>order CPU from Amazon with two-day delivery >item supposed

My eyes are gettin weary

>>59211099
If you give me your facebook I'll send you dick pics.

Sue them

>>59211161
Sounds like you have AIDS, better kill yourself.

>>59211099
You can get a gun and kill yourself, you retarded piece of shit.

OP do this:
>item arrives 9:00pm supposedly
>go to Amazon support
>see the item and locate the text support on >your account
>text a claim that they item did not arrive in time and your brother had a flight at 8:30pm and arrived late so he missed his flight.
>act like SJW and say it's an insult to your service and how you pay for this shit blah blah
>Paheet answers and says sorry, gives full refund
>profit?

>

>>59211279

This.

Just act like that product was a really important part of your life.

They will refund part of it, give you a discount

I once get a full refund in a pair of headphone that I bought months ago, I didn't have to return it.

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>>59211099
You can get this

You might be able to get the cost of shipping back though it's not really worth the hassle

>>59211161
My back is gettin tight

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>>59211493
>>59211161
Die horribly both of you you ought to be ashamed of yourselves

They will usually extend your prime membership by a month every time a prime shipping product doesn't arrive with the time frame.

I'm lucky, I think I live close to an Amazon distribution center and near the start of the UPS guy's normal route. Even before I had prime, I'd sometimes get packages the next day. And UPS normally delivers things around noon, and iirc the UPS trucks start their route at around 9-10.

From amazon's site:

Note: If you received free shipping through Amazon Prime, you may be eligible for a free one-month extension when the promised delivery date isn't met. Prime Extensions are limited to one per free trial and 12 for an annual membership. Free Amazon Student Memberships do not qualify for this extension.

>>59211279
This dude. I called up one time cause I returned a biology textbook and they charged me a 50% restocking fee, after I flipped out over the phone I got the rest of my money back. It was only 160$ but still, shits a lot to me

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>>59212297
>Free Amazon Student Memberships do not qualify for this extension.

>Still got it anyway just a few days ago
Lmao Amazon