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Why does this not work:function foo() {
this.bar = function() {
console.log('a');
};
}
foo.bar(); // TypeError: Cannot find function bar in object function foo() {...}
And this works:function foo() {}
foo.bar = function() {
console.log('b');
};
foo.bar(); // prints b
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>>58837624
>javascript
that's why
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Can we just like... ban Javascript or something?
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u need to call the contructor function to use this.foo
var baz = new foo();
baz.bar();
also you should put your funcion in a var
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the first one:
"have a function foo, that, when called, sets this.bar to something"
you're not calling the function, so foo.bar can't exist
the second one:
"define function foo, define foo.bar"
these are separate steps that are executed immediately
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>>58837624
If you couldn't figure that out, programming is not for you
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>javascript
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>>58837700
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>>58837679
wrong, bar is the function, not the result of its call. the problem comes from not using new
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>>58837624
What the world needs is this. It's not catching up because the web dev industry is filled with bootcamp retards who fall for the latest JS framework fad.
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