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>anon my computer is slow for no reason, could you fix it?

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>anon my computer is slow for no reason, could you fix it?

tell us your horror stories lads
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>>59243798
>hanging around tech-illiterates
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>>59243821
>he doesn't have grandparents who have literally no idea what the fuck they're doing
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Im a super normie.

Lots of friends, social life, gf, dates, active IG Profile.

Completely different career path which doesn't require me to be good 'with' computers. This is awesome because nobody would suspect that i can code them a fucking OS in C if i wanted to. I always kept this on the low cause i thought computer shit is for nerd losers. It gives me a lot of satisfaction though that these losers from university are inferior in every way and cant even claim they are better than me at all of this shit. I bet i can use VIM and emacs better than most CS Students at my university hahaha. My normieness, good looks, athletic skills, normie volunteer work, good grades PLUS secret coding skills will get me a 6 figure job in Silicon Valley right after i graduate.

TL;DR i dont have to fix other people's computer cause im not a fucking beta bitch
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>>59243865
>using 'active Instagram profile' as a metric for success
now all you need to do is work on your insufferable arrogance
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>>59243865
Is this fresh pasta?
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>>59243798
That nigger is what makes the image so great
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>>59243967
it is now
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>>59243865
alright smart guy; how does an OS work?
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>>59244493
>alright smart guy; how does an OS work?
We conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHk42kDwesM
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>>59243865
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
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>>59243865
Good copypasta, mind if I copy it?
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>>59244663

go ahead pal
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