Things that trigger your autism. >people who type with two

>>58960733
People who type with two fingers have a bigger social life than you.

>people who get their autism triggered

>person typing
>they turn capslock on
>press one key
>then turn capslock off

Why do people do this? Do they not know how to use shift properly while typing?

>>58960733
People who use duck duck go

>>58961385
>people that haven't disabled caps lock

>>58961391
Why? They dont hide all my streaming site...

>>58960733
>Leaving 17 tabs open in their browser

My fucking COMPUTER SCIENCE professors do this shit all the time.

People who type "youtube.com" into google then click the top link.

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>>58962720

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>>58962726

I use two fingers to type with a thumb for space and have a 110wpm typing speed.

Fuck off, retard.

>>58962695
U have true autism fag there is nothing wrong with having 122 tabs in ur Firefox browser.

>>58961385

Mac users. I don't know if it's just a coincidence or if back in the day shift behaved differently on Macs but I don't think I know any non-Mac users who do this.

>disclaimer: they're still a minority, even most of the Mac users I know don't do it

>>58962775
this

>>58961248
You are right but damn that was harsh

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>>58962726

>>58960733
I typed with 3 fingers and it hurts your hand at the long run, also using all 11 fingers just werks better

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>elderly family member asks me to look something up
>procedes to poke at the display to indicate what to click next, using enough force to distort the image

>>58961391
What's wrong with DDG?

People who refer to their computer as their CPU.

>>58964360
nobody does this

>>58961385
Capslock should be backspace

>>58964395
Almost every girl does this.

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>>58960733
>people who refer to the monitor as "the computer"
literally every mac user

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>>58961391
fucking this

>People referring to SD cards as SIM cards
It's legitimately confusing because the store I work at handles both.
>People asking me if I can "break" their phone
They can mean anything from resetting their forgotten screen lock to activation lock to carrier unlock. Whenever I ask them to elaborate they always struggle to explain what they really want. If someone says this, I just try to sell them a hammer.

>>58960733
>people who type with two fingers
Sorry I can't stop doing the thing that I've developed to do for years.

>>58961344
>People who get dubs

>>58964395
My brother does this no matter how much I correct him. I think he thinks its cool

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>>58962785
You, anon, are the reason why I hate doing group projects in lab. Your millions of tabs just all up in my face.

>>58961385
YES, THEY ARE FUCKING RETARDS

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>>58962877
>11 fingers

>>58962785
>this is the same person that bitches about how much RAM Firefox uses

>>58964360
>>58964395
Some guy i used to work with did.

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>>58960733
people who think that gold plating makes digital signals better. this makes me rage so hard. shielding and build quality I appreciate and frequency rating but this meme kills me.

>>58960733
>not typing with only two fingers at once

>>58964738
I'll never understand how they didn't realize that it looks like a buck-toothed chink wearing glasses?

Or maybe they did, and released it anyway, ironically?

wait...you're not supposed to type with two fingers?

>>58965031
It was clearly intentional to cater to the 12-year-old "gamer" crowd

>>58961385
It's quicker than shift if you do it instinctually.

>>58965068
Keep telling yourself that.

>>58962695
I have 26 tabs open, spread across three windows on two monitors.

Fucking fight me

>>58962775
A wild liar appears.

>>58965068
>pressing two more buttons is faster than just putting your pinky down while typing

>>58965109
I'll literally prove it but I wont take a video, give me a link

>tfw type with index fingers and thumb only at 120wpm

>>58965161
http://typing-speed-test.aoeu.eu/

>>58964360
My mom calls it the Hard Drive

I type 95 wpm, or an average of 85, and I type with two fingers. fuck your mother

>people who call directories 'folders'

>>58962720
I type 4chan into google and click the top link

I type with my index fingers and thumbs. I had already taught myself by the time I took a typing class, and I was too stubborn to unlearn my accumulated bad habits.

What is that even called, where you're pecking but there's no hunting involved?

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>>58960733
people that call the internet Wi-Fi

>>58960733
people who think Haskell is useful

ITT people defending their terrible typing form with fake stats

>>58960733
>people that enable caps lock to write a single capital letter

>sperglords on a Japanese anime website trying to feel better about themselves

>>58965068
big lol! good one, grandma

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>>58962695
>tfw 30 tabs open right now

>>58964738
>you want pray game

>>58960733
cia niggers

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>>58966209
FUCKING THIS
I'm putting myself into an autistic tizzy just thinking about this.

>>58961248
Wrong I type with two fingers and can't remember the last time I left my house to do something social.

Beeping that I can't find the source of.

>>58960733
That tiny shift key.

>>58962720
people who type 'google' into the google search bar in their browser

>>58960733
you

>>58965619
mmm yes

>>58960733
>images.duckduckgo.com.jpg
>people who use duckduckgo

>>58966358
>Watching teacher work her laptop
>Types Google into browser
>Doesn't press enter
>"Oh, the internet usually gets overloaded about this time of day"
>Closes the browser and opens a new one

>pair programming
Project manager keeps trying to force us to do it.
Drives me up the fucking wall.

>People who call the computer tower the "hard drive"

>>58966433
who does this?

>>58964360
I can kinda understand where those people are coming from. They probably think ComPUter. Also, when you stand back and look at your computer as a whole, if you don't know how all the hardware inside works, it could technically be read as a "central processing unit".

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>>58965137
>using your pinky to hold shift

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>>58966209
FUCK THEM ACTING EVERYWHERE LIKE THEY KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ANY TECH

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>>58966456
My grandpa. I have tried to tell him that it is not the hard drive but he just rolls it off by saying "EHH YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN"

>not knowing difference between hibernate, suspend, shutdown, and reboot. On any device.

>>58966484
everybody uses their pinky

>>58960733
>that tiny left shift

>>58966484
the fuck else would I use?

>>58964420
No it should be control

>the entire python language
>being too retarded to keep apart bits and bytes
>falsly converting kilo- and megabytes

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>>58960733
>People who touch mine, or their computer screen to point at something.

FUCK OFF ASSHOLE

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>>58960733
Apple hardware

i am autistic problem??

>>58966484
Use my pinky to do the gote

Referring to the computer itself as the "CPU"

>>58962695
I have a minimum of 15 tabs at all times, shit I need to remember to buy, do, download and follow instructions for, read, watch, jerk of to, and shit that I know I'll forget about if I go to sleep. You are truly autistic no not use this miracle of memory assistance.

My programming professor who works at university types "google.lv" right in the google search bar and clicks first link. Sounds unbelievable but it is true, i want to kill myself.

>>58960733
my doctor types like that

>>58961385
My girlfriend actually types like this. She didnt know about shift before I told her.

>>58960733
My girlfriend refers to monitor as computer and she thinks my two monitors mean theres two computers.

>>58962720
My girlfriend does this. Ive seen her search google to the adress bar aswell.

Yeah shes fucking retarded

>>58967960
You shouldn't have children with retarded people, you know.

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>>58960733
>people that think DuckDuckGo doesn't track you because they promised not to
>people who own "gamer" mice or keyboards
>people who think there is such thing as ethical consumption under capitalism

>>58964360
Well they're right since only what the CPU does matters. Rest is for manchildren gaymers or codemonkeys.

>>58961385
When I was little I spent years not knowing what shift did and now that I do I'm already used to doing this
Old habits die hard

>>58968011
>"gamer" mice
Prove that gaming mice aren't the most useful and comfortable mice on the marked.

I won't wait since you can't.

>>58960733
Cut your goddamn fucking finger nails.
But yeah, I do over-the-phone support and people are like "Okay the computer is off" and it's been a literal second and so I tell them No the computer not the monitor and then they say "Oh sorry I am a techno <insert something here like dinosaur or whatever>" and I go "Hahahaha DID YOU THINK OF THAT YOUR FUCKING SELF I SWEAR THERE IS NO ORIGINAL THOUGHT IN THE WORLD FUCCCJKJK"

>>58960733
>people who type with two fingers
Usually I'm fine with that.
Unless I see this in a bank, office, workplace where position pretty much requires you to work with computer most of the time and person still uses only 2 fingers to do their job...
This is fucking absurd...

>>58962775
110 words per minute with two fingers? how many characters per minute? 110 also?

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>>58962726

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>>58960733
americlaps calling solder "sodder"

You don't call cup holders "cup hodders"
You don't tell your faggot friend that their beer needs to be "codder"
You don't store paperwork in manila "fodders"

WHY THE FUCK U DO DIS YOU COCK CLIMBING FAGGOTS?

>>58968562
The date is currently 2/16/17

>>58968562
i do all of those things

and call gif a "gif" not a "jif"

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>person types www.google.com
>person then searches what they're looking for

>>58968769
I do this so it doesn't show up in my browser history you nonce

>>58968532
> .au
Checks out

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>>58967960
>My girlfriend

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>>58960733
Pic related, I average 95WPM with semi-touchtype hunt n' peck (hands on the home rows, pointers used for letters and space, other fingers used for other keys).

I have used computers since my father taught me how to play vidya on a desktop when I was 2 y/o, back in 98' (the computer had a fucking Voodoo2!). Hunt n' peck is pretty much how everyone starts out using keyboards.

They tried to teach me how to properly touch-type in 3rd grade, and I was so fast at typing with hunt n' peck (comparative to other 3rd graders) that it was impossible to re-learn at that point.

Two fingers != bad at typing.

>>58961248
Can confirm, have friends & gf.

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>>58967647
Apple mouses are so retarded
you cant even browse the web with pic related.

>>58968036
>gamer mouse
>more useful and comfortable than a MX Master

>>58969246
>MX Master
I seriously cannot see that being more comfortable than the G400(s).

Any kind of toolbar on a browser

OS with taskbar beeing more than 1 line of height

OS taskbar stacking same program windows

FUCKING mm/dd/yyyy date format

RGB on every new component. SSD rgb when??

>>58966315
Fuck off new fag

>>58968021
ram, motherboard, and power supply are all pretty important anon

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People who use more then 1 monitor. YOU DON'T NEED IT. Just admit you fell for the meme.

>>58969524
FUCKING THIS this faggotry propaganda needs to die

>>58960733

i had that problem until i discovered dvorak

People who have 1000 icons/shortcuts on the desktop

I still type with two fingers and I'm 10x faster than anyone I know. I don't need to win typing competitions

>>58969233
>mouses

>>58960733
>double clicking on links
>intense staring at keyboard while typing (by people who have used computers for 10+ years)
>"ok what's your password?"-"I don't know"
>"Please help me with the computer"
>"okay, what does it say when you do X?"
>"It doesn't let me"
>"Why what does it say?"
>"It doesn't let me. Oh, you want me to READ it?"
>"YES"
>"ok it says this"
>"alright there should be a green button click it"
>"I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about, there is no gr... oh here it is yeah"

>>58962785
There is if you leave the fucking thing open 24/7 and consistently use thatm any fucking tabs instead of using BOOKMARKS like everyone else, then go on the internet and lie about how slow firefox is

>>58969664
This.

I seriously don't know how anyone manages having upwards of 100 tabs open in any browser at once.

I have neatly organized bookmark folders. If I'm looking at porn I might have around fifty or so tabs open, but otherwise I only have say, four to six open, because I close tabs that I'm not using.

>>58969598
All hunt and pecking retards say that.
Hurr i'm faster anyways.
In reality you can't full two pages of A4 because you get tired and you make mistakes every three characters.
Nice """"""speed""""""

>>58969703
>you can't full
How ironic. And no, if I got tired that quickly I'd do something about it. I don't.

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>>58964896
This shit, I swear. It makes no fucking sense for digital signals, and for analog signals it's more about preventing corrosion and properly shielding connections than the need for highly conductive metals. And even then you're better of using silver rather than gold.

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>>58967638
>mfw fuckwad at work does this all the goddamn time
>doesn't even do so with the soft pad of his finger, but with the tip, somewhat jamming his nails across the screen and scratching it

You know those second hand screens? That look scratched up as hell, and you wonder HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT HAPPEN? It's because of people like that. Constantly fingerfucking their screens with unclipped dirty nails. At least it's not my own screen he's fucking up.

>>58969563
Sure, I don't _need_ it, but it's nice to have.

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>>58969638
>"ok what's your password?"-"I don't know"
GOD
FUCKING
DAMNIT
ARE THESE PEOPLE EVEN SENTIENT?

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>>58961385
>tfw this is how I always do it

>>58961385
Because caps lock is on the resting row.

>>58966209
The people who refer to the WWW as "The Internet"

>>58969934
>Trying to set up the fingerprint reader on older guy's phone
>It's going well, even though the setup makes you swipe your finger 30 times or so in different directions and has to be done by the old guy for obvious reasons
>"Please enter a backup password"
>Tries to enter a 4 character password
>"Too short"
>After about 30 seconds of contemplation, he adds two additional characters
>"Must contain a number"
Another 30 seconds of contemplation, adds another character
>"Please confirm your password"
>He looks at me confused. I tell him to enter the password he just created again.
>Another 30 seconds passes
>Him: "I dont remember"
>Me: "fuck my life"

>>58966433
>People who call the motherboard the hard drive even after being corrected several times
I've seen some shit

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>>58962938
>>58961501
Pic very related

>>58970230
Ever notice how your pinky finger is almost exactly 1 key-height shorter than your ring finger?

>>58970338
So I just need to block amazon/bing scripts and I'm good, nice.

The rest was written by an idiot who doesn't know what nginx is.

>>58970338
That infographic is made retarded by the last parts.
Seriously
'What is my IP'
And 'what is my user agent'
Is sent to the server every time you load a page. Like literally that's what happens when you go to a website, your browser sends your IP and your Useragent and from your IP they can get your rough location no problem.

>>58969524
I just want RGB water.

>>58960733

>mom and dad blamed the bad computer performance on me because of "my games killing the computer" but completely disregarded the idiocy of my sister using limewire to download songs in .exe format

I'm 22 and have long since gotten my own computer/moved out but holy fuck does this fucking trigger me.

>>58962726

I do this when high desu senpai

>>58970360
I don't understand.

For some reason I type with two fingers on computers that aren't mine.

>>58965031
So... it is not Asian Transformers, Robots with Slanted Eyes?

>>58965068
>>58965137
Okay guys, emacs or vim?

>>58965600
How do you guys get better dexterity? Two finger 65 wpm here.

>>58969563
You don't need a house either. Go sleep under a bridge.

>>58969233
Don't forget the hockey puck

>>58970929
Fuck emacs I've never seen anybody using it.

Vim is pretty good.

>>58971041
Fuck vim only tryhards use it

Emacs is pretty good. Especially when deamonized

>>58968021
>People asking how old my computer is
>People that don't know what OS they are using
>People that buy gaming laptops and are ignorant of technology
>People that bash Windows 8.1 and proceed to praise Windows 10
>People that throw everything in one massive directory so everything becomes difficult for them to find
>People that beg me to join Steam
>Anyone using Internet Explorer or Google Chrome
>Anyone using Norton and has no idea how to turn it off
>Anyone using the default wallpaper
>Anyone who uses their speakers with a microphone...and has Windows sounds on... and has no idea how to turn it off
>Anyone that doesn't know where their C: drive is
>Anyone that gets mad at me for an embedded video being tiny
>Anyone who gets scammed and still doesn't get what a scam is
>Anyone who complains about their computer being broken, but when they show me they spam past the error messages
>Someone believing the problem with why they crashed in some MMO was because most games don't work with Intel, only AMD.
>People that think Alienware = the most powerful computer out there
>People that buy and brag about their Alienwares and tell me that I should dump my custom build for one
>People that consider themselves masters of the computer simply because they know the monitor isn't the computer itself and don't know any of the internal parts.
>People that ask me for help, then start closing windows and doing whatever they wish without waiting for direction.
>People that ask for technical help and beg me to please hurry.
>The fact that every person I know in real life is so primitive that they find 2 monitors an absolutely amazing thing.
>Due to knowing technology, I must be a hacker. Ergo, if they forget their passwords, it was because I hacked them.

These are just the ones technology related. Yes, I know I get triggered easily by any normie.

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>people who have to look at the keyboard to type
I never knew so many people did this until I got keycaps without legends. Even young people who use a computer every day can't type by muscle memory.
also, people who use windows 7+ and keep their taskbar in any configuration but this one

>>58970477
I think I remember you. Are you the guy who's parents gave his laptop to his sister because he installed linux?

>>58971328
This post made me really upset. Holy shit I am mad now.

FUCK EVERYONE WHO DOES THESE THINGS

>>58970477
>>58971411
I do too. You got a sad life and a stupid sister

>>58969233
My college uses them and I just discovered that there is in fact a previous page button but no forward page button.
As usual, it's awkward and can be accidentally pressed.

>>58971202
Deamonized?

Is this a OS or a text editor?

>>58971564
It's actually an Emacs-lisp interpreter but whatever.

>>58961385
People who want to type characters with diacritics in caps on GANOO/LOONUX

>>58971590
Emacs itself is a Lisp interpreter?

>>58971624
People who use the term GNU/Linux make me angry.

You don't say Firefox/Windows either. Just because the kernel alone isn't a whole OS doesen't mean every piece of software on it has to be mentioned in its name.

>>58964896
>le troll face XDDD
Get out.

>>58965619
>people who call folders 'directories' or 'catalogs'

>>58971668
Windows/NT babby detected

>>58970488
Glad I'm not the only one.

>>58967469
No, it should be escape.

>>58966395
Reddit still doesn't know how to use greentext.

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>>58967850
This shit

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>>58965619
like MS Windows?

>>58968562
whoa... epic meme face...

>>58971639
Yes.

You can write lisp code and initialize it.

>>58968995
your ceiling is slower than that of a normal typist and also it probably hurts your hands way more

>>58967960
It should be against the law for stupid people to breed. You're not breeding with her, are you anon?

>>58962775
Two fingers pleb here, I'm pretty sure around 110-120wpm is where this form tops out since I've been at the same for a few years now. I can do around 140 in small bursts though

>>58969703
This is honestly partially true, but even then, it takes a lot more than "two pages of A4" to produce any level of discomfort from strain, and even then, it only slows me down to a 90-100 wpm average instead of completely killing my ability to type

Sometimes I'll catch myself using my middle fingers or other fingers sparingly, because of tiredness, which makes me wonder if eventually I'll adapt to naturally use all the fingers on my hands.

>>58968021
>2017
>he still runs his programs on the cpu
Pajeet gpgpu has been a thing for a while

>>58971750
>screenshot is a 3MB png of a taken photo of a screen
this is beyond shitposting

>>58968647
the only acceptable format is YYYY/MM/DD, files and directories are automatically sorted by date when sorted alphabetically

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>>58962890
>Mother's computer is running slowly
>She thinks the internet isn't strong enough, upgrades her internet package
>She now has 100 mbps for Candy Crush
>It's actually because she is running Windows 10 with 36 tabs open on Chrome
>And Skype
>Hasn't restarted her computer in weeks
>Wonders why her phone works just fine
>It's not even connected to the wifi, she's been using 4G for years exclusively on her phone
"I've been working with computers longer than you've been alive, Anon! I know what I am doing."
>Okay mom
>mfw

>>58971884
No this is Microsoft Windows

>>58960733
can you even touch type properly tho? it's not even hard to learn
>keybr.com

>>58962695
there's nothing wrong with that. the only problem is that the bloated web browsers and web pages can use up too much memory so after a certain limit you start thrashing the harddrive big time.

>>58971705
GNU/Hurd user detected

>>58962775
>>58971811
i doubt it, maybe if you put a huge amount of effort into it and only for a vert short duration. with touch typing you can type fast effortlessly and with hardly any strain. this is hugely important if you spend a lot of time at the computer like if you're a programmer or something.

>>58962720
>>58962726
I do this for every site I visit every day

VLC.

>>58971955
yeah the VLC devs are fucking retarded

>>58969246
>MX Master

You mean a dumbed down G502?
Because
>same body
>shitty side wheel you'll probably never use for anything because that placement is idiotic
>garbage back/forward buttons stacked on top of each other
>not programmable
>Max DPI of 1600
>More expensive than the Core

The big advantage of touch typing isn't that you are faster. You probably are, but typing speed isn't a real bottleneck for any job that isn't secretary bullshit. The big advantage is that you can type without ever looking at the keyboard.

>>58967322
My hands are small so I have to use my dick if I'm really intently typing and don't want to reposition my hands. I can't type capital letters unless I have an erection.

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>>58961421
This.

>>58965068
Anon's right though. I've done both methods and once you have been situated to hitting caps lock rather than Ctrl it's so much easier to hit t-u and it's a simple 1-2 tap. Just because you're unable to see the benefits to something doesn't mean it's not optimal

>>58972041
i could type without looking with the shitty 3 finger technique i had before learning touch typing. but yeah the main benefits are not having to look away from the screen and also that you're straining your hands/fingers much less since you don't have to move them very much.

>>58960733
Retards with shitty OEM keyboards.

Anything wireless that you don't carry around all the time.

Macfags who ask if a mouse, keyboard or something else standardized will work with their Mac.

>>58964420
Colemak is like that.

>>58969246
>>58969315
>>58972024

>It is programmable
>treating dpi like it's fucking matters because you're a sperglord.
>side wheel does it's job.
>It's business oriented you faggot. Ever worked in a spreadsheet?

>>58964420
>>58972079
That actually sounds kind of nice.

>>58960733
if you only knew the number of people who ask me wheres the computer when I deploy a iMac to their workstation because they claim to be a "Mac person"

>>58967469
this and caps lock should be on left control, at least if you have a use for caps lock like when typing MACRO_NAMES

>>58965619
>people who call drawers 'folders'

>>58967647
This.
Overpriced standard x86 hardware and horrible OEM-tier chiclet keyboards for no reason.

>>58966430
that means you're a bad developer.

inb4 you externalize all your personality defects blaming the situation on literally every single other human on the planet.

>>58960733
People who calls windows computers as PC. So their machines that run osx are shared with three public like a meat toilet?

>>58972137
Poorfag detected.

>>58966430
if you git gud you won't have to do it. if you're decent they might do it because they want you to teach the other developers but if you're a top tier developer you'll have more freedom to do whatever you want.

>>58961385
The only time I do that is if I accidentally hit caps lock while trying to press shift. I tend to slap my hands on the keyboard like an autist but I make the best of it.

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>>58972153

>>58966430
It depends a lot on the problem and on the person you are pair programming with. It can be very fun and productive or just waste of time.

>>58960733
where i come from the monitor and computer are one and the same

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>>58969563
people that use then and than interchangeably

>>58960733
I type with four fingers instead of normal, but type faster than most people, I know it's wrong and I know I can abscond to maximum velocity but I can't make myself fix it.

>>58972234
you just think its shit because you're a bitterly mad poor person

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>>58972044
>My hands are small so I have to use my dick if I'm really intently typing and don't want to reposition my hands. I can't type capital letters unless I have an erection.
>My
>I
>I'm
>I
>I

>>58972063
Ur windows look nice, is this 8.1 embedded or normal?

>>58972668
He was jacking off to anime and took a break to type that duh

>>58967638
I want to bite off those cheeks and watch her bleed to death

>>58971328
literally nobody ever bashed 8.1

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This!

>>58972063
Window Blinds or Aero Glass?

>>58972063
>>58972674
Fucking hell I'm retarded, nevermind.

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>>58972674
Windows Embedded 8.1 Industry

>>58972799
Is there any way to get this look on plain 8.1?

>>58972821
The theme is Soft8.1 by Neiio

>>58972761
this. the complaints were about 8.0

>>58960733
>Anon help my computer is running slow!
How much memory do you have?
>250GB
No, memory, not storage.
>What?

>>58961385
I do this for capital umlaut letters and unfortunately it's become a habit for other letters as well.

>>58972834
Thank you

Direction markings on rca cables.

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>>58968995
you should learn to use a few more fingers, I do not type correctly but even with cold hands I still shrek you m8

>>58961391
Why not hate DDG for fooling people with false privacy?

>>58972640
It's just overpriced x86 hardware. If this was still 2004 when they used PPC I could understand it, but you're just overpaying for the same shit you can get in any Dell, or just loose components.

>>58964395
> He doesn't know about CPU holders

>call the computer the CPU

>>58972076
I bought an $11 Microsoft keyboard when I built a $1200 system.
I don't give a fuck. It works.

>>58971328
Mfw I frequently help old people who not only have Norton but pay for it

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>>58969246
I use MX master at work and that thing has got to be the biggest piece of crap ever shat out of Logitech's anus.

> scroll wheel has two modes, one acts like freescrolling (but not really) the other one just scroll an uneven number of pages
> autistic forward/back buttons all crammed to the side because MUH SIDE SCROLLBUTTON
>Useless thumb button with minimal to no customization options (cant set a custom application or action like I can with models compatible with Logi Gaymen Software)
> overall shit tier software compared to LGS (oh, and it does the same auto install bullshit just like Razer's Synapse)

Do I even have to mention the sensor?

>finally convince mom to write down passwords so I don't have to drive over just to work out why "the entire internet is broken"

>look at her password notebook and see she has written everything in uppercase

>>58973265
I just bought one and it works fine
I use the 2nd scroll wheel to change tabs

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>>58973265
Oh yeah and also

>>58973243
Why do old people like Norton so much?

>when a music mix on youtube has the same song (or a different remix of the same song) twice

>>58973770
it was the first anti-virus

>>58973566
it's probably all lowercase anyway

>>58970477
Holy fuck are you the infamous
1
2
34
Dude i wanted to fucking murder your family after reading that story. Have you ever told them off since then and opened their eyes?

>>58966292
Well, when you only have 1 hand free its kind of useful.

>>58972761
Actually, everyone around me is a normie. The ones that know what an OS is treats 8.1 like a terrible sports team. 7 was amazing, 10 is pretty good, and 8.1 is terrible. Got an error message doing something? This is evidence that 8.1 is the worst OS ever (expect comments like "Lol, told you Windows 8.1 was terrible). These people believe 8.1 has forced updates, absolutely terrible performance, and crashes constantly. Everyone around me is not just bashing the original 8, but 8.1, either because they never tried the revamp or just dislike the default settings.