>unplug usb ports
>unplug dvd rw
>unplug webcam
>smash all with hammer
>dump them in the trash
>look away
>look back
>webcam is plugged in
the last one of these was the funniest things i ever read
>unplug USB ports
>unplug DVD RW
>unplug wall socket
>smash all with hammer
>dump them in the trash
>look away
>look back
>laptop is still working while not plugged in
Explain this, I DARE you.
>>58940573
The laptop must be drawing phantom power from a nearby source, such as WiFi or a microwave.
Alternatively, the FBICIA might have installed some sort of electrical-power-storage device on your laptop, so that it can be used (to transmit information about you) even when it is not plugged in. Devious!
>command window pops up for a split second
>>58940472
It's almost as if that's the punchline.
>>58940635
Really makes you think!