You are imprisoned. Physical escape is impossible. You are given

I'm dead.

calculate the best way to kill myself.

>>58826121
Jack fucking shit because you'd need more than just that computer.

unlimited processing power but limited heatsink capability
enter 22/7
duck behind cabinet
wait for pc to explode and form hole in wall

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Code an AI, then ask it the unanswered questions of the universe.

>write a new high level programming language
>write a display server and GUI
>write GTA V and some console games emulated right on the metal to keep myself entertained
>write a general artificial intelligence (could take a few months)
>ask it how to escape

>assembly
jew lad
I'd rather hang myself with the power cord than learn assembly

write gentoo, then install it

>>58826218
assembly is simple as crap. it's just fucking annoying for any long and complex application.

>>58826121
>limitless processing power
Simulate a universe and transfer my consciousness in it... again.

>and can only interpret assembly
>interpret assembly
>assembly
>interpret
what?

>>58826121
do we at least get the manual?

>>58826505
sure whatever. Hell I'll throw in a complete assembly textbook

>>58826519
In that case the only real option is learn assembly and dick around with infinite processing power. Sort of a rhetorical question then.

write a forkbomb

press enter

see what happens with "infinite processing power"

Threaten to destroy the computer unless they let me out.

sudo apt-get install gentoo

break the computer monitor using the glass to slit my throat as I die slowly and painfully.

>>58826121
>Take the time to create UNIVAC
>"How do you reverse entropy?"
>Infinite processing power should theoretically allow it to figure it out
>Use said knowledge to become god

>>58826174
This.
Unlimited processing power leads to infinite power consumption and everything explodes (lol)

>>58826121
Can I has assembly commands reference?