Ready for the Super Bowl™ /g/? You didn't forget

holy fuck

>>58785096
Woooow, another "I'm too retarded to configure my OS" thread, what a fucking surprise, /g/ is getting better and better as the days go.

Linux users probably never watch a sports game that isn't e-sports with their friends.

>>58785096

I hope the halftime show is just Iranian bands.

>>58785144
it's funny because the people posting these kinds of threads go to extreme lengths to configure their own flavour of leenucks

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>>58785096
>Show you an ad for a sport
>"remind" you that you can put your food interests in an app
>so it can show you more ads about the shit you like

tell me again why people use windows in 2017?

>>58785168
manchild games and computer illiteracy

>>58785183
and another 85% of the world population.

The only place where Linux is the majority is at an anime convention.

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>>58785219
Savage AF

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>>58785219
>>58785249

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Ready for windows cloud?

>>58785219
>>58785249
>>58785259
>shilling your own twitter
you're just as pathetic as the MS pajeets

>>58785158
>Using Linux
>Having friends
Pick one.

>>58785207
iimplying you don't want cute anime girls on your desktop

>>58785096
>NormieOS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>58785096
I never get any ads on my win 10 install.

Maybe it's because I have professional though.

I use Windows and its Siri thing doesn't tell me stuff about the Super Bowl.

>>58785144
i have my windows 10 configured to never send me ads and it still did this with "cortana" reminding me

nice "loop hole" microsoft

fucking scumbag company

>>58785144
You should not have to configure an OS to not interrupt you with advertising.

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>>58785917
>i have my windows 10 configured
>still getting anything cortana related on your screen

nice configuring you did there friend

>>58785917
it's hilarious that since nobody uses bing/msn they have to push this trash through windows update

>>58785096
>You've just searched for tranny porn for the 7th time this month. Shall I schedule an appointment at the local gender therapy and coaching center?

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>>58785168
People that are grounded in reality and full of real world problems.

>>58785917
Why would you have cortana enabled?

>>58786189
you cant disable it. all i know is that you can remove the shit from the taskbar but it stays enabled.

is there a way to fully disable it?

That's fucking hilarious. This is why I only use Windows for video games.

>>58786204
Just select a different market so that Cortana has no default language to use for it and thus will disable features until you specifically pick an available language.

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>>58786204

>>58786204
You can close it in the task manager then rename her file so it doesn't load.
However the newest update has a bunch of weird shit that I am going to have to sift through and turn off.
>wake up
>microsoft put explorer and a bunch of other junk I had deleted or turned off on my computer

>>58786251
got it. what a piece of shit. another hidden menu.

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post yfw da burrs win da superb owl

Fuck, is it February already? Maybe I should've """""upgraded""""" to Win10.

Who's playing this year, anyway?

>>58786334
>hidden menu
>cortana settings
How the fuck do you even manage to turn on a computer?

You know, a little over a year ago I disabled the update service and anything else I didn't like on Win10. Like, before some anniversary update or something.

I've never had an issue or single unwanted popup ever. 'Cause I disabled everything I didn't want. Maybe you should too!

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>>58785168
Because I am no autistic sperglord.

Why are Linux users so insecure ?

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>>58786422
>I disabled everything I didn't want. Maybe you should too!
I did.

>>58786419
we got a windows 10 power user over here

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>>58785144
>"Its okay that my fucking OS has ads built in because I can turn them off"
>Trusting a company that would put ads on your own computer in the first place
And wininggers wonder why their opinion is discarded

>>58785168
Mostly for the applications, I would imagine. Games and legacy programs and such.

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>>58785096
I see you're enjoying your ads anon, don't worry, all your information is one query away and it's analyzed automatically to give us the most relevant bits to bring you the best service.

>>58786546
This looks exactly like an Arch user's daily life, if you substitute software names.

>>58786620
>Implying Archtards represent all Linux users

>>58786204
Get a Windows Cortana Disabler on Snapfiles.

>>58786631
>Implying that image represent all Windows users

I know you won't see the irony in this shitpost extravaganza of a thread, but maybe someday you'll reflect and realize that "wow, there are smart people who use Linux AND Windows!"

>>58786251
>titbits

>>58786620
>This looks exactly like an Arch user's daily life, if you substitute software names.
What that image shows is that all operative systems has it's quircks and windows is far from being perfect and "just werk" as a lot of people claims in this board.

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>>58786454
Why are Windows users so insecure ?

>>58786704
>What that image shows is that all operative systems has it's quircks and windows is far from being perfect and "just werk" as a lot of people claims in this board.

Anon, this entire thread is one giant anti-windows circle jerk. I couldn't give a shit what some anonymous faggot on the internet thinks about whatever OS I choose to use, but I mean, lets be honest with each other. If there is one "predominant theme" on /g/, its that LOONIX IS COOL and WANGBLOWS IS FOR NORMIE FAGS REEEEE

>>58786731
that they added all the worse shit from smartphones and tablets doesn't help

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>>58786731
Are you sure?, also see >>58786717
If any we're either being "telemarketed" or it's a "pro-windows" "anti-linux" circlejerk.
Now seriously there's idiots on both sides, no need to be intellectually dishonest.

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>>58786454
Why are windows users so insecure?

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>>58785096
This triggers me and I don't even use Windows.