ISRO sets world record in the space arena by sending 104 satellites

>104 cubesats
damn...

POO

IN

LOO

>>58956751
>BIGGEST
>GLOBAL
>POOPER
>POWER

Typical pajeet/chink behaviour
>white men make amazing technological breakthrough
>subhumans copy it and do something mediocre with it

>>58956797
>new record
>mediocre

stay mad racist

>>58956797
big mads

>>58956751
Even their rockets shit in a spray. Fucking Indian food.

>>58956828
>>58956807
I just wanted to out the pajeets in the thread. They're the only ones dumb enough to reply. White guys win again :D.

>>58956751
Great, more unnecessary shit in orbit.

I can't wait for the chain reaction to begin.

>>58956885
>:D

he mad

>>58956890
this
they're clearly setting up an attack on other satellites
they been planning it for ages now. and all the "space junk" they keep sending to smash into other orbital objects is very very expensiv

Designated shitting moon by 2020?

I need an edit of an indian rocket packet to the full with satelitesa and some even stuck on the side/front like people on their trains are.

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>>58956751

>SCATSAT
>Launch site SDSC-SHART

You can't make this shit up.

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>>58957402

are you sure that this wasn't just a cluster bomb?

>>58957402
SCATSAT is real but it's SHAR, someone just need on the page

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>>58957402
>SCATSAT

>>58956751
>LITERALLY SHITTING IN SPACE

>>58956751
BIGGEST

GLOBAL

SUPER

P O O

>>58956751
>104 new debris + jettisoned rocket bodies to track

fixed.

also thanks india for using space as your designated shitting area.

P O O
O
O

>>58957402

Congrats, you edited the page.

>.cms

>>58959356
underbatted

Must have been shitty tiny ones.

>fly rocket into LEO
>push open door button
>drop 105 gopro cameras into orbit
>WE DID IT GUIS WE SUBER OWNER :DDDDDdddd

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>>58957402
They really don't fucking help themselves

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BASED INDIA

SUPERPOWER BY 2030

JAI HIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>58956751
>Indian Satellite explodes into 104 pieces

>>58956751
>implying we need more debris orbiting earth

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>>58956751
>No longer content with shitting in their own streets, India takes to the air and starts spraying fecal matter over the entire planet, breaking Russian record in the process, leaving the world to wonder if Indian scientists know what the Kessler Syndrome actually is, or if they can even read in the first place.

>ITT no one is scared of the fact tbat prior to 1750, India and China made up 54% of the global gdp

You're all shitting ducks.
You should all Learn mandarin and or hindi pretty shartish if you want to survive.

>>58963167
>>58963004
>>58959625
>>58956917
>>58956890
>>58956850
>>58956797

96/104 of those pieces of debris are american shatelites, retards

>>58964206
Maybe China shouldn't have gotten so damn hooked on Opium then.

>>58964267
Perhaps, but the uncanny ability of the anglo to jew everyone else shouldn't be underestimated.

>concerted, deliberate effort to get a nation hooked on drugs because muh shekels
>ban weaving of cotton by rule of violence.....oh look pajeet, we just so happened to import all this cloth from England, u wnt 2 buy?? ;;)

Anglos are truly worthy servants of the merchant philosophy

>>58956751
DESIGNATED SHITTING ORBIT

>>58963050
I want to poo in their loo, if you know what I mean.

Can't shit in lol. Decides to shit in space instead.

Seriously, it's fucking space junk now

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>>58956751
sure, pajeet

>>58967552
>working cattle
>india

>>58956751
Neat, but what exactly do the satellites do?

I like how they don't mention how many of them actually worked

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>>58957402

>>58956751
SK?

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>>58956751
>ISRO sets world record by sending 104 indians to the call center in a single car

>>58956751
>putting all that fucking shit into space
Great, now we have to look out for 104 turds when we try to stick something useful up there.

>>58968196
>104
>record

You dont know shit senpai.

>>58956906
>>:D
>
>he mad

he mad

>>58968224
>104 turds
96 turds, the rest weren't american.

>>58964206
>implying I didnt already whip out my "most common 1000 chinese characters" list

>>58961690
No, it's real

>>58968196
>that guy with a boner

>>58956751
Great, now they're not only shitting up their streets, they're launching all their shit into space, too. Not like there isn't already enough garbage floating around. And of course nobody claims responsibility for cleaning up the junk.

>>58964228
It's amazing how uninformed people on this site are about technology sometimes.

>>58967710
A lot of them are owned by Planet, a global imagine company.
They will allow for rapid imaging of anywhere in the world due to being in polar orbit. They obviously don't have great cameras because they are cubesats, but Planet also owns some other satellites that can do higher resolution/magnification images but they're not in as advantageous orbits.

>>58956751
Let's see how many of them are functional in 10 years. Reliability is the real test.

>>58967716
Because it usually takes a few days to complete checks on satellites once they reach orbit. And that's not their problem but rather the handlers for the satellites which are mostly companies in other countries.

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WE SPACE NOW.

>>58969630
Most of them are in orbits that will re-enter in 5 years.
And that is by design.

Do the pajeetronauts let their shit float around the spaceship?

>>58969655
They just shit out the window.

India is at least trying, and despite the memes and what people say, they are slowly getting there. Really we should be applauding them for even attempting to improve themselves.

Okay, maybe it'll take another 30-40 years to reach america's current standard of living, but thats a hell of a lot more you can say about the rest of the turd world.

>>58956751
Railway transport experiences applied to rocket science. Noice

>>58969689
>India is at least trying,

no they aren't.

what they are doing is a pissing contest. they wanna do 'technological achievement' to say that indian people are the smartest in the world meanwhile 90% of their people live in poverty but nobody cares because the rich and the powerful care for themselves and jerk themselves off with their 'achievements'

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superpower

2020
0
2
0

>>58969725
>but nobody cares because the rich and the powerful care for themselves and jerk themselves off with their 'achievements'
Sounds like America honestly.

>>58969725
> 90% of their people live in poverty

Wew lad. Autism is one hell of a drug.

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>>58956751
So it was something like this.

>>58969725
>>58969725
>>>58969689
>The USA is at least trying,
no they aren't.
what they are doing is a pissing contest. they wanna do 'technological achievement' to say that american people are the smartest in the world meanwhile 90% of their people live in poverty but nobody cares because the rich and the powerful care for themselves and jerk themselves off with their 'achievements'

>>58969725
I dont understand this retarded fucking post.

India is literally industrialising. Take england circa 1850 and multiply the population by a factor of 50. Then think about all the problems that hit england.
>rivers literally open sewers.
>No care for the environment
>chemicals and no health and safety
>creation of the middle classes

Its like you niggers have never even glanced at a history book, or a book on population growth.

You'll see retarded faggots here talking about how indians breed like rabbits, when in reality the brithrate has been falling and is currently like just above replacement....

Fuck. Is this entire site full of fucking 11 year olds?

>>58970376

>buttmad pajeet detected

calm down pajeet.

if you knew indians you would know they are full of themselves. the ones that have degrees and go oversea have absolute disdain for the poor indians back home because poor indians make them look bad. they have no comprehension of the fact that government policy has been stifling the ability of poorer indians to move out of poverty.

you being a pajeet you got buttfrustrated as soon as your country in mentioned in a bad light.

so you only prove my point.

>superpower by 2020

>>58956751
>Massive poverty in India
"Hey, let's use tax money to help out the massive poverty and infrastructure problem"
"-orrrrrrr we could send up a bunch of satellites!"
"Do we need a bunch of satellites?"
"No, but then maybe people will start taking us seriously!"

And this is why Brazil and India WILL always be a massive super power but never actually be a massive super power.

They're so busy trying to prove themselves to billionaires they never actually fix normal things at home.

>>58970376
India takes a backwards method towards industrialization. Basically you think if you let rich people walk all over you that you'll get more wealth. So you invest tons of money and don't tax incredibly wealthy people in the expectation that everything else like safety standards, health standards, corruption problems, population problems, infrastructure problems will fix along with the economy. However, if you read any history book you will realize that it is the small things like infrastructure and combating corruption etc. That simulates growth, not the other way around.

>>58970427
>pajeet detected
>if you knew indians

Are you fucking retarded?

we should just open a bag of sand in space and claim we sent millions of satellites on a single rocket

>>58970600

the second part addresses other readers as well you mong.

>>58969025
1000 isn't enough for Chinese, and anyway whites are generally too dumb to learn even 2000 for Japanese. It's always funny to see all the white people at these meetups speaking mostly English and at the same time bragging about their Japanese ability. You can check the demographic percentages of who passes JLPT N1. Whites are literal retards.

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>>58969725
Is that why America spends a gazillion dollars while its citizens go homeless and bankrupt because they broke an arm?

America is literally the richest country in the world. Its citizens should have everything they ever need. Yet Europoor countries like Sweden, Netherlands, Denmark and fucking Ireland are beating you when it comes to quality of life. America is pretty shitty for how much money it has.

And of course that's because most of it goes to the fucking military.

>>58970376
>>58970427
>>58970461
>>58970503
They're launching satellites for other countries. They do this to make their space program self-funded. If you want to put a satellite up in orbit you can either pay Nasa to do it, or you can outsource it to India, who will do it for a fraction of the cost just like with everything else. ISRO is literally the Indian call center of the space industry.

>>58969266
fake boner, indians have micropenises

>>58969807
is like the only fucking train in all india

>>58969000
>trips
Im sad

>>58971929
Forget quality of life, the real fucked up thing is infant mortality. Some african countries beat the usa in the number of dead babies every year, how outright insane is that?

>>58968196
Try tacking on another couple o' zeroes on there, fampai.

>>58956751
And still there are people pooping on the street. Keep trying.

>>58972353
Least nothing of value was lost