Year 2040. Internet is being shut down after thought police couldn't

Hack the nuclear weapon app and launch all of them simultaneously at random (land) locations across the world.

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>>59080848
Shitpost. Like you're doing OP

>>59080848
Declare myself the POTUS, enable state of emergency, ban Google and speech police as traitors of the United States

>>59080908
>implying the potus has a decision power over megacorps

>>59080892
>burying yourself into this much layer of irony

>>59080848
Seeing as I have all the porn, anime and music I'll ever need downloaded onto several exabytes of HDDs, I'll spend the final 15 minutes searching the Pentagon servers for "tall whites", "moonlanding" and "9/11 inside job".

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>>59080925
It's the state of emergency.
Whoever I don't want is the enemy of the nation.
And since I don't want megacorps, they are enemies of the nation. Army comes to them and shuts them down.

It's 2040 so we make another Internet, this time distributed.

>>59080848
Call though police to fix the patch that can let dangerous users online

>>59081466
I'd report you being the goldenbergs spy

>>59081330
>implying megacorps won't have their own robot armies in 2040

>>59081567
That's the other problem

>>59080848
>Use the power of the Pentagon to get as many naked pictures from users as I can.
>Throw them up on/b/.
>Create another thread with the images for /g/.
>Get banned from /g/.

>>59080848
decentralized dialup networking

>>59081330
its "whomever"

>>59081330
>He still thinks that the government institution is top dog and controls power to influence the nation state

>>59080848
BRING ON THE NUKES

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There's only one thing to do.

>>59080873
An real Hero

>>59080848
Crack open the panda and have a few good faps.

>>59080848
>Implying we would live enough under the big brother to see the 2040

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>>59080873
Random locations? You would miss 99.99% if the population. Population clusters are very small. You could at least target the government facilities.

>>59081152
>not just trying to download as much data as possible
We already have Gigabit connections, it could be possible, that by that time we would have a lot faster connection. You can sort it out later.

>>59080848
Install templeOS on their Servers

>>59086689
What does it matter if the weapons kill or don't kill anyone directly? Just the radioactive fallout from all (American) nuclear weapons combined would be bad enough.

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>>59080848
Look for alien porn.