Hi son, I know you spend so much time on your computer but the Internet is a dangerous place so look what dad bought you! It's the latest Norton Antivirus! The salesman told me it's the best antivirus on the market, he wanted $500 for a one-year subscription but your awesome dad managed to get it down to only $300! Go on son, install it!
dad, is it too late to ask for a refund?
>>59266467
>give him a hug
>install it in a vm while he watches
>delet
>>59266467
> bring it back on another day
> 500$ refund
> 200$ ez win
>>59266467
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Ask for the receipt for (((warranty))) purposes. Return it the next day. Spend the $300 on freelancer poos installing stage 1 Gentoo over TeamViewer
>>59267027
>yes sir i will explain you each and every thing as we will be installing all the gentoo driwer today