The FBI is about to raid your house in 10 minutes. You can't

>>59064631
nothing because I have nothing to hide

>>59064664
Then why do you have curtains?

>>59064664
Why do you have walls on your house/dorm/apartment then?

>>59064664
Why are you posting anonymously then, huh?

Probably end up in court being extorted by tv and movie studios.

microwave hdds

hope that workds

I'd probably try to at least hide my weed.

I dont have anything but ~6TB of anime on my computer, which they're welcome to borrow.

>>59064664
Why don't you post your IP if you have nothing to hide?

>>59064681
>>59064698
>>59064710
What is the worst thing they are going to find?
My furry porn collection? Oh wow, I'm such a criminal

>>59064681
I don't have curtains.

>>59064664
fpbp

I would burn my book with passwords in it.

>inb4 no password manager

I'm trying to find a good secure pwm. Fuck off

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> We found 20 thousand Taylor Swift pictures on your computer, do you have anything to say?

>>59064631

Open the door so they don't damage it then I'd get on the floor and hope they all don't walk the diner saw
Get on the floor so they

>>59064734
>mam, your son is completely innocent, we only found furry porn on this hard drive

>>59064787
>>59064734
Yiff*

>>59064777

Wtf even Kek laughs at my most spaghetti post ever

>>59064734
some of it can probably count as cub
some might be feral

congratz, you're a pedo zoophiliac

>>59064787
mom: can't you say he tried to attack you and you had no choice but to shoot him

>>59064681
the sunlight hurtz

>>59064731
Which is of course legally bought?

>>59064631
>You can't go outside and destroy stuff or else they will immediately raid your house.
I destroy stuff indoors?

>shut down everything so encrypted disks are safe
>unlock door so they don't break it (I paid for my door dammit)
>sit on couch and wait
>hope they brought a large van to fit everything

>>59064631
10 minutes is enough time to destroy the HD with a hammer or magnet?

>>59064681
>>59064756
>>59064733
>>59064710
>>59064698
Is this trolling? It has to be. Some people just aren't doing sketchy shit.

GG you projecting fuckwits. Not like they don't have shit on you for using Windows already.

>>59064733
I trust FBI and google more than some deranged freetard schizo pedophile on 4chan.

>>59064985
They were responding to the "nothing to hide" rhetoric, which should just die as it's a retarded way of going about this.

>>59064985
>>59064994
>>59064664

If you have nothing to hide, why dont you leave all of your savings in one pile of small denomination bills, and then tell us where it is. I am sure nothing bad will happen.

>>59064932
Most of it isn't licensed for the western market, so it's not like there are legal ways to acquire plenty of it.

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>>59065011
It's true though.

Even though you have doors and drapes, the police can go in and see what's up anyway if they have a warrant.

Cryptography is problematic precisely because it locks justice.

Put my hdd inside my hidden brick wall hole behind the painting and wallpaper

>>59064631
I have nothing illegal going on AFAIK.
Backups are encrypted so good luck finding dirt.

>>59065011
>>59065024
The arguments against the rhetoric in the situation presented don't hold weight. The presented situation is pretty straightforward. It's a silly rhetorical question in a vacuum.

Some people don't have shit to hide. Make a better prompt if you want something other than a thread full of "Nothing to hide" and engaging said posters?

>>59065064
I don't give a shit if this is bait, kill yourself.

>>59065024
This isn't about hiding your stuff from the public in general, it's about hiding it from the police specifically. The police can get into your bank account with a warrant. If you're committing financial fraud, you won't want them to do that. Literally only people who are committing crimes are trying to hide their things from the police.

What justifies stripping the police of their rights to investigating you with tools such as military-grade encryption? The only thing that enables is crime.

>>59064631
Microwave hdd

>>59065085
It isn't bait and no I'm not killing myself. Stay rectally shattered, encryptard.

>>59065076
Everyone has something to hide. Literally everyone. Even you.

>>59064812
Kek

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>>59064631
Google how to erase my hard drives

unmount the encrypted volumes.

>>59064664
A HDD full of pirated movies and cookies for a private tracker sound like potential jail time

10 minutes is fucking easy mode. Back up important documents to muh cloud, back up music to portable source, thoroughly erase browser history/cookies/cache and uninstall qbitorrent, have CCleaner begin wiping free space ASAP. Delete registry entrees for uninstalled programs. Throw external HDD in blender.

>>59065144
>Agent Jeff, grab the rubber hose!

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>>59065071
Thanks for the tip mate, we will be over in a while.

>>59065157
I don't know my password. I can only mimic it on a keyboard.

>>59065165
Can you mimic it with a rubber hose wrapped around your neck?

>>59065090
>>59065076
>This isn't about hiding your stuff from the public in general, it's about hiding it from the police specifically.

Okay, thats easy to fix

> Just inform the police you have this legal pile of cash riiiiiight here. Nothing bad will happen

>>59065106
Then kill yourself you fucking nigger.

>>59065176
unlikely, I've lost all my data once already because of a bad thumbnail.

>>59065048
>Because this car isn't sold in my country I can steal it

>>59065178
Nothing bad will happen if the cash really is legal, faggot.

>>59065199
>unlawful copying is stealing
http://pld.cs.luc.edu/courses/ethics/sum16/mnotes/copyright_laws.html

>>59064631
Nothing. Because I have nothing illegal that they could seize and I do not live in a country where the FBI has any legal power.

Maybe they would find some anime I pirated but I doubt they care about that.

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>>59065201
>being this naive

>>59064731
You got 10 minutes, you have to smoke the weed. Possession is a crime, being high isn't.

>>59064631
Mature gay porn isn't illegal, so I'd prepare some treats and coffee for them

>>59065253
Have your lawyer present. Don't say a word. Know your rights. Stop being a pleb.

>>59065201
>Police aren't human beings
>They don't steal
>They always follow the law
>They always have your best interest in mind
>They never go beyond necessary force
>They'll never treat you like a criminal unless they see you performing a crime
>They'll be your friend and bargain with you unless they know you're guilty
Damn dude

>>59065263

Stop replying, he probably lives in a third world country.

>>59065263
>Don't say a word
>inb4 Buhh buuhhh muh "nothing to hide"!

>>59065290
See >>59065263

>>59065297
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-7o9xYp7eE

>>59064631
Absolutely fine. dm-crypt ftw.

Just ensure everything is off... they can hotswap PSU AC input into batteries, to then extract keys from RAM in their forensics lab.

>>59065297
Not saying anything is not about hiding things, ya law illiterate doofus. It's about even if all you say is "I'm innocent!" they can still use that against you in court. Never talk to the police, talk only to the court.

>>59065308
>Have your lawyer present when the police ram down your door
Oh shit yeah I forgot to tell my lawyer to remember that!

>>59064733
10.0.0.2

>>59064664
Relax at first, because I have nothing to hide.
Then panic, when I realize those decommissioned hard drives in my drawer that I overwritten with random data in case I ever want to sell them can put me in jail for as long as I don't provide "decryption keys" for them.
Then relax again, when I remember I don't live in Burgerland or other police state.

>>59065308
>>59065322
Funny thing is, this is eactly why "nothing to hide from the po po" is such a Darwinian and dumb idea.

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>>59064631
Aw snap that picture is in Louisiana. And I like to think the Courts in this state are too uneducated and Baptist to even be able to operate a computer.
I'm taken back by this image

>>59065254
>Possession is a crime
it's actually decriminalized here, for possession under 1oz, so at most they'd confiscate it.


Also, I wouldn't really want to smoke ~2.5 grams of wax in 10 mins. and THEN deal with the cops.

>>59065333
Why would the police even ram down your door if you haven't been doing anything suspicious? They need a warrant in order to do that, you know. And if you're doing something suspicious, you should have your lawyer on speed dial, unless you're stupid.

>>59065199
Kek

>>59065365
>Why would the police ram down your door if you haven't been doing something suspicious?
I don't know you tell me

>>59065360
Sounds unpleasant really.

>>59065353
I'd love to see you explain that to all the families who can't see justice because encryption's hampering the investigations.

http://scienceblogs.de/klausis-krypto-kolumne/when-encryption-baffles-the-police-a-collection-of-cases/

>>59065365
>Why would the police even ram down your door if you haven't been doing anything suspicious?

And thus you land at the heart of the conflict. The whole "I Diddndu nuthin, popo are fine" is that they get to define suspicious in your retarded ideal world.

>>59064762
Shit that sounds more secure than any password manager

Luckily I don't need a book or a pwm because I don't have a room temperature iq and am able to remember multiple lengthy passwords

>>59064631
>turn off all my devices
>eat the papers I have passwords written down on

Good thing every device with storage that I own is encrypted

>>59065413
>they get to define suspicious
The more you talk, the more you show everyone how much of a law illiterate you are.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Search_warrant#United_States

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Probable_cause

>>59065360
Throw it in the fireplace

>>59065399
This.
Why are those victim families not entitled to closure, but you NEETs are entitled to hide your child pr0n with strong military-grade encryption?
That's the cold hard truth.

>>59065399
>Collections of cases all around the world over the span of a decade totally confirm my worldview that nobody should have any privacy!

Grow up, if the police blames encryption on why they havent been able to do their jobs, its not because we havent implemented the "I didndu nufin" policy, its because the police got lazy.

>>59064763
>You guys can copy them if you make it quick
Also have several gbs of Katy Perry pics you're welcome to

>>59064777
I'm willing to pay to have this cipher decrypted

>>59065478
>Police are too incompetent to do traditional policework and instead have become complacent using information technology
Don't blame the NEETs. Cops just suck at their jobs.

>>59065452
>Judge, this man didnt show the entire content of his anal cavity, can we get a search warrent for his wife's pussy?
>Approved, that scum has done something wrong since he has something to hide.

>>59065481
So what you're saying is that search warrants violate your privacy?

You're the one who needs to grow up! No right is absolute, including privacy. You can have walls, but justice must have a way to break in if they have probably cause. You can have encryption, but justice must have backdoors if they have evidence you're a terrorist. That's basic law and it doesn't harm your privacy. Nothing will change for you unless you're a criminal, because only law enforcement can break in and only with a very good reason.

Stay mad.

>>59064681
Are you Indian? Why do you not understand English?

>>59065531
Judges are appointed by elected officials or are elected officials themselves. So are prosecutors and sheriffs. Learn to vote better, you cunt.

>>59065536
>reading comprehension

>>59065566
>y-you don't understand me! th-that's not what I meant!
Pathetic.

>>59064631

sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root /

>>59065588
Everything will still be there.

>>59065555
>well jim, I tried to show the officer my entire ass, but since my neighbors voted in this new governer and his "if you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear" slogan, my wife is now pregnant.

>>59065543
> he doesnt get it

Better luck next time

>>59065574
>I blame others for not understanding what I read.

>>59065595
Fine

sudo dd if=/dev/urandom > /dev/sda2

>>59065574
To be fair, >>59065536 did completely miss the point doe

>>59065643
Unless its an SSD, I doubt 10 minutes will be enough time to wipe everything.

>>59065623
>I blame others for my poor communication skills and not being able to convey my ideas properly

>>59065663
I dont know how to communicate it more clearly, I never mentioned search warrants, that's your strawman pal.

>>59065643
>>59065657
use /dev/zero, it's way faster

>>59064631

Let them in casually, I'm too listless to have done anything of merit.

>>59065449
>lengthy passwords
But are they random strings of characters or words etc.

>>59065152
>tfw "echo /dev/random > foo.txt" can put you in jail

>>59064734
If I was president, you would be executed on the spot. Enjoy your days furfag, because they are numbered.

>>59064631
> Wwyd?
Look man, if I'm paranoid enough to care about it, I'm certainly not going to tell it anywhere.

>>59065199
>>Because this car isn't sold in my country I can steal it
I wonder.. If there are no legal copies in your country, what exactly are you stealing?

>>59064631
smoke my weed until I have 3 grams left

>>59064763
"absolutely worth it"

>>59064631
I don't have anything bad on my PC, but assuming I had, I would just boot a live USB and overwrite the first few gigs on my hard disk with shit from /dev/urandom. That way the whole container is fucked, and it all looks like random noise without the LUKS header, so I'm on a pretty solid legal ground.

>>59065478
Oh shit I thought for sure this was a troll post.
But now I'm thinking no, maybe you really are this fucking stupid.

Why lock your house at night if you have nothing to hide right?

Why not wear your social security card and your credit card on a cute lanyard around you neck?

Why not let your wife cuck you on your front lawn instead of in your house?

Don't respond. I don't care what your retarded ideology is based on.

>>59065194
>thumbnail
Thumb nail or thumbnail?

>>59065199
try "Because no company has bought a license to clone this car in my country, I can clone it"

>>59065838
See >>59065064 and >>59065090
If you hate search warrants so much, then why aren't you out there fighting to nullify all convictions?

>>59065643
>cops confiscate the drive
>random gibberish, must be encrypted
>unleash mandatory key disclosure law on anon's ass
>b-but it's not encrypted!
>contempt of court

>>59065143
Underrated

>>59064681
why do you have internet

>>59065828
> LUKS
What if you don't have 10 minutes and they will torture you after they find the container to obtain the key?

Stick SSD in microwave for 10 minutes.

>>59065730
Well they aren't my father's middle name, my favorite sports team and my birth year all put together so I'd say they're decently random.
You won't brute force them in this century

>>59065520
open the door
get on the floor
everybody walk the dinosaur
>cipher
really, anon?

>>59065933
Oh gee look at that.. that's embarrassing..
It won't help to point out that it was auto correct because I'm a useless phoneposter

>>59065921
>you won't bruteforce them
Ayyyyyyyyyyyy lmao
Anyway why not just remember unique random 64-character passwords for everything?

>>59065899
absolutely this

>>59064631
strap up, go to it's happening room, dig in.
either i die and then who cares what the find, or they die giving me time to grab my emergency bag and go on the run

>>59065973
Why not accept that you are mentally incapable of remembering your own passwords?

>>59066020
I do; dozens of random 20+ character passwords is too hard for me to bother remembering so I use a password manager.

>>59066058
>password manager
Best password manager?

>>59066075
I use keypass

>>59065090
>military grade encryption
What bullshit ad did you read that from?
That literally doesn't mean anything, please stop trying to use buzzwords to spice up your moot argument

>>59065199
The company doesn't even lose profits in this case, since they weren't gonna sell the product to you in the first place.

>>59064932
In most privacy cases they sue you because they can prove that you have downloaded the content because they have logged your IP connecting to the swarm and then acquired info from your ISP. However, if the only evidence they have are the files on your hard disk, they can't prove shit. For example, you may have downloaded them from a direct download site, which is 100% legal.

>>59065897
Well I could obviously endure the torture while thinking about the millions of dollaridoos I will receive in compensation after I take the torture case to court (I'm white and not a muslim, so people would actually give a shit about me getting tortured). That, or just hit the hard drive with a hammer. They may be able to rescue data from a broken disk, but they sure as fuck can't recover data from an encrypted and shattered disk.

>>59064631
wake up and be thankfull i live in a democratic country

>>59065864
>muh search warrents
Nobody is talking about those, only you.

>>59066135
Yeah and the bank doesnt lose money when you rob it because its insured.

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>>59066248
>thread about police raids
>"durr search warrants are off-topic hurr"
How braindamaged can one be?

Microwave my hdd and my ssd.
Then go out cuz nothing left to hide

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>>59066424
You realize that "Nothing to hide from the police" is an argument AGAINST search warrants?

>>59065399
>>59065478
Look, cunt, the only way to prevent that shit would be to criminalize encryption and it's distribution, so instead of a short list of cases involving encryption, many of which ended with a conviciton anyway, you would have a fuckhuge list of normal people in prison who just wanted to protect their data from thieves and a list of cryptresearchers who thought people should have access to the thing. Not to mention that the algorithms are on fucking wikipedia, and some of them are taught as part of university courses, so what would really happen is that criminals would still use black market encryption software, while normal people would be fucked in the ass by the lack of encryption.

>>59064733
192.168.1.1

>>59066548
Shoo shoo NAMBLA shill.

>>59066567
271.39.145.175

>>59065253
Is that the
1
2
3 4
Meme? I would like to save it if so

>>59065536
>no right is absolute
This is the stupidest fucking
fuck you

>The state is here to look out for me, I trust them totally to not use back doors unless they have a reason :)

eat peanutbutter and yeast. then strip. wait. profit.

>>59066548

Damn, ISIS Internet Defence Force out in full force tonight!

>>59066672
Yep, Though I dont have the one thats in between this and the original. If you have it, can you post it?

>>59064631
I use Windows, Chrome and Android. I am already part of the botnet.

>>59064733
192.168.1.1

>>59066685

>rights are absolute
lrn2law

They aren't.

>>59066696
tf will that do?
>inb4 why don't you do it to find out
I'm not doing something saw on 4chan. I'm not retarded.

>>59064631
I call 112 and inform them that there are armed people from another country next to my house.
Then I wait for the anti-terrorist unit to arrive.

>>59064631
sudo ./delettis

Let's say the feds think you have some sort of illegal info on your PC that can get them an arrest on you, but you end up having nothing besides some pirated movies and games.
Could they do anything? Would suck to have to pay thousands for all the pirated shit.

>>59064631
I would eat the hard drives, but I just have 10 minutes so I stick them up my ass

>>59066929
Of course they could, but would they? Probably not.

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>>59064631
Since this laptop (December 2016), i no longer store anything that is even "border-line".

All i have is bunch of anime episodes and my CD collection turned into FLACs.

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>>59066715

>>59064631
Use my Dremel drills to cut my SD cards, take out my hard drives and put them next to the strongest magnets I have in my house to destroy their data.

Now I have nothing to hide.

>>59067209
Did you make this?

Thanks, But not what I was thinking of.

>>59064631
ye old magnet to the hd metal discs.

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>>59065143

>>59066947
>Probably not.
So you're just going to leave it to probability?
Than you're fucked. The feds love catching low hanging fruit.

>>59064716
Get off my board, tripfag

>>59066147
>being this bluepilled

>>59064631
If the FBI couldn't get Hillary for the obvious national security violations of her emails, they obviously would be unable to pin anything on the average /g/ denizen.

>>59068087
>Get off my board, tripfag

! to filter specific tripfag, replace .postertrip with .postertrip:has-text(/^!BE\/4wes0mE/)
4chan.org##.postContainer:if(.post:not(.inlined) > .postInfo > .nameBlock > .postertrip)
4chan.org##.post.preview:if(.postInfo > .nameBlock > .postertrip)

>>59064631
>all my secret kebab recipes
Shout allah akhbar and kill them all.

>>59064631
Not much. I haven't done anything illegal, other than trivial things like pirating movies, but I'd still be very worried about what's going on. Especially because I work as a freelance software dev and my livelihood would be at stake if my equipment were seized.

I would turn off my iPhone and iPad so that fingerprint unlock can't be used and so that the temporal keys are removed from the SEP's memory. There wouldn't be much point to this because 1) I live in a police state of a country where I can be legally forced to unlock my devices/provide decryption keys and 2) I am a massive fucking cuck who would probably quickly give in and willingly unlock the devices as soon as they asked.

>>59064631

unmount truecrypt container, run ccleaner.

Good to go.

>>59068423
>the obvious national security violations
Stop reading breitbart, retard.

>>59064631
Release the VX gas.

It's all encrypted. I wish them luck and watch a movie or something.

>>59068965
US courts have set precedent that you may be ordered by a judge to surrender your keys/passwords if the prosecution gets a warrant for it

>>59065735
Use urandom bruv

>>59069260
Just bring my burger cart and my 3 burger gallons cola

>>59064681
To block the sunlight in the morning tbqh; keep them open until I go to sleep

>>59064698
To block the wind and rain retard

>>59065314
or they could cold boot it when they break in and pull the keys from the ram at your house

>>59069410
Yo and your anus belongs to my bbc. Don't hide yo ass, because you have nuffin to hide.

>>59069260
I wish them luck again? Their order means nothing to me.

>>59069535
it will when they can imprison you on that alone

>fbi
>third world
Most of my HDs are encrypted.

SCREAM THAT MY DATA IS IN THE CLOUD AND THAT THE COVER UP WON'T FLY ONCE GLENN GREENWALD GETS A HOLD OF THE INFORMATION then i would start masturbating to tranny porn

>make a /fucko/ thread
>don't put /fucko/ in the subject

GG OP

>>59064698
To protect my neighbors from seeing my soft shitty body naked.

>>59064631
Use bolt cutters to chop my flash drives full of media into pieces, flush them down the toilet and go about my business.

>>59070031
I'll become a martyr or flee the country. They still won't have access, which means I win.

>>59064631
get caught, all my shit is encrypted anyways
Smash the state and capitalism

would having a dummy computer in place of the real one (hidden away in the floorboards or wall and accessed via hidden panels) work? or do they do a whole sweep of the house if they find that the one they took had a different ip or mac address on it?

FUCK YOU CIA! YOUR SHILLS WON'T DESTROY AMERICA FURTHER! FUCK YOU! YOU GODDAMN PIECES OF SHIT!

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>>59064664
>>59064734
>>59064985
>normalfag mantra

>>59068423
This anon gets it.

>>59064631
I'd be more worried about the meth lab in my back yard than my computers.I got about 2lbs of the product in my garage just sitting there.

>>59071052
Maybe they hid their real stuff so well that they don't need to do anything.

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>>59065358

get in a car and drive into the desert.

>>59065143
fucking audible chuckle.

>>59064631
guess take off the fingerprint unlock on my phone and shut down everything.

burn a few sheets of paper, and i'm maybe good.

>>59064631

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>>59064631
All my passwords are written on water soluble paper so I'd just dump it in the toilet.
Then I'd use drill and hammer to wreck both my laptops and phone.

SSD sitting focus point of magnetron, flip switch, no more data.

>>59065449
If you know your own passwords they're not secure.

>>59064733
127.0.0.1

>>59064631
Allow the raid to occur then sue in court for destruction of property/defamation/etc because I've done nothing wrong

>>59064631
Turn off my computer, because all important storage is encrypted.

>>59068926
>leaked govt emails to his private email account
>her email servers got hacked
>not security violations

>russia ""hacks elections"" (supposedly, no evidence was ever shown) by sending phishing emails to retards
>scandal, security theatre, big ass show, russia is evil
fucking americans are really fucking crazy

if they catch you in your room with a hard drive broken in pieces they're gonna get you for destruction of evidence dinguses

>>59064631
Have one last fap while I still have my laptop

>>59066648
>outside of most IP Class range

1/10 for making me reply.

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>Your taste in anime is so bad it's a crime.

>>59065735
mate unless i'm mistaken this will simply create "foo.txt", containing the string "/dev/random"

>>59064631
Start furiously masturbating.

>>59065152
>wipe free space with CCleaner
Are you kidding? I have dban usb plugged in my pc at all times.

>>59065536
Rights are always absolute you fucking moron.

>>59065869
>what is plausible deniability
It's like you normies have never been tried for computer crime before.

>>59064631
Sledgehammer my hard drives because sitting in jail for destruction of evidence is better then being in debt for the rest of my life because I got the ever loving shit sued outta me for the insane amounts of pirated stuff I have.

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>>59064631
Options:

1) Go fuck yourself.

2) Wait one moment while I write down my encryption passphrase for you.

Do you have a warranty for the data on my hard drives?

No - see 1

Yes - see 2

It's that simple.

Reply to this post if you've been raided by the FBI before and lived to tell the story.

They took all my computers on some hacking charges. I ended up helping them bust some darkweb dealers and other people for a deal.

>>59069460
Keys are destroyed when dm-crypt device that use them is closed.

>>59065090
>The police can get into your bank account with a warrant. If you're committing financial fraud, you won't want them to do that.
I don't want them to do that to my bank account, period. You don't have to be a fraudster not to want people looking at your personal information. And financial records are some of the most personal information out there.

"The police" aren't some perfect idea come to life that magically doles out justice. They're people. I don't want people looking at anything I consider personal. People can't be trusted. Even if they don't personally do anything malicious with the information, they have it, and they're inadvertently judging me (personally, if not legally) based on it. They also have the ability to share it, and even the police are susceptible to theft, social engineering, or just plain talking about it to friends and family to even if they aren't supposed to.

And I'm not saying search warrants are a bad thing. I can understand that there are reasonable demands to breach my privacy should I commit a criminal act. But, just like on the internet, i want my personal information spread to as few sources as possible. The police I don't actually have much problem with, but higher governmental organizations and companies that control 80+% of the internet do not exercise the same reason. They breach our privacy constantly. And if you're American, they also get away with violating your constitutional rights because members of our government is technologically inept and/or our laws. The FBI exploits this regularly to take shortcuts, even if it means peaking in on folks like you and me.

>>59064631
heroin

>>59068423
Except Hillary did nothing wrong, you brainwashed right-wing useful idiot.

>>59075643
The exact opposite: they NEVER are, you nescient fag.

>>59078580
Well, if you believe search warrants are reasonable, then why not secure law-enforcement-only asymmetric backdoors?

>>59079016
That's like giving the police a master key to every lock on the planet but making them pinky promise cross my heart and hope to die ;^) not to use it unless they have a search warrant.

Again, they're people, just like you and me.

>>59064631
>The FBI is about to raid your house in 10 minutes.
I would call FSB.

>>59064631
Microwave hard drives and ram for 30 seconds

>>59076002
>delete everything
>Fatman erase blank space
>open door
>"just airing the place out while I fix my computer up, officer, a virus wiped my files! "

They're going to take everything regardless, no point in saving anything. Better to start over than be caught with anything. Chances are if I'm getting raided, they're looking for excuses to put me away.

>>59079041
Oh and two more things:

Unlike a lock, where the police would be likely to walk in on a family hanging out in the living room, a backdoor to a computer system could be accessed without the vast majority of users ever being made aware that it happened.

And secondly, there's no way to guarantee that a "law-enforcement-only" back door is truly law-enforcement-only. It's another needless risk to my privacy.

l-loli is legal r-right?

>>59064631
Which one of my houses? Note all of them are under the same name

Doesn't Linux encrypt your files? Or is there a way to bypass pgp?
>>59079173
Not in Canada FeelsBadMan

>>59079173
In first world countries, yes.

do nothing since i dont have anything illegal on meh pc

>>59064787
Why the fuck would they call my mother about it? This heavily implies she is the one that requested the raid.

I feel like the Yakuza series is missing a huge opportunity with co-op.

I'm not saying make the entire game coop because that would limit story telling, but either a side story or arcade style side missions.

Hell, 90% of the mini games would be awesome to play with friends as well.

>>59064726
No joke this
My drives are hot swap for this reason

>>59064631
Nothing. I have pirated Windows, Office, Photoshop and some music, but that means jack shit in my country(and the music is from web labels). I don't even have questionable porn - only MLP(non anthro).

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>>59064631
Call the cops and get the FBI agents arrested because I'm not in america

>>59064716
Not even in your dreams

>>59065531
Again your still making yourself look like a fucking idiot.

>be human
> Ignore natural selection by inventing things
> Advance technology using math
> Store representations of information as electricity
> Apply math transformations to digital representations of electricity which can be interpreted as information of some form
> "DONT DO THAT MATH TO THAT ELECTRICITY"

Arguments against encryption make me literally fucking vomit

>>59065531
>what is presumption of innocence

>>59083878
>be human
>be an arrangment of molecules than can be interpreted as life of some form
>invent a gun
>use this to slightly rearrange the arrangement of molecules on another human

Arguments against murder make me literally fucking vomit

microwave everything that contains data

>>59083934
Yea you left out the part where the only reason you don't rearrange anyone's molecules is because you are afraid of a different group of people rearranging yours.

>>59083964
Projecting much? Normal people simply don't feel that need, the punishment is secondary.

>>59083964
No I dont actually want to murder anyone I'm not a psychopath

>>59084004
>>59084071
Using a gun to rearrange some molecules implies murder about as much as encrypting some data implies throwing your HDD in the microwave

AM I BEING DETAINED?!?!

FBI raids still look for desktops? I imagine everyone uses only their phones now.

>>59065771
> this custom-made one-of-a-kind diamond ring isn't sold in my country (or anywhere), I get to steal it

Nothing really,

I don't have anything illegal on my hardrive just some embarrassing sissy/trap porn

The FBI guys would probably just laugh then leave

>>59084903
See >>59065221

>>59065152
>>59075619
>implying CCleaner or DBAN will do their job in 10 minutes

>>59064664
This

>>59064631
>sorry FBI sir, I lost my HDDs in a boating accident

Take m2 drive, and flush down toilet.

>Sir, we have found approximately 1438 GB of pictures of what appears to be pizza

>>59064664
fpbp

del *.*

>>59064631
All theyll find is a couple torrents that i dont even use anymore. I could just delete them and write over them.

https://youtu.be/mrg3EiPOzjA

>>59070599
>goes to prison
>wins

>>59064631
so lets say a friend has a couple gigs of pirated porn (18+), how much trouble would he be in?

>>59065071
they have tech sniffing dogs that would easily find that

>>59067257
>take out my hard drives
Why not simply drilling through the laptop? You'll save time.

>>59073437
You could just eat the paper.

>>59087061
probably a fine because they feel bad about raiding someone who didn't have anything interesting, and you technically broke the law, although an unenforced law

>>59064631
I have literally nothing to hide.

>>59079016
>law-enforcement-only asymmetric backdoors

Because, as time has proven again and again, it WILL be cracked and the consequences would be so fucking massive that I would honestly expect rioting I'm every city.

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>>59064631

sudo cat /dev/zero > /dev/sd*

>>59064631
tfw the fbi has to listens to the shitty music i make