>passwords from important websites gets more and more intricate
>Apple leading the way with their iCloud bullshit
>Google following
>need to change password to something I never used often
>forget every time
>lol your icloud/google acc. locked need to go through this annoying fucking process again
>see news article on MSNBC about a new password and identity technology where they inject your hand with a small microchip that will help identify you
Anyone else curious about this? Does it hurt? How much does it cost? And is it covered by my health insurance?
I swear to kek I just had to make a password with 12 fucking characters, at least 1 of them being a capital and a number and a symbol. Fuck off.
>>58840460
Just get the chip bro.
I don't get the point of forced overly complex passwords, if the passwords are hashed with md5/sha/whatever wouldn't it be safe to just tell your users not to use passwords you can find in a dictionary?
just like generate them, Lmao.
pass generate sitename 12
wow really hard
>>58841193
It would hardly help.
>literally putting the botnet inside your body because you're stupid
just write shit down if it's so hard to remember
>injecting some NFC shit in your body because you can't remember your passwords
Just use a password manager, geez.
>>58840420
GET OFF
GET OFF
GET OFF
GET OFF IT!!!!
GET OFF IT!!!!
>>58843453
This. Then you only have to remember one password. Sync it across your devices however you like, and you'll have access to all your passwords anywhere.
>>58841193
Not really because you are supposed to be able to remember your passwords easily and people won't bother with following your optional rule if it makes their life harder. Plus md5 shouldn't be used anymore, it's outdated.
>>58840420
For some reason , people are really bothered by tags, they'll have them put in their pets with no qualms, but throw a shit-fit(auto correct want's to change shit-fit to whitefish....thanks bird man.) if you do it.
Allot of it is religious reasons, the rest is probably just squeamish.
>>58843546
>pulls trigger
>>58840420
use a password manager ya dumb nigga
>>58846622
Maybe pets and people are different?
Bad security 101 is having a password you can't change.
Although you could just switch out the tag, imagine trying to authenticate the new tag.
>To verify your identity before making your statement for the court, we will need to scan your ID chip. Please expose the body part and insert it into the scanner receptacle.
'bout time *unzips dick*
>Thank you for your cooperation, citizen.
How about this, we beat the everloving shit out of everyone who has a chip
So no one wants to get a chip, so no one gets hurt. We protect people from themselves.
mandatory password changes every X time period is cancer
however if you are retarded like >>58840460 just use a password manager for fuck sake