>parents told me we'd be going to dinner at 4pm
>it's 4:15
>5 minutes ago I throttled their Internets down to almost nothing
>I hear stirring above, my plan has worked
ITT best IRL hacks you've done (I might be late getting back to read the thread due to dinner plans)
Moved out of the basement
Thank
>>58797664
No problem dude (btw I know filterfags still unhide posts to read them)
>>58797601
fuck off, you don't belong here
>>58798110
no u
>>58797586
>parents
you must be 18 to post here
>>58797586
You're either underage or a neet. Either way you don't belong here.
>>58797586
>can't sleep
>fap
>fall asleep
>>58797586
that's a nice animation there. Source?
>>58799022
this, it works so well
>>58799098
>neo-/g/
>>58797664
>Amazon botnet would like to log your interests
>Amazon.exe
>>58798328
What kind of board do you think /g/ is? Most people are neckbeards who live in their parents' basement.
>>58797679
Joke's on you, I hide the stubs as well.
(I haven't filtered you tho, I think you're okay.)
>>58799022
>can't stay awake
>fap
>awake
>>58797679
>no !Nigger/OcE
>>58797586
this gif makes me very uncomfortable for some reason