>be me >12 years old >it's 1997 >mom finds huge

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>be me
>12 years old
>it's 1997
>mom finds huge amounts of porn in cache from netscape navigator
>fuckin netscape, man
>deny knowledge of the pornographies
>mom won't believe
>make up huge story that the way the internet works is little pieces of it are downloaded to everyone's computer to be shared when needed, and that just must be part of the piece we got
>mom believes

>mfw i drempt up the basic concept of a peer to peer network when i was a kid to get out of porn trouble
>mfw i convinced her we shouldn't delete them because it would cause the internet to malfunction