Hackstories
>Be me
>17y old virgin
>Talking to my soon to be first highschool kiss on skype
>I had no idea but a dude hacked my computer
>suddenly a error message pops up
>"STOP BEING SUCH A PUSSY AND ASK HER OUT"
>mfw getting interventioned by a hacker
Thank you anon, thanks to you I had my first kiss, my first french kiss 2 seconds later, and got dumped 10 seconds later because she "didnt feel anything with me"
lol if this happened
>some old school two piece vnc like software
>watch some random, download Anarchy cookbook pdfs to his desktop.
>decide to intervene: Black his screen and ask why you reading this?
>had a 2 minute conversation
>I warned him to choose love over hate
>I probably scared the shit out of him too
>>59184903
I had the taste of her tongue in my mouth for the rest of the day
I very rarely felt that disoriented in my entire life.
>>59184999
Is this actual retardation?
>>59185025
Yes
>>59185025
>>59185080
b-but..
>>59184999
I remember when I had my first kiss too, I didn't wash/brush my mouth for a good few days until my mom made me and that really bummed me out, lol to be young and in love