go to https://www.youtube.com/feed/histor y/comment_history

Thanks, OP. Now I'll be spending the next few hours deleting embarrassing shit I said 9 years ago.

How did I not know this existed. thank OP

This has to be new, I was looking for a way to look at old comments recently.

>all those thumbs up on dumb shit I said

"I got an idea: ten ways to make potato cry"
On a minecraft video

Whoa you niggers actually made youtube comments?
No wonder they were so fucking unreadably retarded

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>NO DELETE ALL OPTION

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>>58847790
jesus christ some of these aren't even that fucking old and they are cringy as fuck

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Wow.

>>58848244
Learn how to screen shot and compress images retard

>>58848244
then
>Watched shitty minecraft hacked videos
>just told people to fuck off
now
>unironically has youtube red
>doesn't know how to screenshot
looks like you haven't gotten any better

>>58847790
Didn't even know this feature existed and I literally looked for it before using google wtf

>>58848284
it must be new, I also looked for it before

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>>58847790
>can't remember the last time I commented on a youtube, probably something about music
>mfw seeing all those comments made by 14 and 15 year old me
OH FUCK. FUCK.

Can anyone else find these or am I safe?

>this stresses me out more than it should
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLsZTIGpA7g
still does
fuck

>>58847790
Amazing, I can pinpoint the exact moment I found 4chan. It was 8 years ago.

>>58848303
At least youtube is taking steps towards unfucking the comment section

>>58848309
If they go to those videos and scroll down they can still see them
But they can't view your whole history

>>58848309
>those shitty comments from only 3 years ago
>taking a picture of your screen

you must be over 18 to post on this site.

>>58848326
Oh, good. I want to save these for my own archival purposes but I would die if anybody else saw me making these /b/-tier comments.

>>58847790
i literally don't have a good goy account

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>how to make cute dresses
>is this for guys too?
>2009


Mfw

>Fucking Bill O'Reilly.

>He's lying about drinking, you can tell because he looks away when he says, "No, I don't drink." You can always tell when people are lying by their eyes, dude.

>Legalize Weed! :D
9 years ago.

"hey its George lol funny video btw you and Carlos and Kyle should come over and we should film something funny and put it on youtube"

kek

>>58847790
Not very many posting comments including OP

>Make Yoshi from Yoshi's woolly world

>Eyjafjallajokull volcano eruption

only comments i have

>You have no comments or replies on videos

I've been a member of Youtube since 2006, before Google bought it out. I've made many comments.

I stopped commenting when Google initiated their bullshit, such as disabling the ability to comment unless you sign up to their shitty social network.

Conclusion: Anyone who has comments from the OP link is a newfag and an idiot.

>>58848393
>I've made many comments
>Anyone who has comments from the OP link is a newfag and an idiot
???

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>You're a fucking idiot. You should not have to just do what officers tell you because they are wearing a uniform, you should only do what is required by law.

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>>58848319
Was it a boxxy video :3

>>58847790
>4 years ago
>I keep coming back to watch this everyday
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsROQUWaHnQ

I had about 50 comments and just deleted 30 of them.

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Not bad at all.

>>58848431
>Disregards the rest of the post which explains it fully.

You are truly an idiot. Get off /g/ this second.

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i haven't socialized wearing a name online since 2003

>>58848472
>4 years ago
So you're 16 now?

>>58848488
No, 20

>>58848456
No, it was Tay Zonday's Chocolate Rain video back in 2007. There's also a "SHOOP DA WHOOP" comment.

>>58848496
;^)

>>58848476
All it mentions is the shitty Google+ push a few years ago
How does that explain anything you retard

>>58848393
I was a member since like 2008

but I'm on my second or third account

>>58848345
meant to quote >>58848244

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>tfw you'll never be a 15-year-old discovering 4chan for the first time ever again
I can't believe how much this site has become a part of my life and how it's gone on for so long.

>>58848559
Somebody should put these comments in the national archive

Really embodies the old internet before the consolidation

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>>58848597
It's too bad all of my posts on 4chan from that time are gone. I'd have no idea of knowing which are mine even if an archive was available anyway.

I expected to feel embarrassed, but I just feel nostalgic instead.

>>58848640
I could guarantee that over half my posts on /a/ were telling nornalfags to fuck off

>>58848282
I opened this on my phone and I couldn't be bothered opening it on my pc. I got given $400 iTunes and I only have an iPad I was given so I'm using it for youtube red.

>>58848659
Is it even worth it? What do you watch on it?

Damn I had some cringy comments. And I was in my 30's when I made them.

>>58848686
I watch youtube on the iPad, my PC and my TV with chromecast occasionally.

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kek
i don't remember any of these comments

>>58848686
I just like no ads

>>58848715
IKR

>>58847790
I engage in too many youtube comments shitposts to ever reach bottom of that page.

>>58848742
Why can't google change infinite scrolling to something usable?

>>58848690
The worst part of reading old cringy comments is realizing that in another 5-10 years you'll look back at whatever comments you're making now wherever they end up archived the same way.

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>>58848715
Will mods ban an underage if he gets doxed?

lol

posted to Larry the Cable Guy's Christmas Carols 2006

Commented on Muse - Muscle Museum (Hey, you crazy kids!)
lolz


...'nuff said
8 years ago

not my first but I like it:
>Commented on Mirror's Edge PC Trailer
>woah
>gearbox likes its PCs better than consols
>i feel ripped off with the 360 version
>8 years ago

>>58848130
FUCK NOW I HAVE TO SPEND ALL DAY DELETING ALL OF THESE

>>58848829
Someone just make a script really quick that does this

>>58848829
just use the API you mong

>>58847790
>You have no comments or replies on videos
faggot

>>58848393
I have comments from 9 years ago retard

>>58848875
He probably said that to sound like an oldfag then realized it made no sense and backed off

Not so terrible.The 8 year old /b/tard comments are the worst.

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>>58848898
forgot pic

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Oh man, I was 13. I don't even remember what YouTube was like back then.

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Holy shit, I don't remember being this aggressive...

>>58848764
Nah, now it's just mostly answers on my own channel.

>>58848943
paste script plz
or if you want the publicity like some kind of faggot you could publish it as a tampermonkey script before anyone else does

>>58848919
>>58848940
>sped
This was a word at one point?

>>58848956
>not using image recognition software to turn it into text

>>58848943
cool, now make it into a webapp and make some money

>>58848957
Yeah, like short form for special-education but intended to be more offensive. I totally forgot that word was around when I was a kid.

>>58848977
"special ed" has been around forever. You'd have to be pretty sped to shorten it to sped, though.

>>58848977
I still use special ed as an insult but I've never heard it shortened to sped
Are you sure you weren't sped, anon?

>>58848991
>>58848998

My excuse is that I was 13 years old

>>58848919
>sped

yeah the boys

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>>58847790
Never posted any comment.
I was tempted a few times, but they want me to make a Google+ account and link it in order to make a comment.
Fuck that.

Ha comentado en It's Over 9000 (Original Upload)
IM ON YOUR /B DOING YOUR MEMES
Posted 10 years ago


wow....

>>58847790
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFMx-c3j9Iw

My God. I'm high as fuck, and I just realized that I fucking love fat girls!!! Trish is bangin!

This reminds me. I need to finish my collector.
Right now it goes though a channel and finds everyone's profile who commented on any video that channel uploaded.
If I put in more than one channel it can find users who posted on both.
I want to make nodes connecting everyone and go deeper, find videos those people liked, find users highly correlated with /g/ but.. I'm pretty lazy.
Here is a list of channel IDs from terry davis:
http://pastebin.com/RB5wfXu6

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>>58849153
as expected

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>>58849153

>>58849153
I mean, why though?

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>>58849185
Mostly practice.

plus it makes autists freak out when I find out who they are
It's like this other thing I have with omegle where I log where they are, I like to take their anonymity away I guess. It's interesting. It's like having access to data I'm not supposed to have.

>>58849220
autism

>>58849220
Ah, yeah that's understandable. Writing something like that seems fun once it starts showing results.

>>58849220
>hey look it's one of 7 billion people and they live somewhere on Earth
Great use of time.

>Did you have any hopes of it being real?
I was making fun of a guy for whining that a video on how to turn a PlayStation 2 into a PlayStation 3 wasn't as informative as he thought it'd be.

>>58848686
I had it, but it was pointless. I wouldn't use is if you have it to me for free.

It seems geared towards teenagers with a lot of cringe content. The exclusives are pointless. YouTube Music is interesting, but Spotify is better. Or just use Play Music and upload your songs to it for free.

Shit deal unless you use the mobile application on iOS. I use Android with AdAway so I don't care.

>>58849220
You should apply for a job at facebook or google, since what you're doing now is what those shits do professionally.

>>58849220
You seem to be the autist here.

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>>58847790

>>58849092
Not anymore.

I've never commented on youtube videos.

>not having comments disabled by your adblocker
>crazy laugh.png

Commented on WORLD'S SMALLEST CONSOLE?! -- Game LÜT #6
lol kil yorself
3 years ago

>>58847790
I disabled the history a long tine ago, shit now I can't see my autistic comments that I have posted.

if only there was a single button i could press to load all comments instead of pressing "load moar" and having to scroll and repeat a million times

>>58848244
haha, end yourself

>>58848714
>what is ublock origin?

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Not too cringy; i only started commenting a year ago. I stand by that comment that the SRR-61 with the 40x is very effective.

Just a bunch of Roosterteetb references

I can't believe I watched that shit

"i just came to see if it was fake or real"

I said
"Pretty Cool :)"

it was 10 fucking years ago wtf

>check out my google account made in 2008
>only ever posted 5 comments

WEW

>>58847790
I've never commented on youtube.

>>58848267
He didn't want the whole screen.

>>58848319

>2009

Newfag.

can someone make a script to delete all comments please? the youtube page is so fucked

>>58848431
>>58848544
>>58848875
>>58848892
>Fags who don't know about google account migration.

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>Oldest comment 9 years ago

>Once again I was cockblocked by my ISP. Video began buffering right at the jumpscare.

Google services on DTAG eventually got less shit.

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>don't remember ever even commenting on a youtube video
>find dozens of comments from 9 years ago

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>>58847790
Fuck you OP, I didnt need to know this level of Cringe existed...

>lol this whore has a tattoo, therefore anything she says can be disregarded. also, only pathetic betas fall for le hot woman telling her what real men are like

i created this 8 months ago

>>58847790
This shit takes fucking forever just for 1 year
And I've used youtube for 9

>Commented on 2001: A Space Odyssey - The Dawn of Man
>Amazing movie.
Literally the tamest you could possibly get.

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welp
time to kys myself

Reminder that Youtube deleted all old inbox items

>>58852677
Ich lachte.

>>58848319
>>58848312
>>58848309
> NOBODY posts their comments

i'm too embarrassed to even post them anonymously.

>>58853961
>le jewed pass fag thinks he's anonymous

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>>58847790
>10 years ago
>"music sucks. video is good, but only because it's elfen lied. not good made."

Ha. Haha.
Just fucking kill me right now.

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I created a botnet account maybe 2 month ago :)

>>58852677
1. Your reading my comment
2. Now your saying/thinking thats a stupid fact
4. You didnt notice that i skipped 3.
5. Your checking it now.
6. Your smiling.
7. Your still reading my comment
8. You know all you have read is true
10. you didnt notice that i skipped 9.
11. Your checking it now.
12. You didnt notice there are only 10 facts

Copy and past to 1 thread, tomorrow will be your best day ever! no matter what :)

Replied to a comment on Hepatitis Country: Inside America's Opioid-Fueled Epidemic
The state has no responsibility to placate the mistakes addicts did. You were warned that it's bad, you go and do it then cry about not getting clean needles? Fuck off you entitled child
2 months ago

>>58848829
Either make a script or record a macro.

Kind of annoyed I accidentally deleted my account during that whole G+ chapter, mine only go back about 5 years now.

>>58848487
You're technically socializing right now.

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>>58847790

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I was a faggit.

>Since you seem to be uneducated, i'm going to tell you a secret. Most people who watch loli, would never think about doing "sexual" things with an actual little girl. You see, anime is a type of arstyle, and drawings of lolis are different from actual children. The whole "if I watch piss porn, I will likely want a gf to do that to me", I can sort of agree because you're actually watching, and getting turned on by REAL videos of girls pissing. When you see these drawings(lolis), they represent Anime girls, 2d girls, girls that only exist in the 2 dimensional form. Some people love 2d women instead of 3d, that's why the term 3dpd came up to be. Since i'm not going to turn this into an essay, I will say, anime girls/women are different in appearance. I would never do any weird shit to a little girl, because i'm not attracted to them, i'm attracted to loli, anime, the artstyle. Not to mention by actually doing things with a little girl you're traumatizing them, emotionally impacting them and harming them mentally, and physically, her family, her friends, you could ruin her whole life! Of course there's always going to be the acceptions, just like when people get influenced by games, does that mean everyone will, or do those things? Heck no, don't judge a whole community because there's sick people out there who will do these things to actual children.