Hey /g/, recently my car was robbed and the robbers got my spare keys. But my shitty boring life isn't important. I need to make sure these niggers don't rob my house blind next, and my most expensive piece of equipment is my computer. How can I make sure it isn't stolen, or is at least easy to find if it is stolen (gps chip or some shit)?
>>59226829
Change lock retard
>>59226891
Not OP
Theyll still probably break your windows like niggers
>>59226829
do you keys have your address on them or something?
hoe are they gonna tell where your house is from your keys?
>>59226829
become a proud exerciser of your second amendment rights
>>59227033
I didn't specify, the keys were to my house, I kept them in a secret compartment in my trunk of my car which apparently wasn't very secret at all. The car was in my driveway when it was robbed, so I'm sure they know.
>>59227046
While I'd love to beat the niggers to death, I have no idea who did it, and they can just hit my house when I'm at my job.
>>59226829
renter's/home insurance covers stolen or broken shit if your home is broken into
>>59227334
I don't want to lose my memes
>>59227311
Easy, become NEET
>>59226829
>I keep my keys on separate rings
>lol anon ur paranoid
Change locks. Wont cost much for house locks. Car will though.
Take your computer to your parents while you get the locks changed.
>>59226829
Hide all valuables temporarily and get locks changed
>>59226829
Electric fence
>>59226829
Put PC into old beige case and use CRT monitor for the next few weeks
>>59226829
weld 3 large arin sticks to a solid case in the 3 axis x,y,z so they cant pass it thoug the door
another good one is screwing it to the floor with some special type of screw
or a third option would be filling all the empty spaces of the pc prefereby the floor with lead so its nearly impossible to steal
>>59231163
*iron sticks
>>59226829
put live wire the the CPU every time you don't use it so if anybody try to steal it the current will flow through their body and kill em