Hey guys since girls don't like me I decided I'd learn

Program a gf

>>58990655

You could travel back in time and write BitCoin. You could be drowning in pussy if you had money

You could travel back in time and write SnapChat. Girls love sending nudes to chads and guys who know how to fake being chads with other peoples photos. Lure them into meeting you at a restaurant and play the ol "does this smell like chloroform"

You could write some code that interfaces with your brain and reminds you could just lower your standards. Obviously you belong with a bitchy possessive hamplanet anyway if you thought this thread was a good idea

>>58990710
I don't know why you're under the impression I have too high of standards. It's rather dehumanizing how you refer to fat girls.

>>58990655
>learn java
>code an app
>get a lot of users
>spy on them
>sell their data
>sell your app to some big company for millions
>get any girl you want because you got money

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Leave taytay out of this!

>>58990655
the hair looks like it was washed with piss.
I won't complain.

>>58990655
>you're open carrying on our date to applebees?

>>58991033
she's a ho

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>>58990727

How girls say they want to be treated and how they actually want to be treated never ever ever ever align.

Your inability to objectify women is why so many of them are fucking coal burners.

Rope yourself to a garbage truck you backbirth.

>>58990655
>buy up tons of bitcoin and set a a easy exchange and make hundreds of millions
This is literally how mt.gox got started.

>>58991181
You got some serious issues you're projecting.
Don't you have somewhere to be and something to do, maybe a methlab to blow up because you forgot to put out your cigarette before you decided to raep your cousin?

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>>58991181
My fucking sides are in another dimension

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>>58991122
>implying a girl would go on a date with me
nice try k