so I've decided I'm going to clone myself in order

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so I've decided I'm going to clone myself in order to extend my life indefinitely. I'm going to start off by doing routine checkups, and if i ever encounter an ailment that would lead to a failure of one of my organs, I'll get a transplant from the clone. if it dies, I'll make another.

I'll start off with about 30 or so clones. they'll each be produced by me taking my chromosome and implanting it in an egg that I'll artificially produce from skin tissue and stem cells. then I'll swap the eggs for ones in vitro candidates waiting to implant. when they're in their infancy the parents will be prosecuted for abuse and the children will be sent to the custody of someone under my employment via affiliation as registered donor. they'll have guardians i select to take them when they're of adolescence. when i need them I'll then have the guardians switch custody. rinse and repeat until I've effectively made myself live long enough for more viable life extension methods.

now what's a good Linux distribution to install on a database storing routine logs of these clones?