Why fuck is 4chan so fucking slow? Images and webms take an eternity

Just werks for me on GNU+Linux

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Same, I got fast internet but I still get slow loading most of the time

I've noticed this for the past week or so.

It's nothing to do with getting normalfags top fuck off. Nothing to know, nothing that can fix it. Do not look at your URL addresses.

>>58789274
chink moot plan to save cash fag

>>58789274
gookmoot is being a big jew and is either:

-intentionally crippling speed to get people to buy passes
-not spending enough money to get the resources to make the site fast

Essentially: less money into 4chan means more into gookmoot's pockets

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hiroshima nagasaki just being the chink kike as he is.

>>58789274
Install 4chan X and problem solved.

>>58789274
I'm guessing caching is hard for a site like 4chan, so every request has to travel all the way from your shitty house to the server.

Live in a better place

>>58789351
>>58789352
gtfo with your antisemitism
>>>/pol/

>>58789366
Can't tell if cuck/jew/b8master...

>>58789366
jew spotted

>>58789352
kek

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>>58789320
>fast

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>>58789381
>that ping
>that upload
At least I live on the beach m8

>>58789383
I get just 6 up with 120 down.

Welcome to Germany.

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>>58789381
>fast

>>58789274
works super fast if you have a 4chan pass

>>58789419
Not true.

>>58789419
It doesn't though.
It's just that is2.4chan.org is garbage.
I need to get an addon which replaces all of those links to is.4chan.org/

>>58789432
4chanX:
>Use Faster Image Host: Change is*.4chan.org links to point to the faster i.4cdn.org host.

Is this it?

>>58789451
I don't want to install that bloat.
I'm probably just going to write a simple greasemonkey script.

gov abusing servers for their own use

>>58789416
How do you get that kind of internet NZ friend? Considering moving there for a top job.

Is that to your home or work?

>>58789462
Gigabit is available basically everywhere there is fibre, which is most major cities.

>>58789462
Home connection, came with a free Xbox One S too

>>58789456
Or you could. You know. Copy and paste the existing line from 4chan X. Why reinvent the wheel.

>>58789274
Works on my https://i.4cdn.org

>>58789451
for me the images load only when i use 4chanX

>>58789366
lolno

>>58789274

They *sometimes* take an eternity to load. And sometimes I click the three images below and they all load straight away. It's like there's something fucked around which server your request lands on.

$ cat /etc/hosts | grep 4chan
192.99.148.101 is2.4chan.org

>>58789383

I knew he would be an Australian before I even read "Telstra" on the image.

Gook moot realised phone posters were the worst and he took steps to punish them for their awfulness.

>>58789509
It didn't even take long to write though:

// ==UserScript==
// @name        is2 is shit
// @namespace   https://localhost
// @description Replaces slow 4chan image links
// @include     https://boards.4chan.org/*
// @version     1
// @grant       none
// ==/UserScript==
var imgs = Array.from(document.getElementsByClassName('file'));
imgs.forEach(img => {
  var links = Array.from(img.getElementsByTagName('a'));
  links.forEach(link => {
    var repl = link.getAttribute('href').replace(/is[0-9]?\.4chan\.org/, 'i.4cdn.org');
    link.setAttribute('href', repl);
  });
})

>>58789694
Should poll this to get it into the sticky :^)

>>58789366
Your nose is poking me through the screen, Schlomo

Gooks gonna gook

>>58789366
t. Soros

>>58789694
>redirect is2 to i.4cdn with hosts file
>everything is stil slow

REEE

>>58789274

$ cat /etc/hosts | grep 4chan.org
192.99.201.21 is2.4chan.org

$ echo "$(ping -c 1 is.4chan.org | gawk -F'[()]' '/PING/{print $2}') is2.4chan.org" | sudo tee -a /etc/hosts

thank me later

load images with i.4cdn.org instead of whatever the new shit is

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>>58789352

>>58789694
Make sure that works when using the "Update" links.

// ==UserScript==
// @name        is.4chan.org to i.4cdn.org
// @namespace   
// @include     *://boards.4chan.org/*
// @version     1
// @grant       none
// ==/UserScript==

function fix(n) {
  [...n.querySelectorAll('a[href^="//is.4chan.org/"]')].forEach(a => a.hostname = 'i.4cdn.org');
  [...n.querySelectorAll('a[href^="//is2.4chan.org/"]')].forEach(a => a.hostname = 'i.4cdn.org');  
}
fix(document);
new MutationObserver(function (ms) {
  ms.forEach(function(m) {
    [...m.addedNodes].forEach(fix);
  });
}).observe(document.querySelector('.thread'), {childList: true});

This works perfectly with greasemonkey

moot got this shit running using a cluster of mac minis, how the fuck is shit struggling now, half a decade on from that shit rigged up in his mums basement?

Just turn off https. Loads perfectly fine through http.

>>58791236
Not to defend mook but the site's userbase has grown exponentially
Also that mac mini cluster was a joke picture

>>58791254
fuck off NASA

>>58791279
Absolute fucking retard.

>>58789274
>is2.4chan.org

>>58791035
On Windows you can use host names in the hosts file as well, so

i.4cdn.org is2.4chan.org

works

>>58791254
Or use tcpcrypt instead. it is 25 times faster than SSL and filters off retards.

>>58791356
Adding this line anywhere on the hosts file should work right?

>>58789482
What a shitty gift imho

>>58791211
STICKY THIS SHIT

>>58791356
>>58791395
First argument must be an IP address. It won't work. But I think tracerouting i.4cdn.org would help.

>>58791557

 104.16.59.249 is2.4chan.org 

>>58789416
Why kiwis got the 1gbps internet? Aussies need it too!

REEEEEEEE

>>58789366
Oy vey

>>58791254
I don't want Comcast selling my 4chan browsing habits to advertisers

>>58793089
That's not something HTTPS can prevent nor is used for.

>>>/v/

why doesn't 4chan ipv6 yet?

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>>58789274
try this

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>>58789381
Your internet is beyond shit, nigga

>>58789351
I'm pretty sure the download speed per image/webm is throttled. If I go into an image-heavy thread and expand everything, all the pictures open up at once and load up at pretty much the same speed they do when opened individually. So I can only assume there's a bandwidth limit per image/webm request, but not for all the requests coming from a single user.

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>>58793110
Really? Comcast is going to MITM attack and DPI what I'm typing and what images I'm downloading?

Because all they get is 4chan's IP address and image server IP address.

My DNS requests are 3rd party and encrypted.

With http, they can literally see images you download, what you type and what you read.

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>>58789363
Doesn't change anything for me (not OP btw)

>>58789274
Working fine for me, maybe your CDN is just fucked.

What do as dumb phone poster?

>>58789274
>gook moot
4chan has been trash for me ever since Cloudflare.
>sometimes images just stop loading
>when it happens it's just fucked, no matter which browser I'm using
>curl gets to 10kbps and that's it
Disgusting.

>>58793110
Except it is.

>>58789381
>167 ms

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I can't even go that high if I from my phone with 4G disabled.

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>>58789366
fuck off goldstein

>>58789320
>66.18 mb/s is now fast

>>58791035
Thanks.