How do you deal with guests who hog up your internet after

>>59260747
Tell them to fuck off with their stupid hentai torrents?

Internet isn't considered water yet, it's not a right, it's a privilege, especially one where it's on my dime.

Also, just throttle any devices that aren't yours. Any decent hardware should be able to do that.

>>59260791
Tell that to the Obama nigger that called it a basic utility necessary for living in a speech.

Replace every torrent video to gay porn.

>>59260930
That doesn't work well when their bittorrent client starts behaving aggressively about bandwidth

Just replace all videos with gay porn

>>59260791
Nestle greatly disagrees with you that water is a right. LOL

>>59260747
Separate, throttled, guest vlan. Also adds security

>>59260836
FCC disagrees with King Kong

Deny them access

>>59261371
Ugh, I absolutely despise Nestle. The entire executive board will definitely burn in hell when the time arrives.

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>>59260747
The Upside-Down-ternet

>>59260747
Guest virtual access point.

Kill them.

>>59260747
How about just y'know, utilizing basic human communication and asking them to stop hogging the internet?

Assign their MAC address a reserved IP in DHCP, enable QOS

>>59261082
It works fine. There's nothing they can do about it.

>>59262521
this is classic

kittenwar is a 2nd

>>59260747
just put parental control on porn and torrents, always works.

>>59260747
Why would you give them access? They have a cell phone.

>>59260747

Ban their device's MAC Address

>>59262612
I've tried that and they just deny it.

>>59262612
That works with most people but there's one asshole who comes here with torrents already queued on his phone and it starts leeching as soon as he gets on the network.

I don't give them access. I have a very complicated password, don't feel like changing it after.

>>59262521
>>59263052
This.
MitM them into thinking they are gonna get v& for downloading a car

It's a non-issue, browsing Facebook doesn't take up much bandwidth

>>59264028
modern facebook has autoplaying videos everywhere
it zaps that bandwidth

>>59260747
>ever having guests over

/g/ is not for norms. this must be what it feels like to live in a gentrified neighborhood

>>59260747
>he network setup does not have guess temp pass with limited band with and 6 hour lease

>>59264060
I'm sure it compresses the shit out of the videos just like it does the photos

>>59261429
anon, this is hell.