What's a new and upcoming programming language? I want to

>>58936172
Elixir is Erlang with syntactic sugar on it. It's pretty neat, although it's not the best thing for everything.

>>58936172
NIM

>>58936172

Elixir is shite, go to Erlang directly

>Ask about Crystal but say ruby is shit-tier
m8!

If you want to go true hipster a Rust/Haskell workflow is the way to go

>>58936172
>>58936310
>Haskell
Exploring the functional programming paradigm is the best you can do if you want to be hipster

>>58936172
Elixir and Erlang are good for a chat service or other realtime pubsub systems. FB messenger and Whatsapp are written in Erlang. I wouldn't use them for any other use purpose and unless you have millions of clients you won't reach the kind of traffic where other server-side languages like Go/Node/Java start failing you.

Learn Go. It's basically a slower but more sane C++.

>>58936172
Just go for Nim, it's gonna be the next meme hipster language because muh metaprogramming.

>>58937844
Programming in Go feels a lot more like Lua, Python or other scripting languages.
Except that it's statically typed, compiled, pretty fast, and has easy concurrency.

But it doesn't feel like C++ at all.

>>58936310
hipster != neckbeard. It's more of a well oiled, trimmed and waxed beard with a skin fade and combover.

Rust/Haskell is full neckbeard.

Javascript/Go is full hipster.

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>learning languages maintained by at most four literally whos
you just fell for some autistic grad student's shilling

>not shit-tier hipster mode like ruby
>OP has image of Crystal
senpai...

learn Swift

>>58938130
That's not english