RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>58920091
The botnet is just looking out for you. I can't wait until it starts doing matchmaking.

>>58920091
>Microsoft triggering /reddit9k/ faggots hard
Keep it up microsoft, you must be doing something right.

Just install Linux you fucking goof. If you dare say muh gaymes then seek out help online to battle your gaming addiction.

>>58920091
>installing a normalfag OS
fucking kek

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>>58920091
FUCKING NORMIES GET OUT OF MY COMPUTER AND STOP REMINDING ME THAT I HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN OVER A YEAR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>58920299
>in over a year

MORE LIKE IN OVER 20 YEARS GET OUT NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>58920091
I let it have unfettered access to my life for an two years and it still hasn't figured out I don't have a gf?

This OS was truly coded by retards.

>>58920091
>not "I can be your Valentine's date"
What the fuck is the point of a female AI

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>>58920346
my thoughts exactly. those of you spending the 14th alone need to be watching this.

>>58920393
I don't want to fuck my computer.

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>>58920346

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>>58920516

>>58920451
Gay.

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>>58920451
>not wanting to fuck you're computer

>>58920091
just use Win10 Enterprise LTSB

Why do literally all these botnet assistants have female voices? Are they trying to cater to the virgin beta males?

>>58920608
I think Siri has male voices.

Besides why would you want that? Are you a cocksucker?

>>58920608
English Sirius is male.

>>58920631
My sister uses a male voice for Siri. She chose the australian one for some reason though.

>>58920682
It's the best sounding one, that's why.

>>58920091
>when even your OS shames you for not being a normie

>>58920608
Men respond better to female voices. That's why Eurofighter has one.

>>58920682
nothing sexier on a bloke than an Aussie accent mate

>>58920299
>over a year

fuck you chad

>>>/soc/

>>58920536
>>58920578
Maybe if you stop watching Crimean cartoons, one day you'll find yourself a girlfriend.

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>>58920844

>>58920091
topkek

>>58920853
Is that what you tell yourself so you can sleep at night?

>>58920091
How do you faggots even get this shit. I've been using W10 since it released with the free upgrade and I've never seen this shit pop-up even once.

>>58920906
Probably based on locale and I'd guess you don't have this botnet crap enabled anyway.

>>58920890
>tfw turning down 3d girls to watch anime

>>58920299
Kill yourself, Chad Thundercock.

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>>58920091
why won't my windows do this for me?

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>>58920091
Wincuck 10 is just reminding you that you're a fucking loser and should just kys.

Why do you wintoddlers still use that shit OS???

>havent fucked my gf in 3 hours

it hurts

>>58920608
Microsoft Sam is your Computers default voice!

>>58920343
wtf I love windows 10 now

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>>58922601
Tfw I just finished having sex with my gf and is now browsing /g/ on his phone

>>58923229
>gf
>his
I don't want to be Captain Obvious but clearly your "gf" stands for "gay friend".

>>58921260
Well I'd turn down 2/10's too anon.
>tfw barely average looks with above average standards.
Just hit 21 years of virginity yesterday. Yay.

Cortana, find me a Thai ladyboy who is available on the Valentine Day

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>>58920091
Every day I am reassured that I made the correct choice sticking with 7

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>>58923450

> Not choosing GNU+Linux

You were wrong either way.

>>58923558
I have an arch install on a separate partition that I enjoy tinkering with from time to time. I boot into windows when I need to get stuff done :)

>>58923450
sorry bro, but the last tolerable windows is eXPerience. 7 can suck a cock for shitting opengl performance on purpose in favor of directx

>>58920091

I was more impressed by the fact that this popped up on my screen as well even though I haven't been single for 6 years already. Expected more from the botnet.

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i got that too kek

>>58920393
Thanks for the recommendation. Plot sounds cool as fuck.

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>>58920091
just disable that shit ive never gotten any of those notifications

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>>58920451
>not having a "special moment" with your PC

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>>58920578
the japanese has already figured it out

>>58920091

I DONT HAVE A VALENTINES DATE. EVER. THANKS FOR WORSENING MY DEPRESSION MICROSHIT!!!

CAN I SUE?

>>58920091
FUCKING NORMIES, STOP REMINDING ME THAT I HAVE TO SPEND MONEY ON ROSES FOR MY GF
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>58920091
>Microsoft btfo angry virgins

Lmao!