.

>>59292112
>At least the NSA leaks didn't come with a bunch of reddit shitposts.

This

>>59292100
Fodeu

>>59292112
Would you not rather the incompetent ones win, though?

Give me the reddit shitposter who couldn't ping www.google.com over the half-competent spies any day.

>>59292034
Could it be that the CIA is /one of us/?

>>59292149
I mean it's a double edged sword. Incompetent ones may be so bad at doing their own job that they basically give everyone else (other nations for instance) extremely easy access.

>>59291247
As someone who doesn't know shit about Finnish, It sounds like the guy in black in the middle of the video is saying the same thing over and over.

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>tfw your sekrit server pwd on wikileaks

>>59291778

I'm becoming manic, is this fucking real life right now?

>cia has their own intranet
>they literally shitpost the way we do
>there's some senior cia officer walking around with the title "Meme Management Officer"

Are the CIA really just us anons from an alternate timeline?

>>59292172
Someone ping it

Conclusion from what I've read thru so far: CIA recruit from 4chan far too often.
They're super fucking nerds

>>59291051
Official confirmation that the CIA knows literally everything you do on, with or next to any kind of electronic device with an internet or satellite connection

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>>59291800
this is he smoking a joint at joe rogan show

iirc alex jones said he smoked cigars but he doesnt anymore, i dont know if he ever smoked cigarettes when he was younger

>>59292168
Eh, I'd rather foreigners know my porn habits than my own government

>>59292178
CIA ARE the anons here.

>>59292181
i ain't pingin dat shit shit, nigga

>>59292181
>10.
>ping it
Congratulations, you're hired.

As an honest American who commits no crimes, this does not affect me.

This is a smoke screen to take focus off Trump's Russian connections.

>>59292199
Eh, could also work against you because most government bodies love trading secrets. You don't have to worry if it's a gov body that's [against] the nation, but rather allies.

This shit just makes me want to see what it's like on the other side. How do I get into the NSA/CIA secret agent hacker program?

>>59292172
>username: root
>password: mysweetsummer

This is too much wew lad for me to handle

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W E W
E
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>>59292220
we love you, cia... we're just 'avin a laff

>>59292220
>who commits no crimes
Almost certainly false, given "the average American commits 3 felonies a day"

>>59291905
But you're still using devices that transfer data? Lulz

Break the mic and remove the cameras?
This means absolutely nothing when they fucking own all of your devices.

The only options are, homebrew your own shit (which will never happen), purge all electronics from your life (another thing that will never happen) or just fucking deal with it and move along.
And that's the bottom line...

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>>59292181
>Ping a 10. address

>>59291778
do you have the rest of the presentation?

>>59292233
>This shit just makes me want to see what it's like on the other side. How do I get into the NSA/CIA secret agent hacker program?

You cannot. You would not pass security clearance.

So you guys are just taking something from Julian assange at face value?

Isn't he a pedophile?

>>59292233

you ARE on the other side.

>>59292085
https://wikileaks.org/ciav7p1/cms/page_3375301.html
>Skipping windows 8 activation

https://wikileaks.org/ciav7p1/cms/page_14587109.html
Development related tips

>>59292234
the lulz just keep on comin' dont they?

>>59292258
literally no one cares about wikileaks or w/e they're doing these days
we're having a laugh @ hired americans

>>59292251
Orrrr we start making them folow Obongo's promise about not doing this shit.

How much faster would modern CPUs be if they weren't all injected with NSA microcode malware?

>>59292247
I really need to read that book

>>59292258
>Isn't he a pedophile?
What does that have to do with any of this

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>>59290347
what a shitty dump, there was no source code whatsoever, just more boogeymanning the gov,
> oh they can listen on your iphone!!
> oh damn, proof?
> now wait here a second, we need to reach a consensus on whether or not we should actually give any proof

typical wikileaks

>>59292220
It doesn't affect you yet. You will be feeling it when they start throwing commies out of helicopters based on information taken from shitposts on an Iranian Spoken-Word Isosceles Forum.

>>59292284
Here's the fucking twist pham, without CIA's bullshittery clogging up the systems, none of the companies behind the hardware would have pushed for higher performing shit because they just don't need it. It ruins their profit margins to do so.

>>59290522
You should probably think about it a bit more.

>>59292264
>While most of us know how to check for strings, debug info, and such new people may not know how to look for them.

Why would you hire them if they couldn't do that shit?

>>59292298
>what a shitty dump, there was no source code whatsoever

That comes later dipshit.

>>59292256
>Tfw you're strongly principled against surveillance, etc, but would sell out for a nice NSA paycheque
>Tfw if they security checked you they'd probably dig up you saying how you'd be the next Snowden or whatever while LARPing on your high-horse, while the simple fact of your application would draw their attention to you and jack up the risk they ruin you.

It's a weird internal contradiction, honestly. I don't regard myself as a quisling sell-out, but my fatalism means that in practical terms I'd just try to stuff my mouth with silver.

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Shills are working overtime trying desperately to damage control today. Reminder to report&hide attempts to derail threads etc.

>>59292313
read up on the other "tutorials" they have posted LMAO

>>59290598
>everyones equally fucked so Windows is as secure as any other meme OS
kek, this is how you can tell someone didn't read the leaks.

>>59292319
of course, after they sell it for money to interested parties.

>>59292313
This is the weirdest thing about this whole leak stuff, a lot of it is incredibly entry-level stuff, I don't know who they're recruiting

>>59292267
>>59292234
Are you kids retarded? It's on a dev network, the only people with access are on the local network, it isn't accessible from outside. It literally doesn't matter

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LOL do you even lift

>>59292339
>of course, after they sell it for money to interested parties.

Free market, baby

>>59290653
haha tasty bait lad, great success

>>59292364
and there ain't nothing wrong with that, just cut the bullshit with all the high horse crap and admit it

>>59292345
Where are you going to find people right out of college with Windows internal knowledge? You aren't

>>59292282
I think we'd have better luck wishing in one, shitting in the other and seeing which one fills up first.
It wont happen. Cries of domestic terrorism and America needing to be number one big guy will make sure of that.

:/

>>59292359
Even /fit/ is involved? Fuck

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this is getting a little too much

>>59292381
>CIA are the ones giving shitty advice on /fit/
it all makes sense now

>>59292333

or you are still in fucking denial

>>59291021
This, let the whole shit burn already, get it over with.

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>>59291778
Kojima was fucking right, holy shit

TV must be having a field day with these See Ayeh memes

>>59290608
Nigga just turn off the TV at the wall...

>hah I like User #72906-poo.. very feminine
https://wikileaks.org/ciav7p1/cms/page_14588483.html

what did he mean by this...

help please
>>>/pol/115674404

>the year 2022
>make a post criticising president michelle obama on facebook
>tell my samsung smart microwave to make me some poptarts
>its doors fly open and it starts to hum
>its door won't shut
>it's not responding to voice commands
>can't remove the powercord from my phillips smart plug outlet
>skin starting to melt
>run to the door
>mandatory door safety chip installed last week, won't open
>microwave irradiates me to death
>police rule it as a sunbathing accident

Life is suffering

>>59292405
Denial about what exactly?

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F-Secure BTFO

>>59292345

Not trying to be funny, but would it be 4channers or redditfags? CIA and other agencies have probably attempted to use "memes" to pass information, slide threads, or even see what constitutes a meme. Noticed how "bush did 9/11" become a mainstream meme and acceptable to say? There's pics like >>59292195 that look like niggers made it (still kind of funny though). Try saying that about the Boston Bombings.

The Snowden slides also showed how the NSA were astroturfing and using cognitive psychology all over the internet. All politics aside, the internet seemingly played a large role in the last presidental election, so obviously this is one more battlefield.

>>59292377
I'm thinking more of the "how to install ubuntu" guides

>>59292432
Made me smile
I wanna die

>>59291524
>>59291509
Raspberry Pi was developed by that elite dangerous faggot who got knighted, he's got ties to the CIA and british GCHQ. I wouldn't even be remotely fucking surprised if elite dangerous has embedded spyware/malware, let alone the raspberry pi.

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In fact, antivirus in general BTFO!

>>59292431
which ones? can't find anything

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>>59292439
>Currently at that anon's house

>>59292456
You missed the on Mac part
A lot of this documentation is due to the segregation of networks. They can't easily Google something, they have no connectivity outside their intranet for obvious reasons on their classified machines

>>59292319
Russia is going to use it all, then trickle out the patched sploits that don't work anymore.

>>59292439
>help please
Install TempleOS

>>59290653
I am, CIA. That doesn't mean I trust you, too.

>>59290951
This fat liberal lost his mind. To be honest, most of the "famous" people from the infosec scene got dumb after last year's election. They hate Trump so much that they just forgot how the world works. I swear, before the election this guy was great but the hate made him blind.

>>59292440
Fucking Maximum Overdrive style. If i see someone get taken out by a fucking soda machine I'm gonna shit Sriracha sauce.

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https://wikileaks.org/ciav7p1/cms/page_14588102.html

>>59292480
They are going to breach a swissman's house?

>cia can easily hack anyone they want

yada yada tell me something I don't already know

>>59290609
The reactors are actually pretty well contained on most subs. I'd feel worse for the weapons crew desu.

>>59291644
He's got a point, it's just a fucking overpriced LAN, they have 2 servers for testing/development with 16 cores each and about 118 GB of RAM as well as 11TB of storage, the fuck do you need so much shit for?

>>59292359
Link?

>>59290347
I feel sorry for the person who leaked it. Think about how many people having access to this content.. 100? rip

>>59292510
ugh what the FUCK those fake hastags. our taxpayer dollars fund this shitty faggots job

>>59291435
> these fucking losers have a good amount of the normie devices under complete control

glad i use debian faggots

>>59290951
He hates Russia. Russia don't give a fuck about him. Russian hackers, in general, think he's just another amerifat. Most of his tweets are not about infosec, not about politics, but about his ego being hurt.

A huge faggot.

>>59291655
wouldn't want to anyways - there'd be no anonymity so there'd be no point

chans work exclusively on the basis of anonymity, and you know damn well the control freaks at the CIA / government in general would never allow anyone to be truly anonymous within their mafia organization, not even for the sake of shitposting

It's part of the reason these idiots don't "get" 4chan.

>>59292453
you dont understand that memes are not JUST image macros- it is like a reactionary trait or way of thinking in relation to a certain stimuli or lack of stimuli basically the technocrat-spook version of pavlovs dogs, with that in mind i would not doubt at all that many of the entertainment on popular websites are purposely made to be consumed

>>59291021
GOTTA SELL EM FIRST GOYIM

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>>59292510
I don't know what's scarier, the possibility for the CIA to shit on my files or the fact they only are able to because of some random fuck on stack overflow.

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stop being a bad goy

Oh looks like some security researchers are really selling shit to the CIA...

https://wikileaks.org/ciav7p1/cms/files/iOS%20Exploits%20-%20iOS%20-%20EDG%20Confluence.pdf

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>>59292436

>feminine

You know what that means

>>59292503
>I swear, before the election this guy was great but the hate made him blind.

You never seen his rampant crusades for feminism or social justice crap then did you? The grugq has good write ups on stuff but either he is the biggest social justice warrior on planet earth or he is actually a result as a creation of his own advice (create multiple online personas including a public facing persona to serve as a decoy against profiling)

>>59291227
I mean, for a shitpost, you're not wrong, it is really useless until some source comes out.

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Central Intelligence Agency/Founded

September 18, 1947


Israel/Founded

May 14, 1948

>>59292550
>>59291435
My shitty start-up job is more professional then this. Or maybe we're just all adult so we don't put hashtags on everything....

>>59292584
You have to go back

>>59290596
>being this much of a goy

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>>59292535
https://wikileaks.org/ciav7p1/cms/page_14587820.html

>>59292557
>glad i use debian faggots

>>59291899
Let me simplify this for you:

It's not about making it impossible to spy on you. It's about making it too expensive.

The CIA can dump $10 million dollars into spying on one guy - and they'll be virtually guaranteed able to do it no matter what that guy does to try and protect himself. But the CIA can't dedicate $10 million dollars to 330 million people in the US and 2.5 or 4 billion or whatever in the whole world. They don't have the resources, money, manpower.

To put this in stupid: It's not about being impossible to be spied upon. It's about making it too expensive for them to bother.

>>59291071
What does this accomplish?

Are sublime text licenses really limited to a certain amount of users? If not could I use the CIA license in this leak without any repercussions?

>>59291051
it's

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>>59292580
Based Smith. I would serve under Based Smith any day. Seig Heil.

>Git Distributed Version Control So amazing (and complex) that it gets its own space.

rly make u thing...

>>59292616
MUH DEBS

too tired atm to read it, what is that supposed to do?

>>59292621

>its expensive to process 330 million users data

sure it is more expensive to spy specifically on 1 person but scraping data, tracking and getting a general overview of what one portion, region, city even street does on a regular basis is fairly easy

google handles x1000 of what the CIA needs per day

Privacy is dead. Get over it.

>>59291667
There's video of the accident, he's going at top speed and the car catches on fire before it crashes... and blows up 3 times.

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>>59291353

>>59292199
Seriously; at least if the russians know what porn I like, they can't do fuck all about it.

If the US knows what porn I like and then Mr. "Let's gas all the people who like this porn" gets elected, I get gassed.

I'm safer being spied on by foreign governments than I am being spied on by my own government.

>>59292604
Interesting to note that Adolf Hitler and his immediate subordinates did not surrender. Germany surrendered after everyone else that run National Socialist Germany were dead.

>>59292621
This isn't true, they can just record data and parse through it later.

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>Maybe we should combine our powers, Captain Planet style?
https://wikileaks.org/ciav7p1/cms/page_2621845.html

https://wikileaks.org/ciav7p1/cms/page_14588652.html
>Just a list of tool names I would very much like to use at some point because they are awesome.
>Face Hugger – Aliens
>Eldritch Abomination – tvtropes
>Xanatos Gambit – tvtropes

PINNACLE OF CIA HUMOR

>>59291778
tfw meme engineer

>>59292357
Doesn't take away that everything was poorly secured so anyone could mirror their entire intranet for shit & giggles

>>59292588
they wear high-high rainbow 'programmer socks' and post on /dpt/?

>>59291227
That's exactly what a CIA nigger would say

https://wikileaks.org/ciav7p1/cms/page_2621798.html

?????
???
?????
which one of u is this

>>59291638

gg

>>59292720
Walking out with a USB with one site mirrored, not even .1% of their intranet isn't really impressive

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>>59292687
>>59292199
>doesnt know about 14eyes