what would I have to do to go work for the NSA? To be more specific,

>>59071372
A Masters in blind nationalism and incompetence.

>>59071406
>le nsa is all evil meme

Live in maryland.
Source: Lives in Maryland. Everyone works at NSA.

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>>59071372
dumb animeposters don't get jobs, let alone government positions you retarded faggot

>Phd
>15 years of IoS experience
>Top Secret clearance
>Full scope NSA polygraph

It's just that easy anon.

>>59071372

stop fapping to animu would be a good start imo

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>>59071881
no

Stop animeposting for starters.

>>59071729
Snowden did.

>>59071782
> polygraph
placebo test ftw

>>59071956
MOtherfucker how did u get pass the sad panda

>>59072016
JUST

>>59071991

are you implying he is an animefag

wtf I love Snowden now

Be in infosec or some related field and be able to pass all the shit you need to do for a security clearance. Then go apply and they'll take you.

>>59071509
The NSA isn't incompetent, but sure is blindly nationalistic. It has to be, if its to violate people's rights in the name of vague national-security bogeymen. Don't do that, being blindly nationalistic is a bad thing. Place loyalty to individual rights and liberty above loyalty to your country and its corrupt government.

>>59071372
they know all of the degenerate shit you've posted on this website so you're already out of the running

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>>59072016
Sad panda will never get old

>>59072016
It's one of the first things that they make the aspiring recruits do.

>>59072622
>>59072622
What's sad panda?

I didn't go to college to get into the NSA, I'm millitary

>>59071372
https://www.nsa.gov/resources/students/programs-internships/

https://www.nsa.gov/careers/

You need to learn how to google and click, anon.