>be normal, well adjusted human being >discover /g/ >throw

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>be normal, well adjusted human being
>discover /g/
>throw away all my electronics, they're part of the botnet
>buy a desktop computer from 1993 off craigslist because the botnet wasn't built into the hardware then
>cancel my phone service, the government can use it to track me/invade my privacy
>delete all social media accounts, they're a botnet scheme
>social life is practically non existent with no phone and no social media, but that's OK because my privacy is respected now
>divorce my wife because she refuses to give up her botnet phone, and the government can track you by proxy by tracking her
>disown my daughter because she started dating an Indian girl
>quit my job, I don't want my income taxes to be funding the botnet
>cancel my internet service, I don't want to be a part of a botnet without knowing
>leech off my neighbors wifi so the government thinks all my traffic is really my neighbors
>relax, as my freedom is finally protected, watch some pirated anime
>the social isolation starts to creep in
>become a neo nazi because I'm so lonely and bitter, a drug addicted Austrian manlet who hated the world as much as I do is the only person I can relate to