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> be a game developer
> work in a mediocre company
> have a teamlead
> teamlead doesn't know shit
> extend the deadline one day coz "there were difficulties"
> boss says "why don't you ask your teamlead for help"
> teamlead jumps right into my code
> wow, that won't work
> it works for 2 months already
> float scale = math.min(w / this.config.width, h / this.config.height);
> wow you're so tricky gonna be hard to fix this one
> barely knows english (we're russians)
> always completely misspells shit in the worst way possible
> can't do shit because he's stuck with his old crap and rejects to use new tools and libraries
> ask him why won't he use assembly
> says "on the way to it"
> is my teamlead
Help, /g/
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Nice blog, dude. Can I subscribe to your RSS feed for updates?
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>>58819455
Sure, go ahead.
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Dude whatever
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>>58819443
ty ebuchiy autist blya
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>>58819443
UI programmer?
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I hope we can reach a compromise but I'm not backing down
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>>58819443
If you didn't say you were a game developer I would've thought you were at Oracle.
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>>58819490
Not only
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>>58819443
> using assembly to make a game?
no wonder you're over the deadline.
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>>58819520
What game are you working on? Anything of notice or just some stupid russian MOBA?
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>>58819532
Nothing I'd seriously play myself as a gamer.
But hey they pay a lot here (upper middle class salary)
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>>58819525
>Not using assembly
It's like you don't even care about your instruction cache
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>>58819525
He's going to take years doing a game in asm.
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>>58819443
нacocaч, быдлo
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>>58819443
Noice blog, dude, where do I subscribe to your vk feed?
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>>58819779
Here vk com/gay_bi_photo_video
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>>58819472
>>58819771
Paзyмeeтcя pyccкиe oбcocки oтвeчaют тoлькo нa pyccкoм. Tипичный white trash. Haзaд пoд шкoнкy.
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>>58819532
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>>58819807
Isn't this illegal in Russia?
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>>58819814
пoтoмy чтo этo никoмy блять нe интepecнo. нa pyccкoм - чтoбы тoлькo OP пpoчитaл. nice blog post
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>>58819854
> нa pyccкoм - чтoбы тoлькo OP пpoчитaл
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>>58819874
o мeмнaя кapтинoчкa и cкoпиpoвaннaя чacть тeкcтa c cимвoлoм бoльшe чeм :-DD
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>>58819982
здecь кaпcбoлдить низзя(((
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>>58819443
Play chess.
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>>58819443
You even fail at greentexting and not posting utter shit
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>>58819838
Only the promotion of it is, being it isn't
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>>58819443
>reddit spacing
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>>58819525
He probably meant inline assembly for places that need very heavy optimization, not writing the whole game in assembly.
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Do you guys program in English, or do you use your wacky Russian runes?
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>>58821646
Anyway I bet his teammates hate assembly too. He should just do it without telling anyone, saying things like he is going to give the leader credit and then stab him in the back saying he was against this at first, but stab in a soft way.
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>>58821280
>>reddit spacing meme
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I just wanted to say hello to a Russian
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>>58823503
> > not spacing your greater-than signs
don't do this, guys, I hope you won't
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>>58823317
Don't provoke me or I'll hack your life, pupper.
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>>58823534
Leave this placeБ americuck.
NOW!
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>>58823557
I was genuinely curious
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>>58819443
What company?
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Is Russian even English? That shit looks like lines and circles, all of them the same wtf.
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>>58819443
>eyy b0ss, can i be the teamlead pls
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>>58823623
Do not fuck with us, you CIA nigger.
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>>58819443
What would a Russian SCRUM look like? Do you do shots of vodka and complain about the cold whilst throwing the dismembered head of a gay rights activist between each other?
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>>58823545
>spoonfeeding
I hate you redditfags so goddamnmuch smash
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>>58823534
I am in this thread because I want to ask if a 1990s Ukrainian pop star called Russya was famous in any of the ex-Soviet countries. I have just discovered her but I can't read all the squares and pointy shapes in her YouTube comments.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8owvIseqhI
To keep it technology-related, how many of you Russkies make viruses and malware?
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>>58819443
tell him suka blyat priviet naruil
works everytime in csgo, results guaranteed
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How do I become russian hacker?
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>>58819824
I audibly kekked
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>>58819443
Nasosach, bydlo
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