>"Hey anon, tell me about the darknet!" What do?

>Buy MDMA from local nigger
>tell her you bought it on deepweb
>Proceed to fuck

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>>59092588
Try to sound tough without sounding like a creep or a pedo
Tell her about weapon and drugs trades and shit but act like its secret by whispering or something
normies love that shit

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>>59092588
>asking a Czech descrambler code BBS how >to get laid

"All that's on there is drugs, stolen CCs, and kid poon, it's not all it's cracked up to be"

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>>59092588
Report her to the police, because she's probably a pedo. Or marry her, impregnate her and molest your kid together. Whatever floats your boat.

>>59092678

Is this actually true? Can anyone confirm?

>>59092730
Yea it is true, though a lot of them are probably honey pots just like the hacker4hire and hitman services

>>59092588
Offer to suck her dick

>>59092870

No retard, I'm asking about the whispering and the normies you idiot.

Tell her about all the nice cp you can find and how you love seeing children get raped and tortured

>>59093038
Yes it is true. Just make sure you don't make it creepy when you do it because whispering about weapons and shit can make you look bad, so you have to make sure you don't act like your the one buying the weapons and that youve just seen them

>>59093038
Well yea they will think you are a super shpeshalist at the interwebs. Not even joking they all fall for this dumb meme

>>59093038
They'll care for it for a while and then will move onto next social media trend..
Thats how small attention span they have to this kinda thing

>>59092588
dumb kotposter

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>>59093086
LEAVE KOT OUT OF THIS

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>>59093038
I can confirm it works and its fucking amazing

When I talked to one of them I put my phone on the table and told her to do the same and she did and we stepped away and I said "They can't be trusted when I tell you about this" and told her basic shit about Tor and i2p and talked about the weapons and drugs and shit (Don't mention the CP thats just fucking weird)

After we went back and grabbed our phones and she always asked more tech related shit and looked amazed every time

She also has shown more suspicion to her phone after that as well but she was too much of a normie to ever actually stop using it