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I would just shoot myself.

>>58925173
Years, as long as i had things to do (which i do)

>>58925173
not long, I'd be fired without it.

If I could use dumbphone at work and could still read books? The rest of my life, probably.

>>58925496
This

>>58925173
Well given they don't provide food, water, or shelter, the rest of my life.

Till I died.

3 weeks without food, 3 days without water, 3 minutes without oxygen, 3 seconds without 4chan.

I've been building PC's since I was 12, I'm 24 now and I'm about to quit.

I'm just done with this hobby. I don't belong, I don't program, games don't do anything for me anymore, and there doesn't seem to be anything game changing on the horizon. Not to mention kids online are insufferable these days. """memes""" were funny a long time ago, but now they are just sad and pathetic.

It will be bitter sweet, and I knew this time would come eventually, but enough's enough.

>>58925173

Tried for a week or so.

Became horribly depressed by real life and all the unsolved problems that accumulated over the years.

I'm too far gone.

I spend at least 7 hours behind computer at work, out of that 5 hours is browsing cancer sites like reddit. Then I come home at watch youtube and play vidya (I can't do that at work) for another 3-4 hours and then there's phone which take another 2 hours or so.

I did try using dumbphone and not having computer but I only realized that computer addiction is not cause but result of other underlying problems.

Whatever I do and wherever I am I'm only looking forward coming home and sitting in front of computer.

I was 2 weeks without a PC at home this january.

I have my workstation at work though.

Phone supplemented my broken PC very well.

>>58925173
>broad collection of vinyl music
>broad library that would take me decades to finish
i'm good.

About two weeks, then my boss would realize I'm MIA and fire me.

>>58925859
You would die immediately after being fired?

>>58925868
I would die the moment my wife learns that I am fired.

>>58925885
Yeah that happens

>>58925885
>being this cucked

>>58925939
>being this illiterate
don't use big words if you don't know what they mean

>>58925173
Literally till the end of my life.

>>58925173
Welp, i'll have to find some other obsession, may even become /fit/. First step - travel to library to read SS.

>>58925173
I think my body can uphold basic biological mechanisms independently of my access to these things, therefore the answer is "indefinitely"

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>>58925173
I'd last forever because I have 2000 something books in my library which I still have to read, but good god I'd be bored

Are we talking about a scenario where I am not allowed to use such tech or the tech dissapears from the world suddenly?

>>58925554
^^ this.

>>58925173
2 weeks maximum then the money stops coming and I lose my only realistic means of finding another job.

I'd be a lot better off. I'd go to the gym more, go outside more, spend less money. It'd probably be a really smart move honestly.

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>>58925173
Joke's on you. I AM a computer.