>be dvorak master race
>have to use dumb qwerty keyboard
>30 wpm
>can't even touch type
>plebeians think I'm retarded when in fact I'm superior to them in every way
Do you also use Gentoo?
>>58903527
>Using someone elses keyboard
Meaning your operating system can't hot swap between keyboards let alone change the layout with a shortcut? That stinks I guess.
>>58903885
>Not using the most optimal carpalx layout with custom keybinds
I don't get why people use dvorak, it's barely better than qwerty, so if you're gonna change why not just go full autism?
>>58903944
I dunno man I just use a typewriter.
>>58903965
uh, ok..
>>58903527
>Using your left hand for 100% of the vowels. Yeah, no thanks. Maybe if they split the vowels between both hands I'd consider it. I'd be more likely to create my own layout than use that. Also, you are a retard if you can only type 30wpm on qwerty.
>>58905903
Okay I obviously meant to have a newline after the first sentence, but whatever
>>58903527
>being a full autist
>thinking you're better than anyone because of autistic hipster keyboard layout that is 0.5% more efficient
kys