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You poorfags are getting the computer user equivalent of heart

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You poorfags are getting the computer user equivalent of heart disease from your unhealthy computer choices.
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>imagine being at computers
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>>59139272
I don't care.
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>>59139373
>you are so fat
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>>59139272
Linux is probably a turd sandwich.
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>>59139272
>literal /v/ memes
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>hamburger/meat comparison
>heart disease
>being amerifat
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>>59139272
I cook dishes on my own from products I choose by myself.
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>>59139272
t. Poor apple shill that only upgrades his hardware once every five years
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Bait, also OP is some dumb liberal nigger.
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>>59139507
They hate apple.
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>>59139272
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whoever prepped that steak needs some lessons on how to cook and cut meat
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>>59139272
nah plastic steaks aren't really my taste.
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>>59139272
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>>59139272
I've never in my life regretted a burger, but I've very much regretted not getting a burger
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>>59139748
>shit the webcam broke
>throw imac to trash can
>buy new imac
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>>59139272
IMAGINE BEING AT COMPUTERS
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>>59139642
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>>59139748
>the dell xps 410 looks like the new apple products
what the fuck happened?
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This shitty troll post from 2011 still gets at least 10 replies.
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>>59139272

Meh. Macs are more like chinese food.
>made in China
>people tend to like it
>you better not think about what's inside
>a day later you'll feel like you got something up your ass
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>>59139795
>Here's to the rebels
oh gawd
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>>59139748
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>>59139925
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>>59139925
>cable lifter
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>>59139944
That's an awfully large router.
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>>59139979
u u u u
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>>59139925
>>59139944
This hurts to look at.
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>>59139272
>paying real money for an Apple product
top kek
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>>59139944
IoT trashcan
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Think different. Just like everyone else.
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>>59139944

Needs moar dongles.

Also, nice double-doubles.
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>>59139272
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>>59140028
>that pic
What the fuck? How does that not catch fire?
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>>59140028
Looks like a neat setup but the constant fear of dying by getting crushed by a falling monitor or the case and drive falling and hitting me would be a downside
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>>59139272
>Still shilling this hard

It seems that just like their hardware, apple fags never upgrade their jokes.
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>>59140028
>Easy access cables to hang myself with
Perfect
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>>59140028

How do those hard drives not die?
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>>59140028
>here we see where the hacker known as 4chan orchestrated his heists
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>>59139272

Which one is supposed to be the one that doesn't give you heart disease?
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>>59140377

Hi vegan.
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>>59140505

Anyone with even a little nutrition knowledge knows red meat isn't good for you
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>>59140754

Neither is veganism unless you eat an insane amount of vegetable protein sources, many of which are expensive.
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>>59140792

Who mentioned veganism?
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>>59140792

>I can't afford to eat a cup of beans
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>>59139272
If anything buying any prebuilt is like getting fastfood. At best an Apple computer is a competent but overpriced dish from a restuarant. Lately the chefs have been doing some... experimenting.

Building a pc is like cooking it from scratch. You can have the pride you did it yourself, you can make it match your tastes and dietary needs easily and there's never been a better time to be a cook since the availability of fresh high quality ingredients is the best it's ever been.
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>>59140028
How is it possible to afford that electricity bill??
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>>59140922
or sometimes you just want kraft mac and cheese and you get it (thank you raspberry pi)
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>>59140968
Half of them are turned off
If he turned them all on it would probably flip a breaker anyway
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>>59139373
>>59139494
post it next time faggots
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>>59140985
Still he probably leaves like half of it on at all times + has other stuff running on different outlets in other rooms.
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>>59139272
>relying on appleshit

lmao
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Mom's tendies are better anyway
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>>59139272
Animal protein in hominids causes health problems period. Therefore, Linux is the only option.
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>>59139944
Resembles an ashtray from the 1920's.
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>>59141300
>Animal protein in hominids causes health problems
t. doesn't understand biology
You realize that we have a set of teeth devoted to crushing and chewing plants and the incisors are devoted to biting and tearing into meat, meaning meat is an essential part of the average humans diet right?
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>>59141355

>the incisors are devoted to biting and tearing into meat, meaning meat is an essential part of the average humans diet right?

Not that A even leads to B, but what do you mean incisors are devoted to biting and tearing into meat? My incisors don't do anything else?
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>>59141355
>t. mactard
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>>59139272
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>>59141434
>Not a single omnivore on that chart
Really whacks my walnuts
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>>59140377
>>59140754
Fuck off
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>>59141395
>Not that A even leads to B, but what do you mean incisors are devoted to biting and tearing into meat? My incisors don't do anything else?
That's the primary evolutionary purpose of the incisors. If we didn't evolve to eat meat, the anatomy of our teeth would be devoted to chewing leaves. You can eat not eat meat as you see fit, but that doesn't override the fact that our front teeth are evolutionarily geared towards cutting the tougher substance of meat

>>59141434
Not an argument. I hate macs as well but actually make some sense when making an analogy.
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>>59141648

>That's the primary evolutionary purpose of the incisors.

It's weird then that those teeth are widespread even among herbivorous animals. Evolution could have at least graced us with better ones that are actually long and sharp enough to rip flesh, rather than just assisting in chewing already cut, marinated, cooked meat.
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>>59141065
>>59140985
all of those monitors combined is less wattage than a hair dryer.
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>>59141680
As a guy who owned a bunny once, I assure you that even herbivores are perfectly capable of ripping flesh.
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>>59140996
>imagine being at computers so fat you look and see food
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>>59139524
LINUX ARE THE BEST YOU FAGGOT
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>>59141648
Except you can't chew meat as is you retard. The only meat you can eat is pressure cooked, minced, or ground up meat that's basically been softened to the extreme by high heat or "chewed up" by machinery.
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>>59141763
Well shit you better go back and tell the mammoth hunters and neanderthals that.
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>>59141763
fuck guess I can't eat jerky
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>>59141763
>>59141680
>>59141300
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>>59141434
jesus christ, what the fuck is this chart and what does it have to do with this fucking thread.
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>>59141810
Literally marinated in acid.
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>>59141780

Those guys that used tools extensively to overcome their lack of physical affinity for tearing and eating raw flesh? I think they know
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>>59141991

Yeah. Also fuck us for cooking tubers and the like to increase available calories.
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>>59140028
I see no problem.
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>>59142012
t. cloud anon
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I love playing spot the vegan
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>>59142082

>thread starts by implying that steak is a heart-healthy alternative to burgers
>someone points out the flawed logic
>LOOK LOOK A VEGAN LOOK, FOUND ONE HAHAHA
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>>59140754
You're not meant to eat it on a regular basis. Eating a steak every 2-3 months isn't going to magically kill you
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>>59142119
Woah, that was an easy round
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>>59142149

So is the anaology supposed to be that you're only supposed to use a computer 2-3 times a month?
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>>59142183

*every 2 or 3 months
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>>59142183
>>59142193
>use a computer 2-3 times a month?
i think anon is saying you should eat a computer every 2-3 months and less if its a mac?
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>>59139272
>>59139498
Linux would be a homecoocked meal. Healthier and cheaper than the other two, requires you to understand what you are doing and relies on the ingrediences and work you put into it.
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>>59140792
>Beans are expensive
Being american..
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>>59139272
>but you ALWAYS regret it later
What about that, by the way? How one can regret eating in fastfood?
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>>59139272
I have a Mac running GNU/Linux. What now, faggot?
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>>59142577
>vegan tofu steak
Fuck you.
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>>59142634
Sounds disgusting. Fuck you too.
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>>59141709
How is that even possible?
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>>59142664
>Hair dryer - 800 to 1800 watts
>CRT - 75 to 100 wats
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>>59139946

I'm pretty sure that's just a clip to keep it from falling off of the desk.
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>>59139642
NJIT, poojeet and Chinaman Institute, has a surprising number of Thinkpads among both students and teachers.

>mfw Indian chem professor has the same X220 I do
>She's got something in the expansion slot
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>>59139545
>based toe jam
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>>59142452
Fucking kek
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>>59139944
A FUCKING TRASHCAN
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>>59141434
I can see the merit in this chart, but why do humans have such a strong will to eat meat if they were never meant to? If we were supposed to be herbivores, there would be no evolutionary advantage to having a strong primal instinct to eat lots of meat.
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>>59139272
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>>59143156

The survival advantage of having an extra calorie source to use. Chimpanzees are the same way. They eat something like 99% plant foods most of the year but when fruit is scarce they start hunting. Just like us they aren't so well adapted to it that they could regularly eat meat throughout the year and be fine but as reliable food source that can prevent starvation when times are tough, it's very valuable to both species. In modern times with ample food available, that desire to eat meat, like our desire for sweet foods, may now be a maladaptive trait.
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>>59139642
all my lectures look like this as well desu
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>>59139883
kek
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>>59140099
please stop lumping windows into Linux pajeet. the software they use would be closer to UNIX than to shit tier windoze.
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>implying mac isn't vegan shit
Try harder.
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>>59139272
Both are disgusting. I'd rather have a bowl of fruit.
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>>59139925
>dongle for a wireless dongle
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